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April 25th, 2018 at 1:37:18 PM permalink
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April 25th, 2018 at 3:57:45 PM permalink
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April 25th, 2018 at 4:16:44 PM permalink
A few lyrics from Eddie Rabbit for theme music

Well, I love a rainy night; it's such a beautiful sight.
I love to feel the rain on my face;
taste the rain on my lips,

Showers wash all my cares away;
I wake up to a sunny day,
'cause I love a rainy night.
Yeah, I love a rainy night.
Well, I love a rainy night.
Well, I love a rainy night, ooh, ooh.
Well I love a rainy night; I love a rainy night.
You know it makes me feel good.
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April 25th, 2018 at 5:05:22 PM permalink
Michael Cohen will plead the Fifth in the Stormy Daniels case.

"If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth?" - Donald J. Trump.
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April 25th, 2018 at 7:52:05 PM permalink
"peeing hooker, hidden camera"
----- You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
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April 25th, 2018 at 8:42:06 PM permalink
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April 26th, 2018 at 6:31:53 AM permalink
Donald called into Fox and Friends this morning and gave an interview that can only be described as "completely unhinged."

He must be freaking out about Michael Cohen...
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April 26th, 2018 at 8:02:22 AM permalink
Quote: ams288

Michael Cohen will plead the Fifth in the Stormy Daniels case.

"If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth?" - Donald J. Trump.



Come on, you know that line of thinking is much too logical and coherent for Trump.... It will be more like Trump congratulating him for taking the fifth so the media can't take his words and "twist them around." He will see it as a win, and "sticking it" to liberals.
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April 26th, 2018 at 8:32:38 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

"Pee is for President"

"Two Soak Girls"

"Skanks For the Memories"

"Pee Misty For Me"

"Pee-ter Pan and Tinklebelles"

"Potty of Gold"

Lot of quality options here babs... lol you missed your calling in the "funny names porn" industry =D.
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April 26th, 2018 at 8:54:22 AM permalink
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April 26th, 2018 at 9:04:21 AM permalink
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April 26th, 2018 at 9:20:01 AM permalink
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April 26th, 2018 at 10:36:53 AM permalink
Quote: ams288

Donald called into Fox and Friends this morning and gave an interview that can only be described as "completely unhinged."



Oh my god, I just watched a little bit of that interview... Trump is literally losing his mind... I honestly have absolutely no idea how anyone can watch that interview and still support him. It's downright scary that that man is still the President. Get him the hell out of the White House, right now.
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:01:35 AM permalink
Michael avenati wants trump to appear on fox n friends more often

Trump stated this morning he hardly used michael cohen as his attorney except in certain matters like the STORMY DANIELS AGREEMENT

Avenati was smiling at trumps stupid admission on national television
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:25:51 AM permalink
If Trump's goal was to be used as a case example in political science and legal studies courses for decades to come, he has certainly achieved that goal.
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:34:18 AM permalink
But, you told me to urinate? I said you were an eight, now your a two.
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:45:03 AM permalink
Senate Confirms Mike Pompeo as Secretary of State

First in his class at West Point, first
in class at Harvard, a lifetime of
achievement, and only 6 Dems
voted for him. Yet they loved loved
loved the airhead liar John Kerry,
the guy who pretended to throw
his medals away after he got back
from Vietnam. The guy who lost
his presidential bid because the
men he commanded in the war
threw him under the bus for the
coward he is.

That guy the Dems loved..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:48:46 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Senate Confirms Mike Pompeo as Secretary of State

First in his class at West Point, first
in class at Harvard, a lifetime of
achievement, and only 6 Dems
voted for him. Yet they loved loved
loved the airhead liar John Kerry,
the guy who pretended to throw
his medals away after he got back
from Vietnam. The guy who lost
his presidential bid because the
men he commanded in the war
threw him under the bus for the
coward he is.

That guy the Dems loved..



So?
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:49:46 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Senate Confirms Mike Pompeo as Secretary of State

First in his class at West Point, first
in class at Harvard, a lifetime of
achievement, and only 6 Dems
voted for him. Yet they loved loved
loved the airhead liar John Kerry,
the guy who pretended to throw
his medals away after he got back
from Vietnam. The guy who lost
his presidential bid because the
men he commanded in the war
threw him under the bus for the
coward he is.

That guy the Dems loved..



Wonder how long he will last.
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:51:31 AM permalink
Quote: rainman

Wonder how long he will last.



Depends solely on how happy Putin is with his performance as SoS.
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April 26th, 2018 at 11:54:54 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz

"Buy hooker by crook"



"Buy hooker, bye crook" is how I'd word it. But yours did make me giggle in stone-quiet radiology, so you win the fair day goose
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:08:11 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

So?



So a totally qualified guy they vote against,
and a total jackass who had to marry a
ketchup queen to survive, they voted
him SoS unanimously. Makes no sense.
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:17:54 PM permalink
Quote: ams288

He must be freaking out about Michael Cohen... His legal advisor with regards 'that Stormy Daniels thing'

There, I fixed it for you :o)
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:21:27 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

So a totally qualified guy they vote against,
and a total jackass who had to marry a
ketchup queen to survive, they voted
him SoS unanimously. Makes no sense.



Total jackass named trump elected president

Makes no sense

So?
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:24:34 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Senate Confirms Mike Pompeo as Secretary of State

First in his class at West Point, first
in class at Harvard, a lifetime of
achievement, and only 6 Dems
voted for him. Yet they loved loved
loved the airhead liar John Kerry,
the guy who pretended to throw
his medals away after he got back
from Vietnam. The guy who lost
his presidential bid because the
men he commanded in the war
threw him under the bus for the
coward he is.

That guy the Dems loved..



You just voted for the guy that dodged the draft and said America was a cesspool for a year and a half. Spare us.
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:39:09 PM permalink
So this just gets better and better

Michael avenati says trumps words show trump did use cohen in matter of stormy daniels

Trump said cohen barely represented him (trying in trumps mind to minimize his connections to cohen) except in stormy daniels case specifically

Now legal analysts are saying IF thats true then trump has very little attorney client privelege since he says cohen barely represented him

Trump will certainly be analyzed by law classes of the future as to how people who think they are smart but have no legal training should ALWAYS shut up
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:46:40 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

Trump will certainly be analyzed by law classes of the future as to how people who think they are smart but have no legal training should ALWAYS shut up



This is why he hasn't done a press conference in over a year. He can't keep his stupid mouth shut. Imagine him having to answer real questions from reporters, and not softballs from the hacks on Fox & Friends...
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:49:14 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

The guy who lost
his presidential bid because the
men he commanded in the war
threw him under the bus for the
coward he is.



Might want to check your facts on that one....

"During John Kerry's candidacy in the 2004 U.S. presidential campaign, a political issue that gained widespread public attention was Kerry's Vietnam War record. In television advertisements and a book called Unfit for Command, co-authored by John O'Neill and Jerome Corsi, the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (SBVT), a 527 group later known as the Swift Vets and POWs for Truth, questioned details of his military service record and circumstances relating to the award of his combat medals. Their campaign against Kerry's presidential bid received widespread publicity,[1] but was later discredited and gave rise to the neologism "swiftboating", to describe an unfair or untrue political attack.[2][3] Defenders of John Kerry's service record, including nearly all of his former crewmates, have stated that SBVT's allegations are false."

Read the rest... it's pretty interesting.

Quote: Steverinos

You just voted for the guy that dodged the draft and said America was a cesspool for a year and a half. Spare us.



That's one thing I don't understand about his supporters... Trump's entire campaign premise (and catchphrase) was based on his claim of how much America sucks.

Aren't these the same people that lost their minds when Michelle Obama said she was "finally" proud of America?
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April 26th, 2018 at 12:49:43 PM permalink
Quote: ams288

Depends solely on how happy Putin is with his performance as SoS.

Putin can't get any happier than he did with the Kerry/Obama nuclear plan for Iran.
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April 26th, 2018 at 2:20:25 PM permalink
Quote: SanchoPanza

Putin can't get any happier than he did with the Kerry/Obama nuclear plan for Iran.



That's probably why he interfered in our election on behalf of the candidate who said the deal was a disaster. Makes sense.
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April 26th, 2018 at 2:56:03 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

So a totally qualified guy they vote against,
and a total jackass who had to marry a
ketchup queen to survive, they voted
him SoS unanimously. Makes no sense.



Bob when are you hard liners gonna get it
Your side isn't righteous. They are all self serving
crooks, Both sides the system demands it.
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April 26th, 2018 at 3:36:56 PM permalink
Even Trump wants to get rid of the Electoral college.

Of course, wait five hours and he'll probably say the Electoral college is the greatest thing ever.
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April 27th, 2018 at 5:36:39 AM permalink
The FBI seized 16 phones during their raid of Michael Cohen.

That's like something straight out of Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul!
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April 27th, 2018 at 8:00:04 AM permalink
Report from the NYT says that the Russian lawyer in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting is closer to the Kremlin than previously known. The noose tightens a bit more.
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April 27th, 2018 at 9:27:00 AM permalink
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Report from the NYT says that the Russian lawyer in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting is closer to the Kremlin than previously known. The noose tightens a bit more.



I feel sorry for that noose.... he's been holding a lot of weight for a while now...
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April 27th, 2018 at 10:55:22 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Oh my god, I just watched a little bit of that interview... Trump is literally losing his mind... I honestly have absolutely no idea how anyone can watch that interview and still support him. It's downright scary that that man is still the President. Get him the hell out of the White House, right now.



Their faces at the beginning of the interview:



And the end:



"I've made a huge mistake."
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April 27th, 2018 at 11:12:54 AM permalink
I never thought I'd see the day when a network tried to shut down the pres. They did everything but pull the emergency broadcast card.
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April 27th, 2018 at 11:22:34 AM permalink
I notice the banner on the bottom of the screen went from red to blue,

It's an omen I tell ya $:o)
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April 27th, 2018 at 11:25:20 AM permalink
Kellyanne Conway tells Fox that Trump wants to come on once a month.

Talk about throwing magnesium in a dumpster fire....
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April 27th, 2018 at 3:56:35 PM permalink
I give Trump credit for the way things are going in N. Korea, so far.

(notice the "so far")

So far, because it is like buying a house by brochure, where you haven't see anything but the pretty pictures.
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April 27th, 2018 at 5:11:44 PM permalink
House Panel Clears Trump Campaign in Russia Probe

The only collusion they found was among
the top members of the intel community.
But that will be dealt with shortly, have
patience..
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April 27th, 2018 at 6:40:24 PM permalink
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House Panel Clears Trump Campaign in Russia Probe


They also cleared Hillary about 8 times.

So you believe she is innocent as well, correct?
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April 27th, 2018 at 7:58:03 PM permalink
Quote: gamerfreak

Quote: EvenBob

House Panel Clears Trump Campaign in Russia Probe


They also cleared Hillary about 8 times.

So you believe she is innocent as well, correct?



Oh he won't have an answer to that, so don't expect a response. Good one, though.
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April 27th, 2018 at 9:29:56 PM permalink
Quote: rsactuary

Report from the NYT says that the Russian lawyer in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting is closer to the Kremlin than previously known. The noose tightens a bit more.

That noose is around Comey, McCabe and the rest of the FBI. If Veselnitskaya was so important, how come they never even bothered to interview her?

"The Homeland Security Department confirmed Friday that Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya was granted special entry to the United States on multiple occasions in 2015 and 2016 at the request of the Justice Department . . . . Homeland told The Hill that Veselnitskaya was allowed to enter the United States on multiple occasions between September 2015 and February 2016 under a “Significant Public Benefit Parole” document requested by the Justice Department so she could participate in a court case for a client.

The request was done “in concurrence” with the U.S. attorney's office in New York City . . . . Homeland’s statement confirmed court testimony and records cited by The Hill on Wednesday that Veselnitskaya was initially turned down for a visa to enter the United States and required the special immigration parole permission as late as January 2016. The court records did not indicate how she entered the country after that time. A federal prosecutor in the U.S. Attorney's office in Manhattan told the court in a hearing in January 2016 that the “extraordinary circumstances” parole request needed to be approved by Attorney General Loretta Lynch.

“In October the government bypassed 
the normal visa process and gave a type of extraordinary 
permission to enter the country called immigration parole,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Paul Monteleoni was quoted in the court transcript as saying. “That's a discretionary act that the statute allows the attorney general to do in extraordinary circumstances. In this case, we did that so that Mr. Katsyv could testify. And we made the 
further accommodation of allowing his Russian lawyer into the country to assist.”

Lynch issued a statement Thursday that distanced herself from any government decision to let the Russian lawyer enter the country, saying the former attorney general “does not have any personal knowledge of Ms. Veselnitskaya's travel.” --The Hill
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April 28th, 2018 at 8:23:26 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

House Panel Clears Trump Campaign in Russia Probe



REPUBLICANS on the House Intelligence Committee cleared Trump.

DEMOCRATS on the House Intelligence Committee did not. Here is their rebuttal.
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April 28th, 2018 at 8:27:35 AM permalink
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April 28th, 2018 at 9:25:22 AM permalink
What does that cartoon even mean?
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April 28th, 2018 at 9:28:48 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

What does that cartoon even mean?


It’s saying that Trump is responsible for the peace agreement or whatever it is in Korea, but liberals are crediting Obama.

I haven’t seen anything of the sort on social media or anywhere else.
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April 28th, 2018 at 9:35:08 AM permalink
Quote: gamerfreak

It’s saying that Trump is responsible for the peace agreement or whatever it is in Korea, but liberals are crediting Obama.

I haven’t seen anything of the sort on social media or anywhere else.



Haha... That's so dumb....

I've seen even the most "liberal" news outlets giving some credit to Trump for the whole Korea thing.

I think China has been more instrumental in the whole situation, but if Trump had a hand in it then credit is certainly due.

Like you, I haven't heard a peep about Obama being involved.
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April 28th, 2018 at 10:49:21 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Haha... That's so dumb....

I've seen even the most "liberal" news outlets giving some credit to Trump for the whole Korea thing.

I think China has been more instrumental in the whole situation, but if Trump had a hand in it then credit is certainly due.

Like you, I haven't heard a peep about Obama being involved.



Nixon will always get credit for what he did in China that was beneficial

Doesnt erase Nixons reputation

Trump is the throw it and see if it sticks type. Hes bound to get something right

Like a gambler who occasionally wins then yells to the rafters of his success
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