Please I Need Help From The Wizard

Please i need help in getting winning lotto numbers will reward and bet gracefully if you render me any help. I am from nigeria and i need winning numbers for this lotto games (metro, national, markII, Royal , Midweek, Fortune) Thanks

I recommend 1-4-9-16-25-36.

Please remember to share in the winnings. Shall I give my bank account number now so you can wire me my share?

I would like to see how you calculated 25. I get 24.5 ;-)

That's amazing. I have the square root of that as the combination on my luggage.

Quote: Dieter

That's amazing. I have the square root of that as the combination on my luggage.

Funny, the combination of my luggage is 1-2-3-4-5.

1-2-3-4-5, what kind of an idiot uses 1-2-3-4-5 a the combination to their luggage.

Lord Helmet, sir......

I hope you all get this reference.

I have helped many Princes in need from Nigeria, but evidently you are of low birth ... no mention of your royal status.

The Wizard has granted that I am just as good at picking lottery numbers as he is, but I only help royalty.

Sir I only asked for genuine help and not making mockery of me , well thanks for your time.

Mike, I'm insulted. In all these years you've never offered Lotto help to any of us, and now, this newcomer asked for help and, without hesitation, you supply him with some numbers. What gives????

Lemme guess: Next you'll tell him to bet on Red!

Quote: cod3d

Sir I only asked for genuine help and not making mockery of me , well thanks for your time.

^ Probably THE most epic post in the history of the Internet!

Anyhow .. Cod3d .. they are all messing with you .. the truth of the matter is that you need to pick the 6 largest numbers of any lottory. But by large I'm not talking about the chronological number .. I mean the actual largest number physically speaking. Like with a 1 to 49 draw you would pick (in order) 28, 38, 48, 36, 39 and 33.

The reason is fairly simple .. it's that these draw balls have more ink on them and so are obviously heavier than the other balls and thus have a higher probability of getting to the bottom of the pile of balls first! Conversely, if your national lotto uses a blowing air system that uses a fan to push winning balls to an opening at the top of the draw bucket then you obviously should use the inverse strategy and only select the smallest single digit numbers 1, 7, 4, 3, 2, 5 (again, specifically in that order).

WARNING: Be VERY careful though, sometimes national lotteries try to trick players by changing the font of the numbers, which might alter the probabilities!

Quote: cod3d

Sir I only asked for genuine help and not making mockery of me , well thanks for your time.

We apologize for any apparent mocking or condescending tone, but please understand that some of us have lost money through similar requests. What usually happens is, first someone like you requests help, then he gets an answer, then the first person replies, "Thanks to your help, I won the lottery, and would like to share the money with you - please give me your bank's routing number and your account number so I can transfer your share to you." As you may have already figured out, after that happens, the first person withdraws all of the money that was already in the account.

If you want serious advice, then you need to understand that all lotteries take great pains to make sure that each set of numbers is random. To maximize your chance of not having to share any jackpot, try not to choose sets of numbers that you would expect other people to play. The two most obvious examples are (a) sequences (do not think, "Nobody would choose 1-2-3-4-5-6 as it is too obvious"), and (b) sets of dates of birth and ages, either of an adult couple and their child or of three children (for example, a 32-year-old man born on 11 July married to a 29-year-old woman born on 3 December with a 4-year-old child born on 30 September might play 32-11-29-3-4-30).

Quote: cod3d

Please i need help in getting winning lotto numbers will reward and bet gracefully if you render me any help. I am from nigeria and i need winning numbers for this lotto games (metro, national, markII, Royal , Midweek, Fortune) Thanks

I love helping those in Nigeria.
I get emails from all kinds people from Nigeria needing help.
I love helping people.
Strange thing is they allways ask for my personal info.
I allways write back saying you 1st.
It goes back and forth till they give up, weird. I thought these people needed help :-)
Hey cod3d, PM me your personal info, if I can veryfy it, I'll give you the winning numbers :-)

Quote: ThatDonGuy

The two most obvious examples are (a) sequences (do not think, "Nobody would choose 1-2-3-4-5-6 as it is too obvious"), and (b) sets of dates of birth and ages, either of an adult couple and their child or of three children (for example, a 32-year-old man born on 11 July married to a 29-year-old woman born on 3 December with a 4-year-old child born on 30 September might play 32-11-29-3-4-30).

DON'T LISTEN TO ThatDon'tGuy !!!! He's trying to trick you into picking bad numbers so that he can take the biggest prize for himself. The truth is that birthdays are very bad because most people use them and as such place a heavier overall selection balance on numbers 1 to 12 and 1 to 28, with a diminishing effect taking place with 29, 30 and 31. Also do NOT pick number 42 because that is the answer to life, the universe and everything and thus way to obvious (plus it's MY number and I picked it first)!

Instead if you don't want to use the system I suggested earlier, then at least use the opposite system as ThatDon'tGuy and select NON-birthday numbers, 32 and above (excluding the 42 obviously of reasons mentioned earlier)!

Or you could scrap all that and use atmospheric noise to select random numbers .. but I think random selection is highly overrated .. it's an outdated strategy!

Wait. I literally have tens of millions in my bank account, today, from these Nigerian princes.

The thing is, though, is that I need your assistance in retrieving it. My bank has authorized me to transfer to each of you the sum of 2,234,403 USD to the first 20 people who respond to this. Just wire me an administration fee of $500.00 USD to TD Canada Trust bank account 00592-6239201 and give me your bank account information. In retun, I will instruct the bank to release the amount above to your bank account.

PM me for more details. Or don't -- it's your loss.

Quote: cod3d

Sir I only asked for genuine help and not making mockery of me , well thanks for your time.

I am not the Wizard but I can help as I stayed at a Holliday Inn Express last night. The honest truth to beating the lottery is this:

1. Do not choose any numbers less than 31. A high percentage of numbers chosen by others are 31 or less because they use birthdays to pick their numbers. By choosing only numbers over 31 you put yourself in a group of very small people that choose only higher numbers.

2. After choosing your numbers and when you are turning in your numbers to the person selling the tickets, give them a small sum of money and say these words exactly... "Please place the muffin in the warmer." All lottery sales people are trained to know this expression and you will be given a little better chance to win. Do not worry if the person does not acknowledge your statement or acts confused. They know what you are saying and will do what is needed if you include the small sum of money.

3. After the transaction, place the ticket either outside or somewhere inside where the wind hits it. Make sure the ticket is secure and does not fly away. I use a clothes pin on a clothes line. This allows the numbers to be taken by the wind and circulated throughout the atmosphere. It usually takes at least one full day or a little more to saturate the numbers completely. I'd buy the tickets and do this 2 days in advance.

I have won many lotteries using this method. Do not listen to other that say it's not possible. They are jealous and don't understand. I can give you references to email if you want to know the truth from others I have helped.

Thanks and good luck!


ZCore13

Who you gonna call?

*Hint: NOT Ghostbusters.*

419 eater

I was ready to sell this guy the numbers but everyone here just gives them away :-(

We have a good thread going here. Lots of good advice, and no one betrayed the secret that just play craps as a DI and take the money at will without the bothersome wait for the next lottery drawing... plus, to the best of my knowledge not a single ban, suspension, nuking, resignation, attempted resignation, self-suspension, multiple accounts, reincarnations or any of that stuff. Truly a first...

Quote: MrV

Who you gonna call?

*Hint: NOT Ghostbusters.*

419 eater

Some of the funniest stories ever, with picture evidence lol

Quote: Wizard

I recommend 1-4-9-16-25-36.

Quote: kenarman

I would like to see how you calculated 25. I get 24.5 ;-)

Odd addition... 0+1, 1+3, 4+5, 9+7, 16+9, 25+11

I don't see how these can't win... a fail safe should be an old, easy, backup: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5. Or to avoid duplicates: 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13

Quote: Zcore13

a group of very small people

aw, that's an old trick with the lottery



sorry, couldnt resist!