I was raped at mile marker 164
September 30th, 2013 at 7:22:07 PM
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"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:22:07 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9thNo, do this instead:
"Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank"
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September 30th, 2013 at 7:23:28 PM
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You said:
"Pulls me over and tells me that I cut the truck off when changing lanes and was going to give me a warning."
He told you he was giving you a warning. Yet you did this:
"I explained to him that I was merely getting out of his way and I wasn't close to cutting the truck off."
So you have drug evidence and cash in the vehicle,
and you decide to talk him out of a fricking WARNING?
And you don't see what's wrong here?
Unreal.
"Pulls me over and tells me that I cut the truck off when changing lanes and was going to give me a warning."
He told you he was giving you a warning. Yet you did this:
"I explained to him that I was merely getting out of his way and I wasn't close to cutting the truck off."
So you have drug evidence and cash in the vehicle,
and you decide to talk him out of a fricking WARNING?
And you don't see what's wrong here?
Unreal.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:24:50 PM
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Quote: EvenBobYou said:
"Pulls me over and tells me that I cut the truck off when changing lanes and was going to give me a warning."
He told you he was giving you a warning. Yet you did this:
"I explained to him that I was merely getting out of his way and I wasn't close to cutting the truck off."
So you have drug evidence and cash in the vehicle,
and you decide to talk him out of a fricking WARNING?
And you don't see what's wrong here?
Unreal.
I think the point here Bob is that he had NO CAUSE to search the damn vehicle in the first place.
I got a plan, we take all your picks we reverse them like one of those twilight zone episodes where everything is the opposite. You say "black" we go white.
September 30th, 2013 at 7:26:39 PM
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Quote: VCUSkyhawkI think the point here Bob is that he had NO CAUSE to search the damn vehicle in the first place.
And you know this how? He found drug evidence, you figure
he's psychic? He was right, wasn't he.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:26:46 PM
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Quote: VCUSkyhawkSorry admin...it was not meant to be offensive :)
No problem, no Suspension because I didn't think offensiveness was the intent. We have a very high Google rating, so I just don't want us to be one of the top hits in a search for that term.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
September 30th, 2013 at 7:28:50 PM
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Quote: Mission146No problem, no Suspension because I didn't think offensiveness was the intent. We have a very high Google rating, so I just don't want us to be one of the top hits in a search for that term.
Damnit! What'd I miss??
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
September 30th, 2013 at 7:29:35 PM
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Quote: EvenBobAnd you know this how? He found drug evidence, you figure
he's psychic? He was right, wasn't he.
This was a rental car, it could have been there from anybody. Do you figure that Treetop is some sort of Drug Lord? OMG, Treetop is a bigger baddie than Walter White!
I got a plan, we take all your picks we reverse them like one of those twilight zone episodes where everything is the opposite. You say "black" we go white.
September 30th, 2013 at 7:34:23 PM
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Quote: VCUSkyhawkThis was a rental car, it could have been there from anybody. Do you figure that Treetop is some sort of Drug Lord? OMG, Treetop is a bigger baddie than Walter White!
I've left things (sunglasses, etc) in rental cars before. Imagine the feeling of realizing that you'd left your $30k in the car when you turned it in!
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
September 30th, 2013 at 7:35:56 PM
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You emphasize that he pulled up beside you and took a look at you before flashing his lights. Do you think you have a "look" that increased the probability that he would pull you over?
If'n I'd a knowed you wanted to have went with me - I'd a seen that you got to get to go.
September 30th, 2013 at 7:37:19 PM
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Quote: VCUSkyhawkThis was a rental car, it could have been there from anybody.
Rentals are always cleaned thoroughly to avoid just this
kind of thing. You're also expected to check the thing
before you take it out.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:39:31 PM
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Quote: EvenBobYou said:
"Pulls me over and tells me that I cut the truck off when changing lanes and was going to give me a warning."
He told you he was giving you a warning. Yet you did this:
"I explained to him that I was merely getting out of his way and I wasn't close to cutting the truck off."
So you have drug evidence and cash in the vehicle,
and you decide to talk him out of a fricking WARNING?
And you don't see what's wrong here?
Unreal.
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September 30th, 2013 at 7:40:10 PM
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Quote: EvenBobRentals are always cleaned thoroughly to avoid just this
kind of thing. You're also expected to check the thing
before you take it out.
Yep, you believe the dude making minimum wage cleaning the vehicle did a thorough job. You believe that the cop was well within the bounds of the law.
Hey, I have a bridge to sell you.
I got a plan, we take all your picks we reverse them like one of those twilight zone episodes where everything is the opposite. You say "black" we go white.
September 30th, 2013 at 7:41:41 PM
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Quote: treetopbuddyhe was simply looking for a reason to pull me over.
You keep repeating this, yet you keep leaving out the part about the cope letting you off with a warning. *headshake*
You never responded to my previous post either.
Fighting BS one post at a time!
September 30th, 2013 at 7:42:56 PM
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Quote: EvenBobRentals are always cleaned thoroughly to avoid just this
kind of thing. You're also expected to check the thing
before you take it out.
I've found garbage, change, receipts, sunglasses (yay! to replace the ones I left! see above), etc. in many cars that I've rented. And that's just in the cab. I'd bet just about anything that $30k under the tire in the spare tire compartment would make it the lifecycle of the rental without being found by the cleaners.
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
September 30th, 2013 at 7:42:58 PM
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I absolutely hate it when I lose my pot and 35K to some cop. Ruins my day I tell ya.
September 30th, 2013 at 7:44:02 PM
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"Five minutes later he returns to my RENTAL car and starts rapid firing questions faster than I can answer them. Final question....."would you mind if I ran a drug dog around your car'?"
Are you sure you weren't giving off that peculiar odor
that less than truthful people sometimes give off?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAvKksPiJ98
Are you sure you weren't giving off that peculiar odor
that less than truthful people sometimes give off?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAvKksPiJ98
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:45:50 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9thYou keep repeating this, yet you keep leaving out the part about the cope letting you off with a warning. *headshake*
You never responded to my previous post either.
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September 30th, 2013 at 7:45:56 PM
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Quote: rdw4potusI've found garbage, change, receipts, sunglasses
Cool. He has a defense, the money and drugs weren't his.
I bet they never heard that before.. He's sure to get the
money if he claims it wasn't his in the first place.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:47:13 PM
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Quote: treetopbuddyLook Rush he never intended to let me off with a warning. .
Then why did he say it? You don't make sense.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:48:27 PM
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Civil Forfeiture is a highly unfair practice bordering on the tyrannical.
See more about it here: http://www.ij.org/massachusetts-civil-forfeiture
http://www.ij.org/michigan-civil-forfeiture-background
See more about it here: http://www.ij.org/massachusetts-civil-forfeiture
http://www.ij.org/michigan-civil-forfeiture-background
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
September 30th, 2013 at 7:51:25 PM
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Quote: treetopbuddyhe never intended to let me off with a warning.
How would you know? You were too busy trying to explain "that I was merely getting out of his way and I wasn't close to cutting the truck off".
I still say that there's a bunch of stuff you've left out of this story.
Fighting BS one post at a time!
September 30th, 2013 at 7:55:39 PM
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If the car wasn't a rental, that would also be gone.
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September 30th, 2013 at 7:55:53 PM
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This reminds me of my 17 yr old daughter.
She misses curfew by a few minutes. I make a short comment about her being late.
She can say "Yes dad, I'm sorry." -or- she can choose to argue.
When she argues, things end badly for her.
She misses curfew by a few minutes. I make a short comment about her being late.
She can say "Yes dad, I'm sorry." -or- she can choose to argue.
When she argues, things end badly for her.
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.
September 30th, 2013 at 7:58:18 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9th
I still say that there's a bunch of stuff you've left out of this story.
I agree, the way it's told it makes no sense. Who tries
to talk their way out of a warning? Who talks to a cop
at all with that kind stuff in the vehicle? Never mess
with somebody when they doing they're job. Don't
tell a bartender how to make drinks, don't tell a baker
how to make bread, and don't talk to a cop ever, unless
they ask you a question.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 7:58:19 PM
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The OP should have taken Chris Rock's advice. LOL!
How not to get your ass kicked by the police! (I love 2:03...lol)
How not to get your ass kicked by the police! (I love 2:03...lol)
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September 30th, 2013 at 7:58:57 PM
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Did not matter what you did or said. Cop had decided you were a single male driving rental car in middle of nowhere. You would have been pulled over and car searched no matter what you did.
Anybody that thinks a cop needs a reason to pull you over, has never been pulled over for a DWB.
I used to work 4 to Mid in Denver. Almost every night on way home on West Colfax, I would see cars pulled over. Usually because they just left a bar and forgot to turn the lights on. One night Josie and I had been to a rock concert and were driving home at about 1 AM. This cop car dropped in behind Josie in right hand lane. I told her not to get nervous but expect to get pulled over.
Josie drove carefully for 5 blocks. Then when she made a right hand turn onto Kipling, the lights came on and she was pulled over. Cop checked license and registration, shine flashlight inside car, went back to cop car to run info. Then came up and told Josie he pulled her over because she made a wide turn, but he was not going to give her a ticket. Wide turn, MY ASS.
4 lanes on Kipling and a 2 feet wide cobble stone gutter, next to the intersection. Just an average turn and less wide than 95% of drivers.
Hope you can stand $35K loss. If you file a claim that envelope might come back with traces of cocaine. Or the $100 bills might come
back honestly with traces of coke.
Anybody that thinks a cop needs a reason to pull you over, has never been pulled over for a DWB.
I used to work 4 to Mid in Denver. Almost every night on way home on West Colfax, I would see cars pulled over. Usually because they just left a bar and forgot to turn the lights on. One night Josie and I had been to a rock concert and were driving home at about 1 AM. This cop car dropped in behind Josie in right hand lane. I told her not to get nervous but expect to get pulled over.
Josie drove carefully for 5 blocks. Then when she made a right hand turn onto Kipling, the lights came on and she was pulled over. Cop checked license and registration, shine flashlight inside car, went back to cop car to run info. Then came up and told Josie he pulled her over because she made a wide turn, but he was not going to give her a ticket. Wide turn, MY ASS.
4 lanes on Kipling and a 2 feet wide cobble stone gutter, next to the intersection. Just an average turn and less wide than 95% of drivers.
Hope you can stand $35K loss. If you file a claim that envelope might come back with traces of cocaine. Or the $100 bills might come
back honestly with traces of coke.
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 8:03:50 PM
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Quote: PuckerbuttYou emphasize that he pulled up beside you and took a look at you before flashing his lights. Do you think you have a "look" that increased the probability that he would pull you over?
The look was so the cop could testify on the stand that you looked nervous, or pretended not to notice him, or whatever story that particular judge liked to hera, Cops testify so much, they have it down to a science. He didn't react like a person would, he seemed to be overacting to me, his demeanor was not like most people in that circumstance, whatever !
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 8:04:21 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9thThe OP should have taken Chris Rock's advice. LOL!
How not to get your ass kicked by the police! (I love 2:03...lol)
OMG! My side hurts from laughing..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 8:04:44 PM
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First of all, Last time I checked we did live in America. So how can they pin this on you?
1) you did nothing to brake the law nor cause suspicion therefore why the search?
2) Rental vehicle. Piss on that you can claim you knew nothing about the container smelling of Marijuana. Do not claim that container what ever you do!!
3) I am sure you have valid records as to where the 35k came from as proof that is your $$$, the container was already in the car when you rented it you just happened to choose to store the 35k in there . It is America we can do that.
You done nothing wrong. You are an American citizen, fight the hell out of this & make the courts pay you 35k + for illegal search & causing you tremendous grief resulting in you having to seek medical attention for the stress & anxiety as a result of this incident as well as causing you to miss an event of a lifetime of your nephew being born, something you can put no cost on .
1) you did nothing to brake the law nor cause suspicion therefore why the search?
2) Rental vehicle. Piss on that you can claim you knew nothing about the container smelling of Marijuana. Do not claim that container what ever you do!!
3) I am sure you have valid records as to where the 35k came from as proof that is your $$$, the container was already in the car when you rented it you just happened to choose to store the 35k in there . It is America we can do that.
You done nothing wrong. You are an American citizen, fight the hell out of this & make the courts pay you 35k + for illegal search & causing you tremendous grief resulting in you having to seek medical attention for the stress & anxiety as a result of this incident as well as causing you to miss an event of a lifetime of your nephew being born, something you can put no cost on .
Just Me.......
September 30th, 2013 at 8:16:59 PM
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Always easy making a decision about somebody else's money.
But 35K or a felony ?
But 35K or a felony ?
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
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Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 8:21:21 PM
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Quote: EvenBobOMG! My side hurts from laughing..Quote: Beethoven9thThe OP should have taken Chris Rock's advice. LOL!
How not to get your ass kicked by the police! (I love 2:03...lol)
Yeah, that's one of his best skits. :D
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September 30th, 2013 at 8:24:55 PM
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You say the cop pulled alongside and looked at you. Is this
what he saw?
what he saw?
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 8:28:22 PM
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HE SAW WHAT HE WANTED TO SEE. A payday for him and his buddies.
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
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Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 8:32:49 PM
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Has the OP even specified whether the money/drugs were his? Something about this whole story is fishy.
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September 30th, 2013 at 8:34:18 PM
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Oh sure, I would admit the drugs were mine. LOL
The story has a ring of truth about it to me.
And the reason the cop suspected drugs was ? ? ?
Single male, rental car, middle of nowhere ( Kansas ), what the hell, I might get lucky !
The story has a ring of truth about it to me.
And the reason the cop suspected drugs was ? ? ?
Single male, rental car, middle of nowhere ( Kansas ), what the hell, I might get lucky !
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 8:36:16 PM
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Your money is gone.
Your lucky it was Kansas and some of the highway revenue collector's still have some decency.
You are lucky to be alive.
With the militarization of the police, we are now the enemy.
Any rights we may have had prior to the NDAA are now suspended.
I know they have remote readers in the airport that can instantly tell them how much cash you are carrying by reading the magnetic strips in the bills but not sure what the range is on them. Just like the credit card readers thieves use to read what's in your wallet. Maybe that is why you were pulled over?
Before a retort here, shoot the message not the messenger.
Your lucky it was Kansas and some of the highway revenue collector's still have some decency.
You are lucky to be alive.
With the militarization of the police, we are now the enemy.
Any rights we may have had prior to the NDAA are now suspended.
I know they have remote readers in the airport that can instantly tell them how much cash you are carrying by reading the magnetic strips in the bills but not sure what the range is on them. Just like the credit card readers thieves use to read what's in your wallet. Maybe that is why you were pulled over?
Before a retort here, shoot the message not the messenger.
September 30th, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM
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Quote: BuzzardOh sure, I would admit the drugs were mine. LOL
But if they weren't, you'd make sure that everyone understood that, right?
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September 30th, 2013 at 8:40:51 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9thBut if they weren't, you'd make sure that everyone understood that, right?
The trick is denying the drugs while claiming the money:-)
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
September 30th, 2013 at 8:44:35 PM
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Quote: rdw4potusThe trick is denying the drugs while claiming the money:-)
Classic illegal search and seizure. Cops usually don't do that if they think their fingers will be slapped.
I repeat " 35K or a felony ". Tough call.
Isn't it nice that if you are arrested and case is thrown out of court as totally bullshit, you have to sue to get your arrest record cleared.
And some states you can not even do that !
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 8:45:43 PM
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Quote: rdw4potusThe trick is denying the drugs while claiming the money:-)
Sure, that's not drug profit money officer. That was my payment for being a hitman. Problem solved. Now let him find the persons you murdered. That's harder to prove than just pinning drug money on you. : )
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September 30th, 2013 at 8:49:56 PM
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Hey, this is Kansas, but still. They have unsolved murders just waiting to be solved.
Difficult but not that hard, as DNA results are showing. Usually a jail house snitch is all that's needed.
Difficult but not that hard, as DNA results are showing. Usually a jail house snitch is all that's needed.
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 8:54:18 PM
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Quote: BuzzardHey, this is Kansas, but still. They have unsolved murders just waiting to be solved.
Difficult but not that hard, as DNA results are showing. Usually a jail house snitch is all that's needed.
Dude don't ruin the perfect crime. It took me 2 minutes to come up with that.
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September 30th, 2013 at 8:55:45 PM
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"Wait...you found POT and $35k? But officer, this is rural Kansas...I run a meth lab. Pot? I don't know where that came from. Can I have my money now?"
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
September 30th, 2013 at 9:03:45 PM
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On a serious side, that meth is some powerful shit !
http://www.methproject.org/answers/will-using-meth-change-how-i-look.html#Mug-Shot-Match-Up
http://www.methproject.org/answers/will-using-meth-change-how-i-look.html#Mug-Shot-Match-Up
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 9:06:14 PM
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Almost a hundred replies in just a couple hours,
this has to be a record. He has yet to explain why
he had drug paraphernalia and a large amount
of cash in the car. Whatever the reason, there's
a -0 chance of ever getting the money back.
They gave the info to the DEA for sure, so this
ride ain't over yet. Lawyer up is my advice.
this has to be a record. He has yet to explain why
he had drug paraphernalia and a large amount
of cash in the car. Whatever the reason, there's
a -0 chance of ever getting the money back.
They gave the info to the DEA for sure, so this
ride ain't over yet. Lawyer up is my advice.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 9:15:32 PM
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There you go Bob, he had 35K so drugs must be his. What if he only had 29 dollars and 60 cents. Would the drugs belong to somebody else ?
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
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The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 9:19:21 PM
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" The dog hits on the money so I'm hit with a property forfeiture. "
Gee, what a surprise !
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/14/cocaine.traces.money/
" Dogs can sense odors at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can. "
Gee, what a surprise !
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/14/cocaine.traces.money/
" Dogs can sense odors at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can. "
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
September 30th, 2013 at 9:21:39 PM
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Quote: BuzzardThere you go Bob, he had 35K so drugs must be his.
That's usually true, why would the cop think differently.
He'll have his chance to prove it's not true if it goes to
court.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
September 30th, 2013 at 9:24:47 PM
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But what if the judge thinks like you ? GUILTY UNTIL PROVED INNOCENT>
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
