Did you send juiciejennie a PM?
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Quote: soxfanSheesh, the evenbob-spike was right; some of you cats on here act as if ya have been in lock-up for ten years and have forgotten what women look like, hey hey.
Well, you know what Viagra is , don't you ? Larry is busy handicapping, so I will tell you.
It's a drug that increases the flow of blood to a man's brain !
Quote: BuzzardI always judge others. If a man will cheat on his wife, who won't he cheat on ?
Buzz, I may not laugh at your corny jokes but you are a great husband, dad and granddad and I admire that a lot. Whenever you post about Josie or the kids and grand kids, I can feel the love and respect that you have for them.
Wait, did I just judge you? :-)
Quote: boymimboWeirdly enough, my wife would feel the opposite. She gets a kick out of me trying to flirt with someone much younger than me, and goes ballistic if I flirt with someone close to my age (because I have a chance). The way she feels is that I don't have a chance with the much younger woman, so she gets a kick when I try.
I was on a flight from YUL to YYZ and my wife and I weren't sitting together; we were sitting across aisle-aisle and we were early to board. A very hot woman in her mid 20s sits next to me and we strike up a conversation and I can hear my wife giggling in the aisle -- I have no chance, but my wife is happy to let me have a thrill now and then. Turns out that the girl was having a relationship with a pro hockey player (she told me who) and she told me where she was going from Toronto (the west coast) and how they met (in Vegas). Without knowing much more, I found her twitter account (friend of the Canadian), then her instagram (from her Twitter), then her facebook (from her Instagram), which gave me all of the personal information (and naked pics to boot - google) that I wanted (turns out all I wanted to see was the nudity). Turns out that she was working in one of the clubs in Vegas.
Of course contacting any female on the internet is a no-no, and JJ is no exception. It doesn't prevent me from using my internet skills to figure out who exactly she is however as I always find it fascinating to figure out the variance between the budgets and the actuals.
How much did you pay the stewardess for that seating arrangement? :-) Oops, there I go with the political incorrectness again. Make that flight attendant. I hope I didn't offend anyone here, any flight attendants, their families, their future children etc.
This was two adults, brought together through no doings of their own, having a conversation. That's what people do. You didn't make any creepy or inappropriate comments did you?
Quote: BuzzardHaving a free pass hardly qualifies as cheating.
I suppose this can be analogized to card counters - by law, they are NOT cheating, but in the eye of the beholder, the casino, they are…this is quite the opposite of the open marriage situation wherein the law says it is adultery(cheating) whereas the person being "cheated" on does not view it as such
None of the conversation was inappropriate, but she knew I was thrilled nonetheless.
Pa-lease.... you need to read the entire thread and look at the pics including her enticing comments..... ant no "cat" scaring her off, I have a feeling she would be more likely to skin said cat and all, hey hey!Quote: soxfanSo, I guess you cats scared her off, what with all yer excessive drooling and all, hey hey!
or in the trunk of my car.Quote: michael99000Maybe she won that blackjack tournament
..................oh god, I forgot to put a smiley face
Quote: AxelWolfPa-lease.... you need to read the entire thread and look at the pics including her enticing comments..... ant no "cat" scaring her off, I have a feeling she would be more likely to skin said cat and all, hey hey!
And here I figured you would have been quick to offer to paint her toenails or something, hey hey!
Quote: 1BBCould you post a picture of yourself at the L.A. Fitness Expo? Could you also post a one of yourself at the blackjack tournament or in front of Hustler Casino?
sorry i am barely checking forum(s) now!!~
http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/lafit_zps317be015.jpg
Quote: michael99000I'm gonna say it's definitely her. Makeup I'm sure is done differently for that type of billboard photo as opposed to when she does it on her own. My opinion is she actually looks much better in the pics that she's posted earlier. White shirt one being my personal favorite
ya you are sooo right!! i neeever like the heavy make-up they put on me! but i cannot complain/have no say, since i getting paid and it's for THEIR ad/campaign etc...i never wear a lot of make-up in general; hay isn't that better? because when/if a girl looks better with more/heavy make-up that means she got a lot to "cover up/hide"!~
Quote: djatcI said that about black guys too. I flew a flight on a simulator once so my eyesight is perfect.
djatc...ur so cuuute!!~
Quote: SFBJJ:
Have fun playing BlackJack.
SFB
thanks!!~
Quote: AxelWolflet me stomp on your coke bottle glasses and see how well you can see then.
awww beee nice!!
Quote: PuckerbuttIt was the soju talking.
Of course, anyone could go to great lengths to disguise themselves to render themselves as unrecognizable to others.
For example:
i think the nerd look is hotttt!!~ i have this button...
http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/unnamed_zpsdca708e2.jpg
Quote: sodawaterNo word from JJ in a few days.
How did you do in the Hustler BJ tournament?
ha!! so i made it to the semi finals (2 people w the most chips go on to the next round; this one asian lady had like 4k in play chips, i was down to only 500 chips and the rest were eliminated); come semi finals, i was the only one with 500 chips! everyone else had like over 1k in chips...i survived halfway, and went all in (because every round they deal 12 hands), and i only had 300 left, dam i got dealt 2 ACES!! but didn't have enough to split...so my next card was an 8! so that's 20! but stupid dealer gets 21 so i got eliminated boooo!!
was fun though! i think ima enter again this sunday! buy-in being only $10, it's not bad!~
Quote: sodawaterjennie -- looks like you racked up the BJ game at Bally's. Congrats.
i know one of the floormen at hustler's , and he let me in the vip line w/out waiting in the looong line! and free meal (omg the food there is so yum esp the steak and chicken kabob!!); anyways, we chatted and he kept saying when can he take me out to dinner and drinks and i said if i win the tournament! then he said "ok don't worry u gonna win"...but of course he can't like pull any favors or whatever to make me win!~
Quote: sodawaterjennie -- looks like you racked up the BJ game at Bally's. Congrats.
ya...it weird because i decided what the hey and sat down at an empty table, on a single deck game; and that's when i started winning! then few guys sat down and i didn't do so well...i got up after i lost 2-3 hands in a row (guys were like you leaving already)? anyways so then i went to the next table which was double deck, and played alone w/ dealer; it was $15 minimum and i wanted to play 2 hands because i wasn't doing so well at first. i have to bet double for each hand so $30 for 2 hands; i thought why not...so i'm playing 2 hands and woo hoo!! then i headed to the high limit section (at bally's, minimum at high limit is only $25) and i took out only $100...lost 2 hands, went to the next table, started winning and got up and cashed out after winning $300 because i had a flight to catch... ya it was fun!! i used to be "scared"/never play alone w/ dealer, but i won when i played alone 1 on 1...
Quote: juiciejennie(omg the food there is so yum)
I love yummy food at yummy restaurants.
Quote: juiciejenniei used to be "scared"/never play alone w/ dealer, but i won when i played alone 1 on 1...
Playing alone with the dealer is how most professionals prefer to play BJ. You should read Ian Anderson's book Burning the Tables.
Quote: juiciejenniedjatc...ur so cuuute!!~
Do you like guys who drive Mazda Miatas? If so, then djatc is your man!! :D
Quote: Beethoven9thDo you like guys who drive Mazda Miatas? If so, then djatc is your man!! :D
Jennie only goes for guys who drive Volvo V60s.
Wiz better hope those lions line up quick.
Quote: Beethoven9thDo you like guys who drive Mazda Miatas? If so, then djatc is your man!! :D
i think miatas are sooo cute!!~
Quote: sodawaterPlaying alone with the dealer is how most professionals prefer to play BJ. You should read Ian Anderson's book Burning the Tables.
humm!! even though i can't/don't know how to count cards...i only looked for and played at empty single/double deck tables; oddly, when even one person would join in, i didn't win/started to (slowly) lose..
Quote: juiciejenniei know i'm a "chicken player"...because obviously the wise thing to do when on a streak is to raise/increase your bet...
That is not so obvious....
Quote: juiciejenniealso, i hate it when dealers like try to tell you or ask you "are you sure" etc...when i don't double down (like i was dealt a 9, and dealer had a low card, and i said hit and he said u sure no double?? and i said just hit, and then my next card is a 2, then hit again and i got 21...dealer first card was a 6, and he turned over his other card and was a 3... if i doubled, he woulda won
I hate when dealers give unsolicited advice too, but in this case the advice was good (which is pretty surprising!)
Quote: juiciejenniealso, i hate it when dealers like try to tell you or ask you "are you sure" etc...when i don't double down (like i was dealt a 9, and dealer had a low card, and i said hit and he said u sure no double?? and i said just hit, and then my next card is a 2, then hit again and i got 21...dealer first card was a 6, and he turned over his other card and was a 3... if i doubled, he woulda won
In my opinion they should only ask you if your sure if you're about to make a blatantly bad play... I.e. Hitting a 16 vs a 4.
If the play you're making is one that could even remotely go either way, such as your double on 9 , they shouldn't question it.
Quote: juiciejenniei know i'm a "chicken player"...because obviously the wise thing to do when on a streak is to raise/increase your bet...but i just kept betting same amount or increased my bet only like $5-10 more...i shoulda probably raised it to $100 or more!!
Actually, in BJ, when you're not counting cards, winning a lot of hands early in the shoe or deck means there's a slightly greater chance you'll lose more hands later in the shoe or deck. The "correct" thing to do when you're on a BJ hot streak is to decrease your bets.
But really, since you're playing for fun, the correct thing to do is bet whatever amount will make it most fun for you.
Quote: sodawaterJennie only goes for guys who drive Volvo V60s.
Wiz better hope those lions line up quick.
I already told the Wizard he's getting a Miata if I win it. Also a matching her's set for the wife as well.
BTW juicy j (your username reminds me of that katy perry song with juicy j) you should learn a basic Ace to 5 count, so you can play with less house advantage. Think of it as getting paid to sit at a table in terms of comps.
Quote: juiciejenniei think the nerd look is hotttt!!~ i have this button...
I had a feeling that you'd have a great button.
Once again... welcome! And keep posting!
Quote: aceofspadesI suppose this can be analogized to card counters - by law, they are NOT cheating, but in the eye of the beholder, the casino, they are…this is quite the opposite of the open marriage situation wherein the law says it is adultery(cheating) whereas the person being "cheated" on does not view it as such
Is the divorce rate higher with open marriages ? I have known a few couples and they wound up " falling in love" with one of their new partners. Just asking.
Quote: djatcI already told the Wizard he's getting a Miata if I win it. Also a matching her's set for the wife as well.
All Miatas are "her's". A normal-sized man can't even comfortably drive the thing without doing a foam-ectomy to the seats.
Quote:BTW juicy j (your username reminds me of that katy perry song with juicy j) you should learn a basic Ace to 5 count, so you can play with less house advantage. Think of it as getting paid to sit at a table in terms of comps.
I think that's putting the cart ahead of the horse, a little. Learning to count before learning basic strategy probably does more harm than good.
Quote: SOOPOOI also sincerely hope the Wiz hires her to be a model whenever he needs one....
Totally agree. And if the Wizard's listening, it would be very cool to see a shoot with both juiciejennie and Lisa. ;)
Quote: BuzzardIs the divorce rate higher with open marriages ? I have known a few couples and they wound up " falling in love" with one of their new partners. Just asking.
I have only known one couple who had an open marriage, and they are divorced now. They were committed to no kids, and then the woman decided that she wanted to have kids with one of her side-boyfriends. Boom, marriage over.
Quote: BuzzardDid " BOOM" lead to " KACHING " in your revenue stream? LOL
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Quote: sodawater??
I think and I don't know this for sure, but I think Buzz got confused with AcesAndEights and aceofspades.....
If I'm wrong, Buzz, I apologize!
Quote: rob45Jennie, you're on the forums earlier than usual today.
ya!!~
