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January 4th, 2019 at 2:42:30 PM permalink
He told me funny stories about some asians at our casino.

One time one was eating tiny turtles like popcorn.

Another time a deer got hit by a train - there is train tracks behind our casino - and a dude dragged it across the parking lot hoping to take it back in the bus with him
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January 4th, 2019 at 3:07:27 PM permalink
I had some soup for lunch today.
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January 4th, 2019 at 3:20:37 PM permalink
Those whacky Asians.
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January 4th, 2019 at 3:39:30 PM permalink
"Monkey, monkey!"
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January 4th, 2019 at 3:45:21 PM permalink
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He told me funny stories about some asians at our casino.

One time one was eating tiny turtles like popcorn.

Another time a dear got hit by a train - there is train tracks behind our casino - and a dude dragged it across the parking lot hoping to take it back in the bus with him



Asians are so bizarre.
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January 4th, 2019 at 3:58:59 PM permalink
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"Monkey, monkey!"



The one "high roller" lady (asian) literally only says that word and im pretty sure its the only english that she knows.

Its high pitched and im pretty sure its a way to get people to leave the table. I can play with her maybe for a half hour before i get fed up and leave because ITS ALL SHE SAYS

edit i just realized i spelled the animal "deer" wrong
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January 4th, 2019 at 4:58:03 PM permalink
Non-PC riddle.

Which of these does not belong in this group?
1. Lobster
2. Crab
3. Salmon
4. A Pai Gow Tiles gambler run over by a steam-roller

"Salmon" does not belong, because it is the only item on the list that is not a Crushed Asian.
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