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MrV
MrV
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June 6th, 2015 at 2:56:19 PM permalink
Tiger needs to find a wingman so he can unwind banging nubile honey-bunnies while high on Ambien in Las Vegas, as I've read he used to do.

I went and eyeballed Chambers Bay golf course last weekend: what a different layout!

Who would have though the Open would be held at this unheralded public golf course?

Swirling winds, beautiful view of the water, and a Scottish layout with many traps, roughs, and only one tree.
"What, me worry?"
djatc
djatc
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June 6th, 2015 at 3:07:46 PM permalink
Quote: HowMany

Tiger shot 85 today at The Memorial.

Eldrick needs to start using HGH and banging hookers again. His game will return to form.



This applies to everyone except HGH. Im opposed to performance enchancement.
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rxwine
rxwine
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June 21st, 2015 at 6:22:44 PM permalink
Tiger is finished, except for the occasional one-off wins that famous pros have sometimes over a period of years.

That's my prediction. Maybe he'll still prove me wrong, but I doubt it.
Quasimodo? Does that name ring a bell?
EvenBob
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June 21st, 2015 at 6:27:13 PM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Maybe he'll still prove me wrong, but I doubt it.



Something happened to his ability to
concentrate when he was exposed
as the wife cheating cad he is. Then
he was dropped by all the advertisers
and he fell apart. Some people have
the ability to recover, most don't.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
HowMany
HowMany
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June 22nd, 2015 at 8:28:08 AM permalink
Tiger will never win again. He's done.

And I'm not a Tiger hater, either. I enjoyed watching "Good" Tiger. But watching "Bad" Tiger is better.

He topped a 3-wood on Thursday !!!!!!!! I haven't done that for years. If he continues to get worse, I may have a chance against him.
terapined
terapined
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September 23rd, 2018 at 3:07:44 PM permalink
Quote: HowMany

Tiger will never win again. He's done.



Chuckle
Tiger Woods wins number 80, The Tour Championship at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta
Amazing
The crowds were huge like the old days
"Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine, I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines, Come to Daddy on an inside straight, I got no chance of losing this time" -Grateful Dead- "Loser"
rxwine
rxwine
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September 23rd, 2018 at 3:19:54 PM permalink
Quote: terapined

Chuckle
Tiger Woods wins number 80, The Tour Championship at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta
Amazing
The crowds were huge like the old days



It was epic cheering,
Quasimodo? Does that name ring a bell?

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