Best Strip Clubs

First post to the site, great addition to the "odds" sites Wiz. I enjoy all of them.

Anyhow, my vote goes to Cheetas...very laid back, great looking women, and fair drink quota ($100) last time I was there.

How about you guys?

-K

Quote: Karash

...and fair drink quota ($100) last time I was there.
-K

What is a "drink quota"? What few times I've been to other clubs I was not forced to buy any drinks, but you were made to feel a bit unwelcome if you weren't spending money somehow.

Geez after $100 worth of drinks The Girls of Glitter Gultch start looking good.

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Geez after $100 worth of drinks The Girls of Glitter Gultch start looking good.

Not if its $100 for just the one drink.

A friend of mine was recently in Vegas, and ended up being persuaded by a taxi driver (not that it took much persuading I think) to head on out to Spearmint Rhino.

He said he loved it. The girls were fabulous, the drinks were reasonable. He also splashed out for a sojourn to the private 'VIP Area' which he said was beautifully maintained. He also claims to have recieved some "extras" from two different girls. Total cost $900 for 8 hours in there.

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Geez after $100 worth of drinks The Girls of Glitter Gultch start looking good.

Not if its $100 for just the one drink.

A friend of mine was recently in Vegas, and ended up being persuaded by a taxi driver (not that it took much persuading I think) to head on out to Spearmint Rhino.

He said he loved it. The girls were fabulous, the drinks were reasonable. He also splashed out for a sojourn to the private 'VIP Area' which he said was beautifully maintained. He also claims to have recieved some "extras" from two different girls. Total cost $900 for 8 hours in there.

You do realize that those cabbies get paid for bringing in the tourist rubes, and that a person can get in free if they take a limo ride from their hotel :). Best thing to do is to park at Trump, get the limo from there, and walk back (reasonable walk from most clubs to the trump - it is right off industrial).

By the way, you do NOT want to bother with Treasures during happy hour, and if you've wondered what they mean by "free happy hour buffet", they mean a plate of day old wings and poppers. :>

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You do realize that those cabbies get paid for bringing in the tourist rubes

Oh yes, I am well aware of this. My friend however was extremely surprised when I told him.

Casinos specialize in high end adult entertainment, where Zumanity and MGM Crazy Horse are probably the pinnacle. In Europe it is much more common to go to a place that has nudity, but also entertainment, athleticism and humor (and often some real talent in terms of dancing).
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It may be too much to ask from a Las Vegas strip club, but are there any that specializes in girls who are not artificially enhanced or covered in tatoos?

In the Fall of 2008 I went to Spearmint Rhino. Took a cab there, $30 cover. Drinks were about $8.50 for quality bourbon. The place was packed with the hottest selection of women I've ever seen. There had to be 100-150 working. It was a smorgasboard for the eyes. Blondes, brunettes, and redheads, tall & short, real or enhanced, caucasian, black, asian, european, or south american - you name it and they had a 2-3 girls to fit your description. Many were stunning, with faces and bodies in the 8-10 range. Quite a few could easily have done playboy shoots. Only a few rated as low as 7s.

It was evening, and probably 25-30 guys were there mainly alone or in small groups. They only had one stage open, with a dancer on each end of it. Surprisingly, there wasn't much seating right up at the stage, and only a couple guys were sitting up there handing out bills to the dancers. It almost seemed like they were discouraging this to make the guys pay more attention to the wandering girls.

I was approached immediately by a cocktail waitress for my drink order. Drink service was excellent the whole night. Several girls stopped by over the next 10-15 minutes, introducing themselves and making small talk for a minute or two before trying to talk me into a private dance. There was definite sales pressure from nearly all the girls. It seemed that they'd wait a minute or two after the prior one left before another would come over.

I got my first 'private' dance from a brunette who was Peruvian. Private is a relative term - it was in a slightly darker section with long couches and a few chairs, where 7-8 other guys were also getting their private dances. One song was $20-25. I was told I could touch anywhere uncovered, and she was only wearing a g string thong. I got two other privates, one from a drop dead gorgeous asian, and another from a blonde Texas gal with real 38D's.

But the best was the private I got from a little blonde spinner who was the ultimate cross between girl next door/playboy playmate/fashion model/porn star. She sold me on 3 songs for $100 in the VIP area. The same rules applied but she did a lot more touching on me. It was among the best privates I've ever had in my life! (And I live in St. Louis, where we have very relaxed contact rules in our strip clubs.) I was putty in her hands (all but one part of me anyway)!

I realized I was going through my cash pretty fast, and decided that nothing was going to top the blonde spinner's performance, so I hopped in one of the waiting cabs and left. I had only been there 90 minutes and blew through about $200.

It was a good experience, and I'll go back the next time I'm in town. If you're not into the continuous sales pressure, you might want to hit somewhere more laid back though. For me, the shear selection and quality of the girls was worth it.

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You do realize that those cabbies get paid for bringing in the tourist rubes, and that a person can get in free if they take a limo ride from their hotel :). Best thing to do is to park at Trump, get the limo from there, and walk back (reasonable walk from most clubs to the trump - it is right off industrial).

What if you parked at Trump and walked there and back? Would you be charged the same as if you took a cab?

Yeah, why not just walk there (sober) from Trump and take a cab back (buzzed)? They charge you on arrival, not departure. I don't know if you get a discount for walking; locals get in free if you show them your keys. By the way, if you have a car, just drive on in.

Will be in Vegas July 23. Anyone know if there is a cover charge if you walk to a club rather than the cab route. It won't be a very far walk from where I will be staying. Just wondering what to expect. Thanks

On this topic, does anyone know of any good strip clubs with men? Now, I have seen Thunder From Down Under and my biggest complaint is they don't show the good stuff! A guy on the strip said free limo rides to strip clubs and I asked him if he had male strippers and he said they are at Oceans Gardens, I looked it up and it looks like a TFDU just guys in G strings. When I was in Montreal the guys showed the good stuff, maybe there is a gentlemen's club with male strippers that show the good stuff?

Sapphire (corrected) has a large room featuring male strippers. I have no idea about the details.

I was there last week for a friend's bachelor party and no male strippers in sight. I think you're confusing the Rhino with the O.G. downtown.

Sorry, I was mistaken. I was thinking of Sapphire. There is a separate room for the ladies there. If you weren't looking for it, you would never know it was there.

You guys may want to check out The Ultimate Strip Club List at TUSCL.com. It'a a pay site, but you get a month free if you submit a review of a club, so submit a review up front. They have info about lcation, covers, drink minimums, drink costs, type of club, type of music, type of clientele, quality & quantity of dancers, private dance prices, etc. All the info you need to find the best fit for your enjoyment.

I don't get on it much anymore, but my brother travels somewhat and uses it to check out clubs in other cities on a regular basis.

Does anyone have a good recommendation for couples?

My wife and I will be taking one last trip before we have a kid, and we're looking for some mild debauchery on this trip. We've been to a few of the topless reviews in the casinos already. I figured Olympic Garden might be good because it has males and females. We're also kind of interested in the Library because of the hilarious name.

We're not looking for a lot of lap dances or VIP stuff, just somewhere to relax, have some fun, and check off the "been-there-done-that" list.

The club across from the Hard Rock Casino has Club Paradise is a little bit pricier, but has a reputation for being couples friendly. The lap dances are not raunchy there, so you can buy your wife a lap dance.

Olympic Garden would be more debauched, and I think you have to split up and go into seperate rooms. I don't think that they are really a couples clubs. It sort of depends on what you want.

I am not an expert on this subject, but many straight women seem fascinated by watching women strip. Most men don't want to watch a male dancer (even as a favor for their wife).

Where are handjobs easily obtained?

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Where are handjobs easily obtained?

From the guy in the mirror.

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Where are handjobs easily obtained?

Sapphires.

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It may be too much to ask from a Las Vegas strip club, but are there any that specializes in girls who are not artificially enhanced or covered in tattoos?

The fresh, clean-cut, well-scrubbed schoolgirl look is very much "in" these days but those girls usually don't have to work in strip clubs since they will make more money elsewhere as private Bottle Servers and Karaoke Girls.

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The fresh, clean-cut, well-scrubbed schoolgirl look is very much "in" these days but those girls usually don't have to work in strip clubs since they will make more money elsewhere as private Bottle Servers and Karaoke Girls.

Little Darlings has more of the cute non enhanced type. Since it is no alcohol it is nude and strippers can be 18.
I think in RI 16 year olds can still strip w parental permission and not after 10 on school nights.

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I think in RI 16 year olds can still strip w parental permission and not after 10 on school nights.

I find this hard to believe. Can anyone else confirm or deny?

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I find this hard to believe. Can anyone else confirm or deny?

Confirmed as of 2009 . This article says they have to be home by 11:30.

It was a legal loophole that has probably since been rectified.

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Confirmed as of 2009 . This article says they have to be home by 11:30.

It was a legal loophole that has probably since been rectified.

Has not been rectified however all the clubs in Rhode Island and the Plantation of Providence agreed to not hire under 18. But up to 2 years ago a few clubs had lots.
The littlest state with the longest name is an interesting place. Age of consent is still 16. It is also a crime to throw pickle juice at a trolley.

Kentucky law states that people must bathe at least once per year.

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It is also a crime to throw pickle juice at a trolley.

Are there any trolleys in Rhode Island? (Please note that I will avoid making any comments about strippers and pickles).

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Are there any trolleys in Rhode Island? (Please note that I will avoid making any comments about strippers and pickles).

I don't remember seeing any but it would be ill advised to fling brine at them.

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Anyhow, my vote goes to Cheetas...very laid back, great looking women, and fair drink quota ($100) last time I was there.
How about you guys?

My vote would go to Little Darlings though for different reasons.

An electronic acquaintance of mine has selected Little Darlings for her nude, pierced and waxed dancing. She rejected all the Gentlemens Clubs in her town because they don't allow full nudity and don't allow the dancers to be sexually suggestive, so she chose a fully nude, vulgar and explicit venue so she could do it right: high heels and fishnet stockings! Unfortunately for me, this is not the Las Vegas Little Darlings, but it does give you an idea of the decision making processes for some of the dancers.

RI noticed the rules allowed this and asked strip clubs to agree not to hire minors until the rules could be changed. They also had no prostitution ban, this too was corrected. Minor's working was rare (if ever) even before the ban became official, it was more like the unenforced laws still on the books. Now, prostitution is banned in RI and 18 is the minimum age to dance in strip clubs.

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My vote would go to Little Darlings though for different reasons.

An electronic acquaintance of mine has selected Little Darlings for her nude, pierced and waxed dancing. She rejected all the Gentlemens Clubs in her town because they don't allow full nudity and don't allow the dancers to be sexually suggestive, so she chose a fully nude, vulgar and explicit venue so she could do it right: high heels and fishnet stockings! Unfortunately for me, this is not the Las Vegas Little Darlings, but it does give you an idea of the decision making processes for some of the dancers.

Little Darlings doesn't serve alcohol therefore it can be totally nude and employ under 21 so I have a feeling that's why a girl would choose to work there.

If you tip the valet and or the door guy enough, and be cool about it(about $30) they will let you keep a bottle outside under the valet stand and you can go in and out and use your free soda and cup to fill up and bring it in.

There's a bar that sells package liquor next door.

I had a friend tell me he was denied this opportunity. I told him it was probably because he looked like a cop and acted square.

I have yet to be refused but I'm usually with a few females so I suspect that helps. It's been a while since I have been there.

Apparently spearmint rhino has the best looking girls however it's expensive. Personally the I like Little Darlings because the girls are usually good looking,more innocent and locals are highly discounted/ free and they were not charging girls.

TBH if I never went to another strip club it wouldn't bother me. I would only go with friends who wanted to go.
Interestingly normal girls are oftentimes curious and usually are onboard with going and checking them out.

I know some guys that went 7 days a week, That's totally insane to me. It's much more interesting to seduce a "normal girl".

Spearmint rhino. Is by far the best club- if you want the hottest girls- nothing in town even holds a candle

Wild coyot!

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First post to the site, great addition to the "odds" sites Wiz. I enjoy all of them.

Anyhow, my vote goes to ry laid back, great looking women, and fair drink quota ($100) last time I was there.

How about you guys?

-K

Ill go with the cheetas too.

Little Darlings - I've been there and it was 100/100.

How's the experience?

cheetas is good