String of bad luck

It never ends. I havent hit deuces for 3 weeks now. On the way to the casino every light turned yellow literally destroying my mpg. I played roulette with Evenbob and every ball landed on odd. My favorite dessert was out at the champagne brunch. I've had just about enough of these snakes on this bleeping plane. It's making me snippy too. I told the cocktail waitress her hair looked horrible today. Then I was so mad I paid the gas attendent in 1 dollar bills. To top it off all my money is stuck in a greek bank account. FML!

Quote: angryasianman

It never ends. I havent hit deuces for 3 weeks now. On the way to the casino every light turned yellow literally destroying my mpg. I played roulette with Evenbob and every ball landed on odd. My favorite dessert was out at the champagne brunch. I've had just about enough of these snakes on this bleeping plane. It's making me snippy too. I told the cocktail waitress her hair looked horrible today. Then I was so mad I paid the gas attendent in 1 dollar bills. To top it off all my money is stuck in a greek bank account. FML!

Next course of action is to send a Persian messenger to Greece to win back the funds. Although they don't take the phrase, "don't shoot the messenger" too serious though..... you might want to prepare some elephants and immortals.