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March 28th, 2018 at 4:15:49 PM permalink
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I know your Bill and Hillary claims are total B.S...



Obama too. He gave cash to dismantle their nukes

Duh!

Well their nuclear program or plans for it
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March 28th, 2018 at 9:21:47 PM permalink
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The only difference is Carter, Clinton, and Obama didn't whine like a little b***h about their SNL portrayals.

Does anyone have any favorite memes and actors from those sketches?
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March 28th, 2018 at 9:46:29 PM permalink
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Does anyone have any favorite memes and actors from those sketches?



Dana Carvey was the best

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March 28th, 2018 at 10:00:36 PM permalink
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Dana Carvey was the best



I would agree overall. Bit there was one with Obama and Michelle, with her being jealous, that was funny, and a really crazy one with George W. having bad dreams and all the others coming into his bedroom.

I still say "Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent." at least once a week to myself (hearing Carvey in my head), if not to someone else. Hardly anything else I quote with any regularity, so that ran pretty deep.
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March 28th, 2018 at 10:40:20 PM permalink
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Wow this is sad. Really explains why you don't understand humor. You can't understand the simple process that here in the USA we have the freedom to make fun of YOUR PRESIDENT.
Its called FREEDOM
Check out Alec Baldwin SNL videos
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And Dana Carvey, Will Ferrell, Darryl Hammond, Chevy Chase, and Phil Hartman, to name a few.
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March 29th, 2018 at 5:18:23 AM permalink
Donald Trump called up Roseanne yesterday to congratulate her on the big ratings of premiere of the Roseanne reboot.

Glad to see he's got his priorities straight!
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March 29th, 2018 at 6:01:56 AM permalink
Quote: ams288

Donald Trump called up Roseanne yesterday to congratulate her on the big ratings of premiere of the Roseanne reboot.

Glad to see he's got his priorities straight!


Roseanne and Dan are avid trump supporters on the show, and her sister Jackie is the bleeding heart liberal that is the on the butt end of most of the political stuff. I thought it was well done and enjoyed it.

I知 not sure how Roseanne leans politically IRL
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March 29th, 2018 at 6:07:26 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

I still say "Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent." at least once a week to myself (hearing Carvey in my head), if not to someone else. Hardly anything else I quote with any regularity, so that ran pretty deep.

LOL! I occasionally still work a "Wouldn't be prudent, at this juncture" into conversation where appropriate!
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March 29th, 2018 at 6:20:04 AM permalink
Quote: ams288

Donald Trump called up Roseanne yesterday to congratulate her on the big ratings of premiere of the Roseanne reboot.

Glad to see he's got his priorities straight!



On a side note, the acting was horrible on the two shows.
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March 29th, 2018 at 6:46:56 AM permalink
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On a side note, the acting was horrible on the two shows.


I never watched the show back in the day
I just don't find Roseanne funny
I view Tom Arnold as having absolutely no talent
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March 29th, 2018 at 7:16:18 AM permalink
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Roseanne and Dan are avid trump supporters on the show, and her sister Jackie is the bleeding heart liberal that is the on the butt end of most of the political stuff. I thought it was well done and enjoyed it.

I知 not sure how Roseanne leans politically IRL



I love Roseanne (the TV show). I thought the first two episodes of the reboot were great. A little exposition heavy (gotta explain what everybody has been up to for the last 20 years), but funny and the characters are just as we remember them.

Then yesterday the right wing media starts turning this into a left vs. right thing. Claiming the ratings were huge because Roseanne is a Trump supporter. Huh?

I'm sure that's why Donald phoned her up.
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March 29th, 2018 at 7:17:19 AM permalink
Quote: gamerfreak

I知 not sure how Roseanne leans politically IRL



According to an article I read today she is in real life a big Trump supporter.

(Which makes sense because if she wasn't I'm sure we would have had a Tweet from the President this morning saying something along the lines of "Worst show I've seen in years. Roseanne Trash Can should just retire before she completely ruins her long-gone "career".)
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March 29th, 2018 at 8:10:36 AM permalink
Wait, Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell aren't the same person?
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March 29th, 2018 at 8:12:24 AM permalink
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Then yesterday the right wing media starts turning this into a left vs. right thing. Claiming the ratings were huge because Roseanne is a Trump supporter. Huh?



Yeah, Roseanne was one of the most massively popular sitcoms back in the day, so there is literally no surprise it's pulling good ratings. It would have even if Hillary were President. Or if Obama had declared himself King.

The right-wing media is always weird about TV shows and movies... remember that whole American Sniper fiasco, when so many conservatives went nuts after it didn't win best picture, because "huh huh huh librul Hollywood elites?"

I wonder if those people even watched the movie or know anything about it, because it's an anti-war film produced by liberals, starring liberals, distributed by liberal Hollywood, and declared by liberals to be one of the best films of the year. All they saw was "military" and "not best picture" so therefore that must mean Hollywood hates the military and therefore America.
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March 29th, 2018 at 8:22:34 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Yeah, Roseanne was one of the most massively popular sitcoms back in the day, so there is literally no surprise it's pulling good ratings. It would have even if Hillary were President. Or if Obama had declared himself King.

The right-wing media is always weird about TV shows and movies... remember that whole American Sniper fiasco, when so many conservatives went nuts after it didn't win best picture, because "huh huh huh librul Hollywood elites?"

I wonder if those people even watched the movie or know anything about it, because it's an anti-war film produced by liberals, starring liberals, distributed by liberal Hollywood, and declared by liberals to be one of the best films of the year. All they saw was "military" and "not best picture" so therefore that must mean Hollywood hates the military and therefore America.



The dirty secret both sides hide is that any ridiculous statement or event is welcomed by the other side because it's the most effective fund-raising technique they have. They spin like crazy, publicize the crap out of it, and send letters and post on social media, using the most inflammatory possible description in sound bite size.

Everyone who agrees it's stupid or outrageous or whatever is then motivated to chip in $10 or whatever to register their umbrage.

Meanwhile, the other side is going, wtf?
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March 29th, 2018 at 9:40:11 AM permalink
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According to an article I read today she is in real life a big Trump supporter.

(Which makes sense because if she wasn't I'm sure we would have had a Tweet from the President this morning saying something along the lines of "Worst show I've seen in years. Roseanne Trash Can should just retire before she completely ruins her long-gone "career".)


She is also a very vocal feminist. Queue conservative heads exploding....
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March 29th, 2018 at 10:00:10 AM permalink
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She is also a very vocal feminist. Queue conservative heads exploding....


Also against Zimmerman
Roseanne Tweet
"At first I thought it was good to let ppl know that no one can hide anymore ... If Zimmerman isn't arrested I'll rt his address again- maybe go 2 his house myself"

More conservative heads exploding
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March 29th, 2018 at 11:20:52 AM permalink
Roseanne was one of my favorite shows growing up.

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Wait, Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell aren't the same person?


Them some fightin' words there.
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March 29th, 2018 at 11:27:38 AM permalink
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Roseanne was one of my favorite shows growing up.


Agreed. It's probably the best family sitcom of all time....maybe tied with Fresh Prince.

I recently binged the whole thing on Amazon Prime video. I think the new episodes will be a great continuation. The acting was never good, but that is every sitcom.
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March 29th, 2018 at 11:34:55 AM permalink
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Agreed. It's probably the best family sitcom of all time....maybe tied with Fresh Prince.


Married with Children hands down. None of the others even come close!
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March 29th, 2018 at 11:49:27 AM permalink
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Married with Children hands down. None of the others even come close!

I thought that was a reality show?
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March 29th, 2018 at 12:33:06 PM permalink
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Agreed. It's probably the best family sitcom of all time....maybe tied with Fresh Prince.



How dare you, sir. Tied?

Can anyone tell me WHY TFPoBA isn't on any streaming services? Chrissake, even "Hangin' with Mr Cooper" is getting play...
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March 29th, 2018 at 2:15:06 PM permalink
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Married with Children hands down. None of the others even come close!



Really. Roseanne always struck me as a watered down MOC. Fox let the characters go places Roseann never even saw in the distance. It wasn't a bad show, but was never one of my favorites.
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March 29th, 2018 at 2:33:11 PM permalink
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March 29th, 2018 at 2:39:58 PM permalink
My favorite family sitcom is I Love Lucy.
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March 29th, 2018 at 2:43:00 PM permalink
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March 29th, 2018 at 3:11:11 PM permalink
Not to be compared to any of the above, but is anyone watching The Detour? It started slow but is laugh out loud funny.
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March 29th, 2018 at 3:13:31 PM permalink
"Breaking Bad" was all about taking care of your family. Family show.
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March 29th, 2018 at 3:20:40 PM permalink
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"Breaking Bad" was all about taking care of your family. Family show.



So was the Godfather
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March 29th, 2018 at 4:23:58 PM permalink
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Married with Children hands down. None of the others even come close!



married with children, night court, barney miller, all in he family
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March 29th, 2018 at 4:25:53 PM permalink
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Not to be compared to any of the above, but is anyone watching The Detour? It started slow but is laugh out loud funny.


I watched the first season or so. It was pretty funny but was also a little slow. Is it on Netflix or a cheaper knock-off brand of Netflix? ;)
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March 29th, 2018 at 8:39:26 PM permalink
Its on demand with Cox. Not sure where else. I thought Season 2 was the shizzle.
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March 30th, 2018 at 6:44:38 AM permalink
So apparently stormy daniels has just done an excellent checkmate on the donald

Donald could admit he is the other party in the hush money NDA but forgot to sign it. This would mean admitting to the affair which may or may not null and void the agreement if as a party to it he begins discussing it

However michael cohens attorney (thats right trumps attorney has hired an attorney because of his payment to stormy from his own pocket) has just publicly stated trump knew nothing about the agreement and this was purely micheal cohen acting on his own AND that DD (the nom de plume supposedly of trump in the agreement) is not trump at all

Obviously trump would prefer his name not be attached by now claiming that hush agreement has nothing to do with him

However....

Legal analysts are stating if thats true then the hush agreement is indeed null and void. If DD is someone else then the agreement is for stormy to remain quiet about someone else affair (DD whoever he is) and trump officially has no NDA now with stormy

CHECKMATE!!!
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March 30th, 2018 at 7:06:13 AM permalink
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blah blah blah.... CHECKMATE!!!



Just like the media reported trump could never win the 2016 election.

Again that bridge is still for sale and waiting for you
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March 30th, 2018 at 7:17:26 AM permalink
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Just like the media reported trump could never win the 2016 election.

Again that bridge is still for sale and waiting for you


Im sure you have a martingale that works too

Like trumps 2016 election everyone told you it wont work but you got lucky

Keep hoping it always works for you]
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March 30th, 2018 at 7:29:31 AM permalink
The whole Stormy Daniels situation is funny.

Right and left, everyone knows they banged. Donald could just come out tomorrow and say, "Yeah, we screwed one time. And she signed the NDA so now she owes me money."

He wouldn't lose one voter.

But he can't do that. Most likely because his pre-nup with Melania doesn't permit him to raw dog porn stars. She'd be able to cash out of their loveless marriage early.
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March 30th, 2018 at 11:00:22 AM permalink
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.... Melania doesn't permit him to raw dog porn stars.

No accounting for taste. Stormy makes Monika look like a 7.


Quote:

She'd be able to cash out of their loveless marriage early.

I have wondered if First lady's don't have to make some agreement that the will be no divorce in the white house", in order to show the world somethin somethin? An agreement to not embarass the presidency and the country? Maybe once they learn to hate each other during the term of office, which they well may, they just live separate lives after and just stay as far away from each other as possible while in office?

Anyway, that's my query. After the new pres gets into the oval and his jaw drops realizing, "oh crap", then some general comes in and tells him the truth, about who's running the join, and how it's going to be.
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April 2nd, 2018 at 9:21:00 AM permalink
I was curious
What do the conservatives think of the tariffs and impending trade war with China
Trump is supposed to be the pro-business resident
yet
Stock market tanking today over worries of a trade war
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April 2nd, 2018 at 10:11:34 AM permalink
They'll respond after Fox News tells them what to think.
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April 2nd, 2018 at 10:20:22 AM permalink
Quote: terapined

I was curious
What do the conservatives think of the tariffs and impending trade war with China Trump is supposed to be the pro-business resident yet Stock market tanking today over worries of a trade war



In general conservatives are against raising taxes like this; liberals generally support it depending on what it will be funding.

By raising taxes and raising government spending while reducing revenue, conservatives find Trump's policies off-putting. But Trump seems to only care about doing what's easiest for him instead of what's best for the country. That means appealing only to his supporters, who have very strong liberal ideology on economic issues.
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April 2nd, 2018 at 10:23:32 AM permalink
During the campaign Trump said that paying low taxes made him smart. Now he's whining on twitter that Amazon is also smart because they pay less taxes than he wants them to. He's the president, he's just admitting that he's not smart enough to come up with a better tax policy so Amazon would have to pay more
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April 2nd, 2018 at 12:33:23 PM permalink
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During the campaign Trump said that paying low taxes made him smart. Now he's whining on twitter that Amazon is also smart because they pay less taxes than he wants them to. He's the president, he's just admitting that he's not smart enough to come up with a better tax policy so Amazon would have to pay more



Trump has a personal vendetta against Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post. Trump is 100% all about Trump.
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April 2nd, 2018 at 6:14:30 PM permalink
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Trump has a personal vendetta against Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post. Trump is 100% all about Trump.



President Snowflake.

Gotta be one of the top 5 dumbest Presidents ever.
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April 8th, 2018 at 12:48:05 PM permalink
Once again rachel maddow connects the dots

Scott pruitt screwing america again (and carl icahn and trump)

Wait for the hook at the end when all things come together

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1EbehbXaY
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April 8th, 2018 at 12:52:44 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

Once again rachel maddow connects the dots

Scott pruitt screwing america again (and carl icahn and trump)

Wait for the hook at the end when all things come together

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1EbehbXaY



I also see that Maddow has been crushing Hannity in tv ratings
I heard Hannity spends the 1st 20 min of his show insulting Jimmy Kimmel
Does his elderly audience even know who Jimmy Kimmel is? lol
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April 8th, 2018 at 3:40:13 PM permalink
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xukWkOv4a-w

This one is really good.
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April 8th, 2018 at 5:48:11 PM permalink
Quote: terapined

I also see that Maddow has been crushing Hannity in tv ratings
I heard Hannity spends the 1st 20 min of his show insulting Jimmy Kimmel
Does his elderly audience even know who Jimmy Kimmel is? lol


Is he the one with the ice cream? If so, them some fighting words there, Hannity. Unless I知 thinking of Jimmy Fallon?
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April 8th, 2018 at 5:54:23 PM permalink
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Is he the one with the ice cream? If so, them some fighting words there, Hannity. Unless I知 thinking of Jimmy Fallon?


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April 11th, 2018 at 7:08:34 AM permalink
Well the sexual assaulter in chief, after campaigning again giving out information about our military tactics, has told the world what he plans on doing in Syria.

"Why do we keep broadcasting when we are going to attack Syria. Why can't we just be quiet and, if we attack at all, catch them by surprise? - DJT"
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April 11th, 2018 at 8:02:11 AM permalink
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"Why do we keep broadcasting when we are going to attack Syria. Why can't we just be quiet and, if we attack at all, catch them by surprise? - DJT"



"What other country tells the enemy when we are going to attack like Obama is doing with ISIS. Whatever happened to the element of surprise?" -- Donald Trump

"No, dopey, I would not go into Syria, but if I did it would be by surprise and not blurted all over the media like fools." -- Donald Trump

"What will we get for bombing Syria besides more debt and a possible long term conflict? Obama needs Congressional approval." -- Donald Trump

"AGAIN, TO OUR VERY FOOLISH LEADER, DO NOT ATTACK SYRIA - IF YOU DO MANY VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN & FROM THAT FIGHT THE U.S. GETS NOTHING!" -- Donald Trump

"Obama wants to unilaterally put a no-fly zone in Syria to protect Al Qaeda Islamists ....Syria is NOT our problem." -- Donald Trump

"If Obama attacks Syria and innocent civilians are hurt and killed, he and the U.S. will look very bad!" -- Donald Trump
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