AC overnight III
March 27th, 2015 at 10:16:27 AM
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Back again to haunt AC - goal of trip is +3750
Trying to get a little back at a time before LV
LET'S DO THIS!!!
Trying to get a little back at a time before LV
LET'S DO THIS!!!
March 27th, 2015 at 11:00:33 AM
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Best of luck, Ace! Go get 'em!
Hey, why stop @ +3750? I say keep winning til you own the Revel! :)
Hey, why stop @ +3750? I say keep winning til you own the Revel! :)
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
March 27th, 2015 at 11:04:15 AM
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Quote: Joeman...Hey, why stop @ +3750? I say keep winning til you own the Revel! :)
Doesn't $100 and a smack on the ass get you the keys to Revel now days?
Ace, best of luck tonight! Stay sharp, stay hydrated, hit 'em hard and take no prisoners! Don't focus on how many in a row you're losing... Just move from hand to hand and worry about how many/much this/that after the shootin's done. Eagerly be awaiting the action... Good variance!
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
March 27th, 2015 at 11:09:33 AM
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But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
And lea'e us nought but grief an' pain
For promised joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
And lea'e us nought but grief an' pain
For promised joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
The opinions of this moderator are for entertainment purposes only.
March 27th, 2015 at 11:25:59 AM
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Good luck ACE!
Just got back from AC and had an decent trip. Of note (for you ACE), is one particular shoe I lost the first 11 hands! I stayed calm, played my game, and by the end of the shoe I was down just 1/2 a unit. Went on to have a nice win during that session.
Just got back from AC and had an decent trip. Of note (for you ACE), is one particular shoe I lost the first 11 hands! I stayed calm, played my game, and by the end of the shoe I was down just 1/2 a unit. Went on to have a nice win during that session.
March 27th, 2015 at 11:56:23 AM
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Quote: bj4funGood luck ACE!
Just got back from AC and had an decent trip. Of note (for you ACE), is one particular shoe I lost the first 11 hands! I stayed calm, played my game, and by the end of the shoe I was down just 1/2 a unit. Went on to have a nice win during that session.
Wow glad you ended up making a comeback
losing 11 in a row -- I hear the pitter-patter of the mathletes running this way to tell you it didn't happen
March 27th, 2015 at 11:59:52 AM
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Quote: FaceBut, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
And lea'e us nought but grief an' pain
For promised joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
no plans - just wishful thinking
March 27th, 2015 at 12:11:25 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesWow glad you ended up making a comeback
losing 11 in a row -- I hear the pitter-patter of the mathletes running this way to tell you it didn't happen
oh come on, 11 is possible as long as it was on 1 table.
goood luck on the trip. Do me a favor, head on over to Ramseys new restaurant in Caesars and let me know if the Beef Wellington is worth a trip.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
March 27th, 2015 at 12:11:52 PM
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I was told I better not post but whatever.
All the luck! I know you have a host but Ralph D. my host there will buy you dinner at Grotto and consider it me buying it! LOL, power of the comp. He guaranteed me tix to Bennett and Gaga concert in July as I text you about. So we are set. AC in late July, think it will be humid?
GOOD LUCK!
All the luck! I know you have a host but Ralph D. my host there will buy you dinner at Grotto and consider it me buying it! LOL, power of the comp. He guaranteed me tix to Bennett and Gaga concert in July as I text you about. So we are set. AC in late July, think it will be humid?
GOOD LUCK!
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 1:00:36 PM
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Quote: Baccaratfrom79I was told I better not post but whatever.
All the luck! I know you have a host but Ralph D. my host there will buy you dinner at Grotto and consider it me buying it! LOL, power of the comp. He guaranteed me tix to Bennett and Gaga concert in July as I text you about. So we are set. AC in late July, think it will be humid?
GOOD LUCK!
A reasonable person reading this could get the idea that you are being threatened or harassed by being told that you better not post. Is that the case? Did someone on this site actually tell you that? I hope not. Can you please elaborate?
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
March 27th, 2015 at 1:07:44 PM
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Was even through 3 1/2 shoes then just lost the last 11 of 14 hands in the 4th shoe
March 27th, 2015 at 1:13:09 PM
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Yes, I classified them as banter. I erased my whole inbox and lost a couple of numbers I wanted. I was on here trying to find her name on the AC Board and seen Ace was going down to AC again..Not threats I never said that, come on. Anyways, only on here to wish AoS great luck and keep it positive pls. I was on here trying to find that lady at the Borgata but I got my problem solved a few min's ago. I don't post anywhere else, give it a break man.
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 1:13:12 PM
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Come'on Ace you can do it!
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 1:36:30 PM
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Guy sat down and played 1k a hand - he would make 21 on 8 doubles - he only lost 5 hands the entire shoe
I, of course, was treated quite the opposite - losing 2300 in the shoe and, I was so annoyed that on the last hand of the shoe I was dealt an Ace, 6 v dealer Q -- I hit and got an Ace for 18 -- then, as if I was in an out of body experience--I saw myself waving off a hit and, of course, lost
Since it was the last hand I asked to see the next card and it was a 3
FML
I, of course, was treated quite the opposite - losing 2300 in the shoe and, I was so annoyed that on the last hand of the shoe I was dealt an Ace, 6 v dealer Q -- I hit and got an Ace for 18 -- then, as if I was in an out of body experience--I saw myself waving off a hit and, of course, lost
Since it was the last hand I asked to see the next card and it was a 3
FML
March 27th, 2015 at 1:43:56 PM
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slow down and think.... on the other note, we will be right there where you are at. My guy there is calling me back after he gets the tickets or at least the confirmation letter in his hand--he went to get it. Then he will book the reservation. Concert is July 24th, so be there a few days before and after. Waiting by the phone for the guy to call me to confirm. If you want to come along to the concert, better let me know now and I will get an extra tix.
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 2:02:02 PM
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Got on a nice nice run and was 100 from being even on the trip on 3 occasions - of course, as usually happens, I get a double and lose then lose a few in a row after that
So, after being down 2800 I am now only down 500
Taking a break
So, after being down 2800 I am now only down 500
Taking a break
March 27th, 2015 at 2:08:36 PM
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Play to win! You can do it. It's like 4:05pm where I am at. Attorney just calls me for a trucking company he represents. Says our bill is too high and something was unjustified. Great. No problem. Stop yelling. I ask him, "How do we make this a win-win"? He goes, take off this item for $2,500.00 and this one for $480.00. I told him I would the $2,500.00 one but the other I can't. He says, "great and done". I already know his spiel, to call the client and tell them he just saved them $2,500.00 and his bill for $1,000.00 or so is now justified. Glad I marked that one up more than $2,500.00 expecting this. (not fraudulently, just no discounts and charging what I know the job brings in other markets generally with lesser results) Damn attorney's! Say I got beat, nope-not this time!!
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 2:09:43 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesGo a nice nice run and was 100 from being even on the trip on 3 occasions - of course, as usually happens, I get a double and lose then lose a few in a row after that
So, after being down 2800 I am now only down 500
Taking a break
Oh the fun start to a trip. Being a 'mathlete' you won't find me scrambling about losing X hands in a row. I pretty much start every session with at least 5-10 losses in a row within the first 30 min of play or so...
Keep breathing and keep calm. If you get to a point where you're not paying correct basic strategy you should definitely take a break. When my partner and I experienced our first big loss he looked at me when he had an A-6 V dealer 10 as to ask me what to do... I said "If you have to ask, get off the table."
Fun thing about getting smashed at the tables, even if your EV is slightly negative in blackjack, you shouldn't be "that" negative... so in the long run it WILL balance out =).
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
March 27th, 2015 at 2:21:58 PM
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Quote: Baccaratfrom79All the luck! I know you have a host but Ralph D. my host there will buy you dinner at Grotto and consider it me buying it! LOL, power of the comp. He guaranteed me tix to Bennett and Gaga concert in July as I text you about. So we are set. AC in late July, think it will be humid?
GOOD LUCK!
Well, there is an ocean breeze
March 27th, 2015 at 3:46:41 PM
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Good Luck on your trip. Looking forward to meeting you and B79 in Vegas for the Monkey Challenge.
March 27th, 2015 at 4:38:59 PM
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Quote: MaxPenGood Luck on your trip. Looking forward to meeting you and B79 in Vegas for the Monkey Challenge.
Excellent - only a few weeks away
March 27th, 2015 at 4:46:31 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesWell, there is an ocean breeze
Breeze, shmeeze.
That ain't the kind of blow you need.
Dial in a hooker (or better yet, bring a date) and get your tubes cleaned out.
Then attack the tables.
Not for nothing do sex and gambling go together.
"What, me worry?"
March 27th, 2015 at 5:12:23 PM
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Quote: MrVBreeze, shmeeze.
That ain't the kind of blow you need.
Dial in a hooker (or better yet, bring a date) and get your tubes cleaned out.
Then attack the tables.
Not for nothing do sex and gambling go together.
I am celibate/abstinent so that is not going to happen
March 27th, 2015 at 5:31:43 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesI am celibate/abstinent
So are hookers, they just want to get into
your room so they can rip you off.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
March 27th, 2015 at 5:56:53 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesI am celibate/abstinent so that is not going to happen[/II
Introduce you to one of my wife's friends. They also claim they are celebrating, I mean celibate. See how long you will last, lol.Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 5:59:42 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesI am celibate/abstinent so that is not going to happen
I have seen you write that a few times. Is this a new thing?
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
March 27th, 2015 at 6:12:21 PM
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Quote: GWAEI have seen you write that a few times. Is this a new thing?
I dunno, if I were him I'd bang my recently divorced clients.
March 27th, 2015 at 6:51:51 PM
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Quote: GWAEI have seen you write that a few times. Is this a new thing?
Been quite some time now - over a year
March 27th, 2015 at 6:55:10 PM
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Ok had dinner at Grotto's (rigatoni bolognese)
Relaxed a bit watching Shark Tank in the room then headed down to the floor
It is packed here - noticed a whole bunch of new employees all formerly from the Revel
Also watched a roulette game where 6 of the last 10 spins were all "9"
I sat down to play and hit the ground running
I played one shoe, was dealt 3 naturals...but no doubles or splits
However, they weren't necessary as I made my way to the positive side of the ledger
Trip is +1650
Relaxed a bit watching Shark Tank in the room then headed down to the floor
It is packed here - noticed a whole bunch of new employees all formerly from the Revel
Also watched a roulette game where 6 of the last 10 spins were all "9"
I sat down to play and hit the ground running
I played one shoe, was dealt 3 naturals...but no doubles or splits
However, they weren't necessary as I made my way to the positive side of the ledger
Trip is +1650
March 27th, 2015 at 7:07:52 PM
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Quote: aceofspades
It is packed here - noticed a whole bunch of new employees all formerly from the Revel.
I heard. just spent 30min's on the phone with Ralph, one of the v.p.'s of marketing. he said they took most of the higher line players from taj and a lot of the Trop's as well. gave me the spiel about how nice their suites are there at the g.n. and the pool, cabanas and they have the fire pits, etc. he just confirmed the tix my wife wanted for the concert at the Borgata. so I confirmed with him the trip for late july there.
keep winning.Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 7:27:36 PM
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Quote: Baccaratfrom79
I heard. just spent 30min's on the phone with Ralph, one of the v.p.'s of marketing. he said they took most of the higher line players from taj and a lot of the Trop's as well. gave me the spiel about how nice their suites are there at the g.n. and the pool, cabanas and they have the fire pits, etc. he just confirmed the tix my wife wanted for the concert at the Borgata. so I confirmed with him the trip for late july there.
keep winning.
Can you get me 2 below-market Paramore tickets -- May 8?
March 27th, 2015 at 8:01:25 PM
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Sorry to derail your thread Ace, however I didn't see it nessisary to revive a new one. Since you seem to be involved in the meet up ill post here. I just wanted to say that I meet up with Max the other day( nice level headed normal gu, his wife was nice as well). He had the cash as promised and offered me the entire amount. I declined the entire amount because I didn't feel it nenecessary. He insisted but I said how about $200 and deal we with the rest when and if this all happens.Quote: MaxPenGood Luck on your trip. Looking forward to meeting you and B79 in Vegas for the Monkey Challenge.
Looks like we have 800 in action with Baccaratfrom79.
I have $ 50 to win $125 on a side bet with Maxpen If for any reason this doesn't happen by May first I win. If the bet goes down as mentioned he wins.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 27th, 2015 at 8:07:14 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfSorry to derail your thread Ace, however I didn't see it nessisary to revive a new one. Since you seem to be involved in the meet up ill post here. I just wanted to say that I meet up with Max the other day( nice level headed normal gu, his wife was nice as well). He had the cash as promised and offered me the entire amount. I declined the entire amount because I didn't feel it nenecessary. He insisted but I said how about $200 and deal we with the rest when and if this all happens.
Looks like we have 800 in action with Baccaratfrom79.
I have $ 50 to win $125 on a side bet with Maxpen If for any reason this doesn't happen by May first I win. If the bet goes down as mentioned he wins.
No problem with a de-rail -- my TR's are like living organisms -- they wander and veer and take on a life of their own
March 27th, 2015 at 8:18:10 PM
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Quote: sodawaterCan you get me 2 below-market Paramore tickets -- May 8?
My host (Julie e.) whom was at the Borgata when I used to go there went to the Tropicana. I don't have a current host there, my g.n. host (whom I knew for years at The Taj), is getting me those tickets cause we made a commitment to stay at his property.
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 27th, 2015 at 8:47:13 PM
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kind of like crabs.Quote: aceofspadesNo problem with a de-rail -- my TR's are like living organisms -- they wander and veer and take on a life of their own
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 28th, 2015 at 12:17:36 AM
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Quote: sc15I dunno, if I were him I'd bang my recently divorced clients.
During the divorce and bill the soon to be ex husband for services rendered
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
March 28th, 2015 at 1:05:52 AM
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Quote: djatcDuring the divorce and bill the soon to be ex husband for services rendered
Well, typically during a divorce each party has their own attorney.. so he'd be billing the woman.
March 28th, 2015 at 5:02:32 AM
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Good luck AoS.
March 28th, 2015 at 6:49:41 AM
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Quote: GreasyjohnGood luck AoS.
Thanks good morning everyone
March 28th, 2015 at 6:55:12 AM
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Quote: aceofspadesThanks good morning everyone
Shit I waited for you to get up. Make it count..... I am off to the interstate to finish 2 out of the four jobs I have open. Be on tonight, I want to see results. Call me if you want, phones open. If your host cant do something call me also, mine there owes me, he can certainly cross-comp, etc. Please for all mankind, win and stop. Period.
Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
March 28th, 2015 at 8:45:07 AM
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Started shoe as follows:
BJ
BJ
press to 300 - split 8,8 lose
BJ
BJ
Press to 400 lose
Over the next 2 shoes I would lose 90% of doubles and presses
Ughhhhh - variance is a killer
Trip is +1700
BJ
BJ
press to 300 - split 8,8 lose
BJ
BJ
Press to 400 lose
Over the next 2 shoes I would lose 90% of doubles and presses
Ughhhhh - variance is a killer
Trip is +1700
March 28th, 2015 at 8:52:34 AM
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Enjoying your trip report. Thanks for bringing us along!!
March 28th, 2015 at 11:00:30 AM
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Just lost 9 hands in a row including 3 doubles -- back to even
March 28th, 2015 at 11:14:58 AM
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Ok new shuffle
First 5 hands:
BJ
Pressed to 200 got a k,k v dealer 6 flips over Ace
Rode the 200 and dealt 10,3 v dealer 5 flips over 6 draws 5 draws 10
Have 200 up dealt 7,7 v dealer 7 split
First 7 dealt 4 double draw 9 for 20
Second 7 dealt 4 double draw 10 for 21
Dealer turns over an Ace for 18
Then went on a little roller coaster ride and by the end of the shoe I was back to +1700
First 5 hands:
BJ
Pressed to 200 got a k,k v dealer 6 flips over Ace
Rode the 200 and dealt 10,3 v dealer 5 flips over 6 draws 5 draws 10
Have 200 up dealt 7,7 v dealer 7 split
First 7 dealt 4 double draw 9 for 20
Second 7 dealt 4 double draw 10 for 21
Dealer turns over an Ace for 18
Then went on a little roller coaster ride and by the end of the shoe I was back to +1700
March 28th, 2015 at 12:29:26 PM
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Quote: sc15I dunno, if I were him I'd bang my recently divorced clients.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
"What, me worry?"
March 28th, 2015 at 12:58:12 PM
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Quote: MrVLawyers do it in their briefs.
Is that a confession, counselor?
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
March 28th, 2015 at 12:59:23 PM
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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and he was on her and off her all night.
"What, me worry?"
March 28th, 2015 at 12:59:28 PM
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Back and forth, back and forth for Ace. I have
a bad feeling it's going to get worse before it gets
better.
a bad feeling it's going to get worse before it gets
better.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
March 28th, 2015 at 1:08:55 PM
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Quote: aceofspadesI am celibate/abstinent so that is not going to happen
I hope I'm not out of line but I have to ask since you've mentioned it at least four times. Is there a story brewing here? I hope I'm reading this right in thinking that you want to be asked about this. Is this something you'd like to share? Did you have a scare or a near miss?
Ace, you are one of our most interesting posters. You could write about paint drying and make it fun. What say you on this subject?
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
March 28th, 2015 at 1:12:32 PM
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Quote: rdw4potusIs that a confession, counselor?
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JOGGERS do it on the run.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.
NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
NURSES call the shots.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
RUNNERS get into more pants.
SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS use their heads.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.
ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.
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