Things I've Never Done
June 7th, 2018 at 5:44:30 PM
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Never taken a selfie
Never played craps
Never owned a smart phone
Never sent a text
Haven't played a slot since 2001
Never owned a Japanese car
Never had Bluetooth, don't even know what it is,
and got no plans..
Never played craps
Never owned a smart phone
Never sent a text
Haven't played a slot since 2001
Never owned a Japanese car
Never had Bluetooth, don't even know what it is,
and got no plans..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
June 7th, 2018 at 5:53:22 PM
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You left one off your list...
You've never lost!
You've never lost!
June 7th, 2018 at 5:53:39 PM
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I’ve never done meth.
June 7th, 2018 at 6:38:16 PM
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Quote: gamerfreakI’ve never done meth.
You're young.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
June 7th, 2018 at 6:42:00 PM
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Oh Bob, you left out...
Never been humble
Never been wrong
Never caved to a woman's needs
Never voted Democrat
Never been humble
Never been wrong
Never caved to a woman's needs
Never voted Democrat
"Poker sure is an easy game to beat if you have the roll to keep rebuying."
June 7th, 2018 at 6:43:30 PM
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Quote: billryanYou're young.
I was trying to think of something normal that I’ve never done.
I’ve never been pulled over by the police, or been in any sort of legal trouble for that matter.
June 7th, 2018 at 7:17:53 PM
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Quote: zippyboyOh Bob, you left out...
Never been humble
Never been wrong
Never caved to a woman's needs
Never voted Democrat
Never getting over Hillary...
June 7th, 2018 at 7:19:05 PM
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Never been to a strip club. Never seen a star wars film.
Wasn't EB an Obama supporter in his first term?
Quote: zippyboy
Never voted Democrat
Wasn't EB an Obama supporter in his first term?
100% risk of ruin
June 7th, 2018 at 7:28:55 PM
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Never attempted suicide (although about 45K Americans snuff themselves annually: more than die in traffic accidents).
Never tried to learn blackjack basic strategy.
Never had sex with a man.
Never tried heroin.
Never tried to learn blackjack basic strategy.
Never had sex with a man.
Never tried heroin.
"What, me worry?"
June 7th, 2018 at 7:49:55 PM
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I've never eaten a smore. :) Though it is a very popular snack, Hershey's chocolate, marshmallow and Graham cracker, I just never got around to making it and haven't seen one in real life. ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
June 7th, 2018 at 7:51:38 PM
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Never been arrested
Never been fired
Never cheated in a relationship
Never owned or used an Apple product
ZCore13
Never been fired
Never cheated in a relationship
Never owned or used an Apple product
ZCore13
I am an employee of a Casino. Former Table Games Director,, current Pit Supervisor. All the personal opinions I post are my own and do not represent the opinions of the Casino or Tribe that I work for.
June 7th, 2018 at 8:22:20 PM
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Quote: KeyserYou left one off your list...
You've never lost!
Huh? I lost at BJ, bac, paigow, poker I
lost at big time.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
June 7th, 2018 at 8:24:39 PM
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Quote: zippyboy
Never caved to a woman's needs
Never voted Democrat
All women have are needs, you have
to cave to some. And I voted Obama
in 08 because I detest McCain so much.
Never been in jail
Never met anybody in person I met on the internet
Never eaten veal, I just won't go there
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
June 7th, 2018 at 8:35:17 PM
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Quote: Zcore13Never been arrested
Never been fired
Never cheated in a relationship
Never owned or used an Apple product
Me either on 3 of these. Won't own
Apple, won't cheat because it's
not worth the hassle (been sheated
on), never arrested.
Have been fired a few times in my
youth, not a pleasant experience.
Once because I had a factory job
and had the American flag as the
bell part of my bell bottom pants.
Hey,it was 1969. They fired me on
the spot.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
June 7th, 2018 at 8:53:07 PM
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I have never lied about my gender.Quote: NathanI've never eaten a smore. :) Though it is a very popular snack, Hershey's chocolate, marshmallow and Graham cracker, I just never got around to making it and haven't seen one in real life. ;)
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
June 7th, 2018 at 8:58:25 PM
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L.D. got that whip cracking 24/7 Eh?Quote: RogerKintNever been to a strip club.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
June 7th, 2018 at 9:05:45 PM
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I've never tweeted.
I've never streaked.
I've never baked bread.
I've never ridden a motorcycle.
I've never been to Alaska nor Hawaii.
I've never authored an entry on the OEIS (On-line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences).
I've never streaked.
I've never baked bread.
I've never ridden a motorcycle.
I've never been to Alaska nor Hawaii.
I've never authored an entry on the OEIS (On-line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences).
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
June 7th, 2018 at 9:09:20 PM
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Never had a manicure, never gave a facial nor made a baby, never had an iPhone, never had the latest technology, never have I been neat and organized, never have I ever been number one in the country.
I am a robot.
June 7th, 2018 at 10:21:35 PM
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other than ridding motor cycles I haven't any of that either.Quote: gordonm888I've never tweeted.
I've never streaked.
I've never baked bread.
I've never been to Alaska nor Hawaii.
I've never authored an entry on the OEIS (On-line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences).
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
June 7th, 2018 at 11:03:00 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfother than ridding motor cycles I haven't any of that either.
Never had a twitter account either.
I'm surprised, I thought everybody
but me had one.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
June 8th, 2018 at 12:24:14 AM
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Never had a twitter, facebook, snapchat, Instagram or anything else account.
Sanitized for Your Protection
June 8th, 2018 at 3:29:09 AM
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I’ve never made a list of things I haven’t done, and put something I have done as the 5th item on the list.
June 8th, 2018 at 4:46:18 AM
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haven't done all kinds of things mentioned here that I don't give a hoot about either
as far as something I regret, I've never traveled to any other country excepting the Bahamas, which barely count . Planned trips have always been cancelled for one reason or another. We were pretty close to making it to Cuba via Canada when people were doing that, probably the biggest regret. Once 9-11 happened we didn't want to push our luck.
as far as something I regret, I've never traveled to any other country excepting the Bahamas, which barely count . Planned trips have always been cancelled for one reason or another. We were pretty close to making it to Cuba via Canada when people were doing that, probably the biggest regret. Once 9-11 happened we didn't want to push our luck.
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
June 8th, 2018 at 5:04:56 AM
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I've never:
1. Been to a school dance (no big surprise there).
2. Never cheated in board game.
3. Never broken a treaty in Risk.
4. I've never raised my voice in anger to a woman (a gentleman does not do that).
5. Flown a plane.
6. Been to Africa.
7. Had a speaking part in a play/musical.
1. Been to a school dance (no big surprise there).
2. Never cheated in board game.
3. Never broken a treaty in Risk.
4. I've never raised my voice in anger to a woman (a gentleman does not do that).
5. Flown a plane.
6. Been to Africa.
7. Had a speaking part in a play/musical.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
June 8th, 2018 at 5:57:04 AM
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I have never:
- put ketchup on my french fries
- been able to do a chin-up
- been invited to an orgy
- line-danced
- been asked to take a drug test
- managed remain up on water skiis for more than 2 seconds
- finished the Sunday NYT crossword without looking up at least one answer
- shot at anything living (although on one occasion I did shoot my TV)
- had any interest in trying to ride a uni-cycle
My goal of being well informed conflicts with my goal of remaining sane.
June 8th, 2018 at 6:03:18 AM
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Quote: WizardI've never:
1. Been to a school dance (no big surprise there).
2. Never cheated in board game.
3. Never broken a treaty in Risk.
4. I've never raised my voice in anger to a woman (a gentleman does not do that).
5. Flown a plane.
6. Been to Africa.
7. Had a speaking part in a play/musical.
For your number 4, Rhett Butler was a Southern Gentleman and even he told off Scarlett O'Hara ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
June 8th, 2018 at 7:51:51 AM
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Not even once?Quote: gamerfreakI’ve never done meth.
Oh, which quote to go with... similar to poker if you don't get your hand caught in the cookie jar every now and then, you're not playing right =).Quote: WizardI've never:
1. Been to a school dance (no big surprise there).
2. Never cheated in board game. ...
I think I should also go with my brothers motto: If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
Things I've Never:
1) Been to Europe/Japan/China/Australia (all on the bucket list)
2) Had an instagram or twitter account.
3) Had a 3 some with 2 women.
4) Bet more than $1k on a single hand of anything
5) Never played in a WSOP event (another bucket list)
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
June 8th, 2018 at 7:56:34 AM
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Quote: NathanFor your number 4, Rhett Butler was a Southern Gentleman and even he told off Scarlett O'Hara ;)
Are you referring to the famous last line? I would have been proud to say that, because he didn't raise his voice, but wouldn't. If a woman plays the crying card with me, it will work every time.
Direct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnTWxpTQt4
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
June 8th, 2018 at 7:57:00 AM
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Quote: RomesNot even once?
I had a (legal) adderall prescription for a few years, which is also an amphetamine. I've read that the effects of adderall and meth are very similar, except meth is 100x more intense, which, among many other reasons, is all I need to know to never want to touch the stuff.
June 8th, 2018 at 7:59:28 AM
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Quote: RomesNot even once?I think I should also go with my brothers motto: If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
Is it cheating to play speed chess with someone who has had about seven Captain and Cokes too many, knowing he will forget about the clock and you can simply play a tight game and win on time?
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
June 8th, 2018 at 8:20:44 AM
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Wizard: I really like various strategy board games, including Risk. Why would you never break a treaty in risk if the victory conditions are technically "last man standing" or "convince everyone else to surrender"? I guess you can play a multi-player risk board game where members of an alliance agree to end the game once all non-allies concede or are wiped off the board. IMHO, "treaties" in Risk are simply "temporary alliances of convenience". Its kind of like game of thrones or Machiavellian politics!
June 8th, 2018 at 8:22:46 AM
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Quote: EvenBobNever taken a selfie
Never played craps
Never owned a smart phone
Never sent a text
Haven't played a slot since 2001
Never owned a Japanese car
Never had Bluetooth, don't even know what it is,
and got no plans..
It'd be interesting to see how much of each board members "list of nevers" overlap.
I have very, very little overlap with you. I have never owned a Japanese car. I may have taken a selfie once or twice in my life, but I don't plan on making a habit of it. Other than that no overlap.
June 8th, 2018 at 8:26:50 AM
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Japanese cars are far superior to European/American cars. Toyota and Mazda 4 lyfe
June 8th, 2018 at 8:28:57 AM
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I have never
Jumped from a perfectly good airplane.
Visited Vermont or Maine.
Eaten a bug on purpose (like deep fried crickets). RIP Anthony Bourdain.
Tried snowboarding.
Petted a shark.
Shaved my head.
Huffed paint on purpose (got very high by accident once, though, painting a set until 4am. Whew!)
Been to Asia.
Shot at something living.
Owned a cat.
Seen so many items on other people's lists that I HAVE done. Not sure if that says more about me, or them (you).
Jumped from a perfectly good airplane.
Visited Vermont or Maine.
Eaten a bug on purpose (like deep fried crickets). RIP Anthony Bourdain.
Tried snowboarding.
Petted a shark.
Shaved my head.
Huffed paint on purpose (got very high by accident once, though, painting a set until 4am. Whew!)
Been to Asia.
Shot at something living.
Owned a cat.
Seen so many items on other people's lists that I HAVE done. Not sure if that says more about me, or them (you).
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
June 8th, 2018 at 8:42:29 AM
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Quote: mainframeWizard: I really like various strategy board games, including Risk. Why would you never break a treaty in risk if the victory conditions are technically "last man standing" or "convince everyone else to surrender"? I guess you can play a multi-player risk board game where members of an alliance agree to end the game once all non-allies concede or are wiped off the board. IMHO, "treaties" in Risk are simply "temporary alliances of convenience". Its kind of like game of thrones or Machiavellian politics!
I love Risk. I played thousands of times in my younger days. It would probably not come as a surprise that I loved to take Australia, bide my time there for about two hours while I built up an enormous army in Siam. Then wait for the two biggest alpha males to go at it and then conquer what was left of the world with little resistance. Many wanted to add a connection between Peru and Eastern Australia, to prevent me from doing this, but I always opposed it, of course.
I never broke a treaty because I would like to think I'm a man of my word. Even in board games. If I make a deal, you can count on me keeping my end. I have not played Risk in at least 30 years so maybe I would revisit that policy today. Much like the cooperation game, lying is specifically allowed in Risk.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
June 8th, 2018 at 8:44:30 AM
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Quote: mainframeIt'd be interesting to see how much of each board members "list of nevers" overlap.
My only overlap with EvenBob is, I also have never taken a selfie.
I have also:
Never played roulette in a casino - nor baccarat, for that matter
Never been to any country in The Americas besides USA or Canada - not even a day trip to, say, Tijuana
Never lost a bet I made with an English bookmaker - I am a perfect 1-for-1 (I bet on the winner of the 1987 Epsom Derby)
Never placed a bet at a Vegas sportsbook (mainly because the only sports being played when I usually come to Vegas are baseball and horse racing, and I don't like betting on horses without looking at a Racing Form first)
Never paid more than $60 for a meal in Vegas
June 8th, 2018 at 8:48:24 AM
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Quote: beachbumbabsJumped from a perfectly good airplane.
But you have from a bad one?
I went skydiving one time when I was 18. I think it's overrated. Would not bother doing it again.
June 8th, 2018 at 8:59:01 AM
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Quote: gamerfreakBut you have from a bad one?
I went skydiving one time when I was 18. I think it's overrated. Would not bother doing it again.
Lol. It's a saying among us pilots.
It's kind of fortunate, too, because a lot of times I flew buckled into a parachute, learning aerobatics. But never tore the wings off and had to use it. Unlike a couple good friends and several guys I knew.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
June 8th, 2018 at 9:01:26 AM
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Quote: beachbumbabsLol. It's a saying among us pilots.
It's kind of fortunate, too, because a lot of times I flew buckled into a parachute, learning aerobatics. But never tore the wings off and had to use it. Unlike a couple good friends and several guys I knew.
oh, hah, my dad is a pilot and I never heard him use that one
He bought me a certificate for some flying lessons but I really don't have much interest. Not a cheap hobby.
June 8th, 2018 at 9:08:41 AM
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That's just playing your advantage... against Axel.Quote: WizardIs it cheating to play speed chess with someone who has had about seven Captain and Cokes too many, knowing he will forget about the clock and you can simply play a tight game and win on time?
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
June 8th, 2018 at 9:39:58 AM
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I have never sucked a d**k.
I noticed that was NOT on Romes list. But that's obvious
Normally when a straight guy proclaims he has or has not had a
threesome, he doesn't need to include "with 2 women".
FYI I have had 3 threesomes 2 times with different chicks. One of the times it was close to a foursome.
I noticed that was NOT on Romes list. But that's obvious
That's just as obvious.Quote: Romes
3) Had a 3 some with 2 women.
Normally when a straight guy proclaims he has or has not had a
threesome, he doesn't need to include "with 2 women".
FYI I have had 3 threesomes 2 times with different chicks. One of the times it was close to a foursome.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
June 8th, 2018 at 9:42:19 AM
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Quote: AxelWolf
FYI I have had 3 threesomes 2 times with different chicks. One of the times it was close to a foursome.
I can barely get one woman at a time to sleep with me.
I can't imagine the logistics involved in sleeping with two or more women at the same time.
June 8th, 2018 at 9:45:07 AM
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Despite Axel's CONTINUED ATTEMPTS at woo'ing me, I've never done anything sexual with a guy, ever. So glad I have to officially state that on the record ;-).Quote: AxelWolfI have never sucked a d**k.
I noticed that was NOT on Romes list. But that's obvious
That's just as obvious.
Normally when a straight guy proclaims he has or has not had a
threesome, he doesn't need to include "with 2 women".
FYI I have had 3 threesomes 2 times with different chicks. One of the times it was close to a foursome.
I have to qualify "with 2 women" because if I didn't then you'd just say "sure you have with all of your guy lovers! ha ha ha"
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
June 8th, 2018 at 10:12:39 AM
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I think that's just a fantasy of the Wizards new game plan to actully beat me.Quote: RomesThat's just playing your advantage... against Axel.
That may be due to the sting of me having very little sleep, offering him 2(?) extra minutes on the clock, odds, all while after drinking, while I'm simultaneously playing poker(not just sitting at the table, actully playing hands) and then mating him in less than 7.
If what Mike says really did happen, I was probably in a state of half-consciousness.
I think he did get me one time after I negotiated white in exchange for giving him extra clock time. I was up in pieces and had great position and I totally forgot about the clock.
I did Donk off my Queen to BillRyan.
I have never been in a chess league/club or whatever you call it.
Never played a tournament.
Never read a chess book or studied.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
June 8th, 2018 at 10:21:00 AM
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You have to make them think it is their Idea and let them initiate it.Quote: TigerWuI can barely get one woman at a time to sleep with me.
I can't imagine the logistics involved in sleeping with two or more women at the same time.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
June 8th, 2018 at 10:21:55 AM
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Quote: TigerWuI can barely get one woman at a time to sleep with me.
I can't imagine the logistics involved in sleeping with two or more women at the same time.
The idea is not to sleep.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
June 8th, 2018 at 10:24:51 AM
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I've never cheated an honest man.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
June 8th, 2018 at 10:26:03 AM
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how about the things you have never done and wish you had but you know you never will
I wish I had hit a 40 foot jumper at the buzzer to win game 7 of the NBA finals by one point.
not gonna happen
I wish I had hit a 40 foot jumper at the buzzer to win game 7 of the NBA finals by one point.
not gonna happen
the foolish sayings of a rich man often pass for words of wisdom by the fools around him
June 8th, 2018 at 10:27:27 AM
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So you had time to think about it and craft your sentence so Axel wouldn't pawn you and yet you still F***ed it all up. By stating "with 2 women" You left me the opportunity for me to say...Ya, not with 2 women, just with 2 men.Quote: Romes
I have to qualify "with 2 women" because if I didn't then you'd just say "sure you have with all of your guy lovers! ha ha ha"
Must have been a late night with all your guy lovers. (-;
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
June 8th, 2018 at 10:40:28 AM
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My list would be long even with stuff that is actully very possible.Quote: lilredroosterhow about the things you have never done and wish you had but you know you never will
I wish I had hit a 40 foot jumper at the buzzer to win game 7 of the NBA finals by one point.
not gonna happen
Figured out how to make lots of money Flyfishing.
Make money as an artist.
Own a small casino.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
