The sordid adventures of Johnny Nutsack
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It can be interesting to observe them all, plunking away at the machines... the crys of joy at hitting a jackpot, the bells, clanging and noises of the machines, the looks on some faces that indicate a sense of gloomy despair at their lack of luck. The vast majority of these people are totally transfixed to the machine in front of them, as if for the time being at least, they and the machine are one. There's a few that are like me though, taking in the surroundings and not mesmerized by the electronic apparatus in front of them... these are the people that you might even share a conversation with along the way.
An elderly woman sitting at the same bank of slot machines that I was at said to me, "You look quite familiar to me somehow... do I know you from somewhere?" It is in my nature to joke around with people at times, promote a laugh or even say things that would likely freak some people right out. I was having an otherwise uninteresting day, did not recognize her from anywhere at all and came up with the snap-judgement call to say, "You might have seen me in the movies, Maam." The rest of the conversation went something like this and I attempt to recall it word per word as follows:
"Oh my gosh, what is your name?"
"Well, I don't use my actual name, since I star in erotic films... but my screen name is Johnny Nutsack!"
"Oh my, I am SURE I have seen you before then! Did you star in... (she rattled off a few titles that I can't recall exactly but were things like "Bubble Butt Fiesta 3", "Revenge of the Valley Whores", etc., etc.).
I tried not to show that I was in any way freaked out that this woman that appears to be right off the nursing home bus and around 75 years old has watched and was into more porn than I ever even knew existed and maintaining my composure calmly said, "Well Maam, I have been in so many that I can't even begin to recall all the titles....".
I eventually went back over by the blackjack tables, played a few hands and was wandering about some more... I was coming out of the bathroom and the same lady was with another couple of friends of hers off in the distance hovering around a slot machine and waves hello at me as she is talking to her cohorts, who are all staring directly at me as if they have all heard about "Johnny Nutsack". It's a rather small casino compared to most and two or so hours later I was back over by the blackjack tables and overheard some people at another table across from me talking along the lines of "Some famous porn star was here in the casino today". I fought the urge to say, "Yes, as a matter fact it was Johnny Nutsack who starred in 'Explorations of your Anus 5' and he even autographed my girlfriend's left breast!", instead saying nothing and slipping quietly out of the casino to get on the road home.
Quote: IvanYerkanoffI was hanging out in Atlantic City, playing some blackjack and hanging out. It was not going well, so I pulled back from the blackjack tables and meandered over to the slot machine area to sit and relax and have a coffee. I am not much for actually PLAYING the slot machines (knowing the insurrmountable house advantage of these things) but they do provide a nice place to sit back and have a cup of coffee! Anyway, there were "all the usual suspects" lurking about, the odd array of humanity composing quite a broad cross-section of society dispersed about the casino.
It can be interesting to observe them all, plunking away at the machines... the crys of joy at hitting a jackpot, the bells, clanging and noises of the machines, the looks on some faces that indicate a sense of gloomy despair at their lack of luck. The vast majority of these people are totally transfixed to the machine in front of them, as if for the time being at least, they and the machine are one. There's a few that are like me though, taking in the surroundings and not mesmerized by the electronic apparatus in front of them... these are the people that you might even share a conversation with along the way.
An elderly woman sitting at the same bank of slot machines that I was at said to me, "You look quite familiar to me somehow... do I know you from somewhere?" It is in my nature to joke around with people at times, promote a laugh or even say things that would likely freak some people right out. I was having an otherwise uninteresting day, did not recognize her from anywhere at all and came up with the snap-judgement call to say, "You might have seen me in the movies, Maam." The rest of the conversation went something like this and I attempt to recall it word per word as follows:
"Oh my gosh, what is your name?"
"Well, I don't use my actual name, since I star in erotic films... but my screen name is Johnny Nutsack!"
"Oh my, I am SURE I have seen you before then! Did you star in... (she rattled off a few titles that I can't recall exactly but were things like "Bubble Butt Fiesta 3", "Revenge of the Valley Whores", etc., etc.).
I tried not to show that I was in any way freaked out that this woman that appears to be right off the nursing home bus and around 75 years old has watched and was into more porn than I ever even knew existed and maintaining my composure calmly said, "Well Maam, I have been in so many that I can't even begin to recall all the titles....".
I eventually went back over by the blackjack tables, played a few hands and was wandering about some more... I was coming out of the bathroom and the same lady was with another couple of friends of hers off in the distance hovering around a slot machine and waves hello at me as she is talking to her cohorts, who are all staring directly at me as if they have all heard about "Johnny Nutsack". It's a rather small casino compared to most and two or so hours later I was back over by the blackjack tables and overheard some people at another table across from me talking along the lines of "Some famous porn star was here in the casino today". I fought the urge to say, "Yes, as a matter fact it was Johnny Nutsack who starred in 'Explorations of your Anus 5' and he even autographed my girlfriend's left breast!", instead saying nothing and slipping quietly out of the casino to get on the road home.
Very funny! Did you ever run into those ladies again?
But why are you amazed that an old lady would know about porn movies? Old ladies like sex too, y'know.
On the other hand, maybe she realized what you were doing and was doing it right back at you. I'm surprised she didn't ask you to drop your pants so she could tell if she really recognized you. :)
I met a girlfriend this way. Similarly to the OP, I like to make up stupid little stories. However, this was just at a local friend's party. Woman approached me, and said I looked familiar. I found out later this was a line, and that I didn't look familiar. Anyway, being a bit tipsy and not really expecting to meet anyone, I just replied, oh, you probably recognize me from the movies. She asked, what kind of movies. I said, oh, probably not the kind you would like. At this point, I hadn't actually meant something like porn. She took the initiative and said, oh, you might be surprised what I watch, then winked at me. We started talking and really hit it off. About halfway through the night, I made some sort of dirty or suggestive comment, and she said, that's where I remember you from, porn!Quote: tsmithOn the other hand, maybe she realized what you were doing and was doing it right back at you. I'm surprised she didn't ask you to drop your pants so she could tell if she really recognized you. :)
Fast forward a couple of months to our first intimate encounter, and as we get naked, she says, Yep, right from the movie!
