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March 10th, 2019 at 12:39:44 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Quote: Tanko

Forty?

Was 72 a few years ago. Must be running low.



Fun fact: The 72 virgins thing is not in the Koran. The Koran only says you are given an unknown number of servants in heaven, and they are for men and women.

Also, suicide is forbidden in Islam, so all those suicide bombers have some 'splainin' to do.



The virgins thing comes from The Old Man of The Mountain, who, while Muslim, was not a religious leader. He lead a cult that contracted out to fight for either side or both sides and specialized in contract killing. They famously smoked a lot of Hashish and hashasins got corrupted into assassin, and are remembered as the League of Assassins.
The Old Man promised his followers 40( or 72?) virgins in paradise.
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March 12th, 2019 at 12:06:43 AM permalink
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Tell you what,, Bob. You can make as many jokes about my wife as you'd like. Let me start.

"With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me."

Just get it out of your system.

You know you want to, youve been asking for two pages now...

Can I take your wife, please?
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March 15th, 2019 at 12:03:46 PM permalink
Quote: MaxPen



Yeah I thought I got banned cause there were no posting choices inside the "in the news" thread but its just a closed thread

Phewww!
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March 15th, 2019 at 1:05:16 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

Quote: MaxPen



Yeah I thought I got banned cause there were no posting choices inside the "in the news" thread but its just a closed thread

Phewww!



Good. Keep it closed. There's too many politically charged threads around here.
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March 15th, 2019 at 1:29:01 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Quote: darkoz

Quote: MaxPen



Yeah I thought I got banned cause there were no posting choices inside the "in the news" thread but its just a closed thread

Phewww!



Good. Keep it closed. There's too many politically charged threads around here.



Yeah gonna have to start talking about AP plays soon
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March 15th, 2019 at 1:30:49 PM permalink
Quote: MaxPen



Some righties didn't get the ban they were petitioning for...

Their knives are gonna be out now!
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March 15th, 2019 at 1:56:54 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz



Yeah gonna have to start talking about AP plays soon



I mean, I wouldn't mind starting some more Pai Gow Tiles threads, but there's only so many of us here that play it.
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March 15th, 2019 at 1:59:39 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

I mean, I wouldn't mind starting some more Pai Gow Tiles threads, but there's only so many of us here that play it.



I wish I knew how to play it. Seems intimidating to learn.
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March 15th, 2019 at 2:07:42 PM permalink
Quote: ams288

I wish I knew how to play it. Seems intimidating to learn.



I have plans to do an absolute beginner's guide video for Tiles.
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March 15th, 2019 at 2:13:03 PM permalink
Quote: ams288

I wish I knew how to play it. Seems intimidating to learn.



Its difficult to learn because the dotted numbering is not intuitive numerically.

However quick tip. Nothing prevents you from playing. Just tell the dealer you want her to set the tiles house way. There is only one way she is allowed to set it so there is no cheating.

House way is the best way. Other players may try to set their tiles in a less desirable manner if they suspect the dealers combinations can be tied or beaten due to tile distribution. You arent supposed to see the other players tiles for this reason

Is one of the smallest house edge games. Every winning wager has a 5% commission fee. Its the only way for the casino to profit
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March 15th, 2019 at 2:23:34 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz


Is one of the smallest house edge games. Every winning wager has a 5% commission fee. Its the only way for the casino to profit


One of the smallest edge games is here in FL at Derby Lane.Pai Gow poker. No commission. House only has that vey slight tie edge. Only 5 dollar min. They make the profit on the fortune bet. Most places fortune is min 1 dollar, Derby lane its a 5 dollar min fortune bet
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March 15th, 2019 at 10:54:20 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

Quote: TigerWu

Quote: darkoz

Quote: MaxPen



Yeah I thought I got banned cause there were no posting choices inside the "in the news" thread but its just a closed thread

Phewww!



Good. Keep it closed. There's too many politically charged threads around here.



Yeah gonna have to start talking about AP plays soon

OMG, all 3?
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March 15th, 2019 at 11:01:56 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

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Yeah I thought I got banned cause there were no posting choices inside the "in the news" thread but its just a closed thread

Phewww!

Ya, the real reason.... BBB knew I was coming after her once I got some rest(I told her so), so she tried cooling me off with a 72 hour thread shutdown. It may have worked. Quick thinking, nice work BBB.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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March 16th, 2019 at 4:52:34 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Quote: darkoz

Quote: MaxPen



Yeah I thought I got banned cause there were no posting choices inside the "in the news" thread but its just a closed thread

Phewww!

Ya, the real reason.... BBB knew I was coming after her once I got some rest(I told her so), so she tried cooling me off with a 72 hour thread shutdown. It may have worked. Quick thinking, nice work BBB.



Insider trading?
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March 16th, 2019 at 4:53:30 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Quote: darkoz

Quote: TigerWu

Quote: darkoz

Quote: MaxPen



Yeah I thought I got banned cause there were no posting choices inside the "in the news" thread but its just a closed thread

Phewww!



Good. Keep it closed. There's too many politically charged threads around here.



Yeah gonna have to start talking about AP plays soon

OMG, all 3?



Even one can be damaging according to you
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March 16th, 2019 at 5:12:33 AM permalink
Quote: terapined

One of the smallest edge games is here in FL at Derby Lane.Pai Gow poker. No commission. House only has that vey slight tie edge. Only 5 dollar min. They make the profit on the fortune bet. Most places fortune is min 1 dollar, Derby lane its a 5 dollar min fortune bet

Sounds slightly AP’able depending on house way.
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March 16th, 2019 at 5:26:58 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Sounds slightly AP’able depending on house way.



Shhhh!

Dont get in trouble with the other APs
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April 25th, 2019 at 5:38:03 AM permalink
Wondering why GBV is in the red. He made a post in the Australia coin flip game thread about a “butterfly” toss, but didn’t see that anything in the post violated forum rules.
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April 25th, 2019 at 6:27:12 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Wondering why GBV is in the red. He made a post in the Australia coin flip game thread about a “butterfly” toss, but didn’t see that anything in the post violated forum rules.



Maybe the Wiz banned him for insinuating that a coin toss can be controlled ?
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April 25th, 2019 at 7:47:20 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Wondering why GBV is in the red. He made a post in the Australia coin flip game thread about a “butterfly” toss, but didn’t see that anything in the post violated forum rules.



Suspension list has dupe ID’s to avoid suspension. IIRC one of his ID’s was continuously attacking teliot.
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April 25th, 2019 at 8:13:46 AM permalink
Quote: mcallister3200

IIRC one of his ID’s was continuously attacking teliot.

That shouldn't call for a suspension, that should get a merit badge.

Just kidding.
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April 25th, 2019 at 9:02:27 AM permalink
Quote: mcallister3200

Suspension list has dupe ID’s to avoid suspension. IIRC one of his ID’s was continuously attacking teliot.



That's correct. IIRC, thanks.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 7:06:35 AM permalink
I nominate MrCasinoGames (https://wizardofvegas.com/member/mrcasinogames/) to be suspended for endlessly spamming the forum with new threads.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 7:26:07 AM permalink
That's a bit harsh, I think a warning asking him to have one thread for all of this casino news would be more appropriate. But yeah, that needs to happen.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 7:36:08 AM permalink
Quote: rsactuary

That's a bit harsh, I think a warning asking him to have one thread for all of this casino news would be more appropriate. But yeah, that needs to happen.



Especially since it seems to have started right after the creation of a gambling current events thread designed to avoid this very situation
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May 3rd, 2019 at 7:52:25 AM permalink
Quote: RS

I nominate MrCasinoGames (https://wizardofvegas.com/member/mrcasinogames/) to be suspended for endlessly spamming the forum with new threads.



I like his posts. At least he's talking about casinos and gambling and not starting endless political threads.

He just needs to be reigned in a little.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 8:25:22 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

I like his posts. At least he's talking about casinos and gambling and not starting endless political threads.

He just needs to be reigned in a little.

No one is arguing about the content. Why we need a new thread started for each and everything he wants to post makes absolutely no sence, unless he is trying to advertise something. He is even making new threads about current topics we already have threads about that are currently active.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 8:56:01 AM permalink
Also he drops the new thread and then never checks back to participate in a discussion. He’s very bot like.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 9:04:49 AM permalink
gee everyone is so cranky today.

Personally I think 1-3% thread to post ratio is about good.

While I think he has a bad ratio at least they are gambling opposed to a few others on here that have all new threads as something other than vegas or gambling. I think there should have to be a 90% of your new threads are vegas/gambling related and not politics or random crap. Maybe I should look at my threads before I suggest that rule.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 9:10:27 AM permalink
Quote: GWAE

gee everyone is so cranky today.

Personally I think 1-3% thread to post ratio is about good.

While I think he has a bad ratio at least they are gambling opposed to a few others on here that have all new threads as something other than vegas or gambling. I think there should have to be a 90% of your new threads are vegas/gambling related and not politics or random crap. Maybe I should look at my threads before I suggest that rule.



I love this rule.

Will get rid of at least a few people on here.

Someone whose first initial is E and second is B will probably be first in line for expulsion
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May 3rd, 2019 at 9:21:37 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I love this rule.

Will get rid of at least a few people on here.

Someone whose first initial is E and second is B will probably be first in line for expulsion



Plenty of others fit that category, on both sides, including me.

But the guy who proudly admits he was stuck living in a subway for 7 years picks one guy he disagrees with politically out.

Assuming you were not a crackhead that enjoyed the lifestyle, you couldn’t figure a way out of the situation in 7 years?

Makes me see EB’s Roulette advice as valid as your AP info.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 9:45:08 AM permalink
Quote: Boz

Plenty of others fit that category, on both sides, including me.

But the guy who proudly admits he was stuck living in a subway for 7 years picks one guy he disagrees with politically out.

Assuming you were not a crackhead that enjoyed the lifestyle, you couldn’t figure a way out of the situation in 7 years?

Makes me see EB’s Roulette advice as valid as your AP info.



Lol, I singled out EB because my entire time here on WOV he is the only person I ever had the need to block.

It was not about politics. I banter back and forth with quite a few people about politics on here.

EB seemed quite intent on personal insults against me that extended beyond politics or AP and which were causing me to straddle the line with statements that would lead to me being banned. So I blocked him.

Go ahead and use EBs roulette advice. I have no problem with you losing your money foolishly.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:01:10 AM permalink
I’ve recently started using the block thread feature because of this. I’m also going to use it for all political threads.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:05:59 AM permalink
Hey I just give you credit for making it 7 years without a cigarette.

Maybe homelessness is the cure to tobacco addiction.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:23:06 AM permalink
Quote: CrystalMath

I’ve recently started using the block thread feature because of this. I’m also going to use it for all political threads.



I did it a month or so ago. No regrets.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:24:55 AM permalink
Quote: CrystalMath

I’ve recently started using the block thread feature because of this. I’m also going to use it for all political threads.



I just wish that when you blocked a user you couldn't see them at all.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:27:11 AM permalink
Quote: Boz

Hey I just give you credit for making it 7 years without a cigarette.

Maybe homelessness is the cure to tobacco addiction.



?

You must have the wrong person.

I haven't smoked a day in my life. Why would I need a cure for tobacco addiction
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:31:49 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

I just wish that when you blocked a user you couldn't see them at all.



I agree. I tried blocking a user for the first time a few days ago and I assumed it would hide that user’s threads. Unfortunately not.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:38:51 AM permalink
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No one is arguing about the content. Why we need a new thread started for each and everything he wants to post makes absolutely no sence, unless he is trying to advertise something. He is even making new threads about current topics we already have threads about that are currently active.



I still don’t understand why a mod hasn’t spoke to him about it. I use the Recent Threads list and lately when I go to it there’s 6 or 7 threads started by this guy. All news items which don’t really need dedicated threads
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:47:16 AM permalink
Quote: Boz

Hey I just give you credit for making it 7 years without a cigarette.

Maybe homelessness is the cure to tobacco addiction.



Just the cure to paying for smokes. I remember a corporate fire drill once in town and of course all the smokers lit up. Had to walk around the corner to get back in the building. All the smokers said they were panhandled for a smoke by several bums on the street in that very short time.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 10:47:46 AM permalink
Quote: michael99000

I still don’t understand why a mod hasn’t spoke to him about it. I use the Recent Threads list and lately when I go to it there’s 6 or 7 threads started by this guy. All news items which don’t really need dedicated threads



It just started recently.

And prior to that he was a pretty good contributor and a prolific game inventor that still is good for the forum to have.

But now yeah, its become so annoying and over the top the community has to complain

Its the only reason I see their reticence with the matter
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May 3rd, 2019 at 11:34:51 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz


Its the only reason I see their reticence with the matter



Only heard griping about MCG today. Looked and saw this...

Quote: MrCasinoGames


BTY, I do take members points, that I put too much Post/Threads here per day.
I will cut some of it out.



It's a new problem and appears to have already solved itself. Nothing to do now but observe and guide MCG if the problem persists.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 12:45:49 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

?

You must have the wrong person.

I haven't smoked a day in my life. Why would I need a cure for tobacco addiction



I don't know why people smoke tobacco
I've been smoking most of my life
But
Never ever smoked tobacco. What's the point.
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May 3rd, 2019 at 3:20:49 PM permalink
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I just wish that when you blocked a user you couldn't see them at all.


Yup we can send a man to the moon but we can’t block all vestiges of Nathan on this site
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May 25th, 2019 at 5:29:25 PM permalink
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/general/30375-trumps-second-and-third-year-in-office/1094/#post720536

misquoting. suspend asap
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May 25th, 2019 at 5:35:09 PM permalink
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https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/general/30375-trumps-second-and-third-year-in-office/1094/#post720536

misquoting. suspend asap



lol
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May 25th, 2019 at 11:25:43 PM permalink
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lol



Rule 17.

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May 26th, 2019 at 12:01:22 AM permalink
inb4 Darkoz gets a "warning" and djatc gets nuked because reasons. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


As the Ancient Hawaiians used to say, "the banhammer only swings left twice as fast as the right".
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May 26th, 2019 at 12:06:11 AM permalink
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Rule 17.

Misquoting: If you quote another member, do not remove, add, or change any wording within the portion quoted. If you wish to emphasize a particular part of the quote, any formatting by the one quoting should be disclosed immediately after the quote. (Added 6/8/2018)



The language on this is clear, however anytime a quote is accompanied by something like "fixed that for you," "this is what you should have said," or something along those lines it's clear that the quoted poster is being quoted falsely to everyone and thus their credibility is unaffected.
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