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reno
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:25:29 AM permalink
Actor Fred Willard was arrested for masturbating in a movie theater. Details here.

I don't dispute that his alleged behavior was gross. However, in a case like this, context is everything and the location matters: he was caught in an adult movie theater, not a regular cinema at the mall. The real scandal is that the cops & courts devote law enforcement re$ources to keeping our porno theaters safe from perverts. The police should be focused on real crime, not inspecting the dirty movies.
WongBo
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:28:57 AM permalink
what bullshit.
what do they expect to find in an x rated theater?
what are the police doing slumming around in there anyway?
this is almost as bad as the ones that cruise for sex in restrooms, almost.
is this what constrained budgets are being used for?
no wonder cities are going bankrupt.
In a bet, there is a fool and a thief. - Proverb.
DJTeddyBear
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:33:50 AM permalink
I think the real crime is that Fred Willard, or anyone, still goes to the theaters to watch porn and masturbate.

Don't they know about all the websites where you can get high quality porn for free? As well as even higher quality porn for pennies a day?
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Alan
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:36:25 AM permalink
Quote: DJTeddyBear

I think the real crime is that Fred Willard, or anyone, still goes to the theaters to watch porn and masturbate.

Don't they know about all the websites where you can get high quality porn for free? As well as even higher quality porn for pennies a day?



and DVD's

How embarrassing
WongBo
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:38:24 AM permalink
some people prefer getting off in public, and these theaters are a happy medium between home and the local park
In a bet, there is a fool and a thief. - Proverb.
MrV
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:41:43 AM permalink
Still, it's cheaper than a wife.
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Alan
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:41:49 AM permalink
I like how TMZ has to control themselves and don't let too many details out like this one.

"...with his penis exposed and in his hand. "


nice!
SOOPOO
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:42:26 AM permalink
Quote: WongBo

some people prefer getting off in public, and these theaters are a happy medium between home and the local park



Ok. Dumb question time. If there are 100 people watching this movie, will there on average be zero people pleasuring themselves? One? Two? Fifty? Ninety?
buzzpaff
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:45:09 AM permalink
Wow , talk about coincidences Paul Reubens was in the row behind Fred.
WongBo
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:47:14 AM permalink
i don't have TOO much experience with adult theaters,
but most people are either rubbing themselves in some way or sitting there with bird in hand.
i have also seen people having sex with others.
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