Discussion about the Suspension List
Quote: beachbumbabsThat's because you were doing it wrong. Again. :)
Keep it in your pants, both of you :)
If Aceofspades had been there, I am sure I would have beat the wrap. After all, I did have medical training.
Quote: TomspurKeep it in your pants, both of you :)
I can't keep it in my pants, because I don't have one. However, like the little girl said, "With one of THESE, I can get all of THOSE I want!"
Quote: BuzzardFirst they give it away, then they sell it, then they try and buy it back.
I don't even know what this means. And I'm probably the happier for it.
Quote: beachbumbabsI don't even know what this means. And I'm probably the happier for it.
Strikes me as a different way to say Dating, Married, Divorced.
But I am English so its just my best guess.
Quote: CroupierStrikes me as a different way to say Dating, Married, Divorced.
But I am English so its just my best guess.
Even if it turns out to not be accurate, that is incredibly astute :)
Quote: JoePloppyWhere's your accent then?
Cor Blimey Guv'nor, I waz tryin to 'ide it.
Quote: CroupierCor Blimey Guv'nor, I waz tryin to 'ide it.
That's better, thank you good sir.
Quote: JoePloppyThat's better, thank you good sir.
You want English, I'll give you proper English.......:)
"A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now f**k off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's f**king it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil".
Enjoy :)
I don't know but dimwitted fleastiff didn't even realize that "Whale George" and "Flea Stiff" were antonyms.Quote: AxiomOfChoiceHey that reminds me, what ever happened to WhaleGeorge? Was he here just to troll FleaStiff?
Fleastiff is never a troll.Quote: tringlomaneIs it Flea trolling himself?
Quote: TomspurYou want English, I'll give you proper English.......:)
"A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now f**k off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's f**king it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil".
Enjoy :)
That's bastardized Cockney (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels). It's not proper at all. That's the point :)
Quote: thecesspitThat's bastardized Cockney (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels). It's not proper at all. That's the point :)
Exactamundo :)
One of my favorite movies along with Snatch!!!
Quote: TomspurExactamundo :)
One of my favorite movies along with Snatch!!!
"Now, there was a problem with pikeys or gypsies, you can't really understand much of what's being said. It's not Irish, It's not English, it's just, well, you know, It's just, pikey."
Not that I'd suggest you call anyone a 'pikey'.
Quote: djatcI don't understand what is going on here. So who's WhaleGeorge and is it a split personality of Fleastiff?
WhaleGeorge was AcesandEights playing a joke on FleaStiff back in February. It was a flash in the pan, one-day thing.
Axiom of Choice asked after WhaleGeorge the other day. A&8 signed in as WG for a few minutes to tease him, which also outed him as a dupe account.
I went back and looked at it, got that it was a prank, and gave A&8 a little time to finish it before I killed the WG account.
Until next time, on....As The Forum Turns.
Quote: beachbumbabsWhaleGeorge was AcesandEights playing a joke on FleaStiff back in February. It was a flash in the pan, one-day thing.
Axiom of Choice asked after WhaleGeorge the other day. A&8 signed in as WG for a few minutes to tease him, which also outed him as a dupe account.
I went back and looked at it, got that it was a prank, and gave A&8 a little time to finish it before I killed the WG account.
Until next time, on....As The Forum Turns.
Can I be TensandFives?
Quote: djatcCan I be TensandFives?
Wouldn't that make you BenFranklin? (5 and dime store, think they're all closed now) Or Woolworths?
Me, I'd be MarlonTito...JACKSand fives (said like a DJ)
Quote: djatcI'm not sure about his username but Aces and Eights you always split, but Tens and Fives you never do (well Tens on a high count, but you know what I mean)
Ah, ok. I thought his was referring to Wild Bill Hickok. So you want to be known for being steadfast and true, huh?
I thought It was a reference to the denomination of bills he has left in his Bankroll, I got worried.Quote: beachbumbabsAh, ok. I thought his was referring to Wild Bill Hickok. So you want to be known for being steadfast and true, huh?
Their systems are always full proof.Quote: AxelWolfI have no doubt some long time members have multiple accounts. I not just talking the usual suspects. Usually but not always they are also people who have or had systems.
Quote: djatcI'm not sure about his username but Aces and Eights you always split, but Tens and Fives you never do (well Tens on a high count, but you know what I mean)
The origin of the screen name is the two hands you always split in blackjack (unless it's a H17 LS game, in which case you should surrender 8s against an ace).
Later I found out it was a meaningful poker hand in some historical context (the dead man's hand, I think).
but not fool proof.Quote: JimRockfordTheir systems are always full proof.
How common is this error? I had never seen anyone use "full proof" until I saw it on WOV and I have seen it here several times by several different posters. One of them never figured out why people were teasing him about it.Quote: AxelWolfbut not fool proof.Quote: JimRockfordTheir systems are always full proof.
Are you sure its a different person? Just the other day this came up I'm 99% sure it was the same person both times.Quote: JimRockfordHow common is this error? I had never seen anyone use "full proof" until I saw it on WOV and I have seen it here several times by several different posters. One of them never figured out why people were teasing him about it.
PS. I didn't even get the fact you were making fun of them, I just thought you made the same mistake and noticed how they always say its full/fool proof. Now its funny.
I think it's the same person. I googled "full proof" betting system. WOV is the third hit, so I assume the error is not that common, but it has happened here frequently.Quote: AxelWolfAre you sure its a different person? Just the other day this came up I'm 99% sure it was the same person both times.
Quote: 1BBFor all intensive purposes.....
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who originated full proof? Was that varmenti or gr8.
Quote: beachbumbabsThat's because you were doing it wrong. Again. :)
Is this the second sexual innuendo issued to Buzz or is my mind in the gutter today?
Quote: 1BBFor all intensive purposes.....
And lets finish it with "Statue of Limitations"
Quote: SonuvabishIs this the second sexual innuendo issued to Buzz or is my mind in the gutter today?
I'm gonna go with "both".
Quote: 1BBFor all intensive purposes.....
Irregardless...
They say it should be regardless but I think irregardless is more powerful.Quote: JBIrregardless...
Quote: onenickelmiracleThey say it should be regardless but I think irregardless is more powerful.
If 4 syllables are desired, 'irrespective' is the word to use. However, dictionaries do list irregardless as having the same meaning as regardless. Kind of like flammable and inflammable.
Quote: JBIf 4 syllables are desired, 'irrespective' is the word to use. However, dictionaries do list irregardless as having the same meaning as regardless. Kind of like flammable and inflammable.
Why doesn't famous have the same meaning as infamous?
Quote: Swanson234Why doesn't famous have the same meaning as infamous?
It's hard to say, especially considering flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
Quote: Mission146It's hard to say, especially considering flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
It's rather easy if you use an etymological dictionary ;)
This war is like the Hatfields and McCoys. After all these years, just live with it. There isn't any justified reason to bring it up when both words mean the same now. I understand the argument, but language can never be tamed.Quote: JBIf 4 syllables are desired, 'irrespective' is the word to use. However, dictionaries do list irregardless as having the same meaning as regardless. Kind of like flammable and inflammable.
Quote: Mission146It's hard to say, especially considering flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
I'd bitch about my language, but someone is just gonna say, "if you don't like it, learn a new one!".
Quote: beachbumbabsAs The Forum Turns.
Please, please, please make this name of a forum area where drama gets split off and goes to die...
Quote: rdw4potuswhere drama gets split off and goes to die...
Gee, you're an extremist optimist. It would never die.
