MrV
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December 11th, 2012 at 10:30:43 PM permalink
Quote: Buzzard

I am still amazed I never see kids playing outside anymore, even on weekends and summer days.



Not just kids: ever take a close look at the people in a casino?

Lots of rotund folk "getting their workout" slamming those slot buttons and then chowing on comped food.
"What, me worry?"
Mosca
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December 12th, 2012 at 6:29:35 AM permalink
Come on, can we get away from this mamby pamby stuff and get back to the insults? Us spectators are starting to get bored.
NO KILL I
Nareed
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December 12th, 2012 at 7:27:23 AM permalink
Quote: Mosca

Come on, can we get away from this mamby pamby stuff and get back to the insults? Us spectators are starting to get bored.



I was thinking of a challenge whereby I'd have to get a story accepted for publication, at a for pay magazine at least, within twelve months. BUt looking at it closely it amkes no sense. After all, the whole point is that I would get paid for publishing a story.

But if anyone's interested, I won't say no :)
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
Buzzard
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December 12th, 2012 at 8:03:57 AM permalink
Quote: Mosca

Come on, can we get away from this mamby pamby stuff and get back to the insults? Us spectators are starting to get bored.



This from a man who started a thread " Poem of the Day "

I have written the world's shortest poem

FLEAS

ADAM HAD'EM
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
Mosca
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December 12th, 2012 at 8:07:07 AM permalink
Quote: Buzzard

This from a man who started a thread " Poem of the Day "

I have written the world's shortest poem

FLEAS

ADAM HAD'EM



Aw, cmon. I did it in response to someone saying it wouldn't be a bad idea. I think even I myself got bored with it after a week.

Here's a shorter anti-drug poem:

Dope?
Nope.
NO KILL I
Buzzard
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December 12th, 2012 at 8:11:51 AM permalink
Speaking of dopes , this is my poem about a conversation between SOOPOO and HB about whether he could attend the weigh-in


GO ? NO !
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
thecesspit
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December 12th, 2012 at 8:13:32 AM permalink
No? Go!

I believe is the lost second verse.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
Buzzard
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December 12th, 2012 at 8:17:51 AM permalink
Followed by the chorus, sung by Nareed and Dorothy Gale

Don't Won't
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
Wizard
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December 12th, 2012 at 9:08:59 AM permalink
Quote: Maverick17

is the use of the word "cunt" within or off limits here at WoV?



Depends on the context. In your thinly veiled usage it is off limits, and gets you an official warning to be mindful of the rule against personal insults of forum members.
It's not whether you win or lose; it's whether or not you had a good bet.
DorothyGale
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December 12th, 2012 at 9:23:58 AM permalink
Quote: Buzzard

I have written the world's shortest poem

Surely you don't think you can get away with plagiarism ...

--Ms. D.
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"

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