MrV
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March 17th, 2015 at 5:08:00 PM permalink
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I already Talked to my attorney and he agreed to hold/escrowed my $400.00 and yours. AoS will have the cash---I Already said that.



Uh oh: trouble with the missus?

Ace, aka "my attorney" flenses and debones orcas in divorce court.
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March 17th, 2015 at 5:21:37 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

Uh oh: trouble with the missus?

Ace, aka "my attorney" flenses and debones orcas in divorce court.





Now there's a testimonial!
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March 17th, 2015 at 5:36:06 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Now there's a testimonial!



No problems whatsoever. Only trouble is, too much work! Short handed by a couple guys now. Weather is better and numerous job sites have to get regulatory closure. Trying to get caught up by next week.
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March 17th, 2015 at 6:05:32 PM permalink
A "good show" deserves a good audience.

Why not consider doing the monkey monkey bet immediately after the WoVCon shindig on Sat May 16th?
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sc15
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March 17th, 2015 at 6:25:31 PM permalink
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So the original deal was 2 out of 2 monkeys, right? So two consecutive 10s or face cards (I'm assuming when the side he's on is winning, and 2 0s will maintain that result). If I'm doing my math right...assuming infinite deck since it's 8 decks and just to make it easier:
16 monkeys in a deck, so 16/52 chance to get one...0.307692308

0.307692308*0.307692308 = .094674556

Yep looks like about a 90% shot for the monkey-opposer. I would do this for cash all day long, but I don't want to bow to the monkey if he pulls it off.

Also, it would be pretty easy to count down the face cards in a shoe, although with a 10% chance off the top, it would take a LOT of non-face cards to turn this one around. I'm not going to do the math on how many, but it would be pretty rare I'm guessing.



It's obvious what his intention here is, and why he's only willing to put $400 on the line when he's betting thousands per hand at baccarat. He's hoping he lucks out and hits that 9.5% chance so he can come on here and say his thing works.

If he REALLY believed it worked he would put any amount of money down for it.

Either way, I'm sure $400 for him is worth the entertainment value alone, so have at it!
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March 18th, 2015 at 4:42:02 AM permalink
Axelwolf has gotten $400 to me for the purposes of this bet in the event specific terms are agreed upon.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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March 18th, 2015 at 5:17:25 AM permalink
Very very simple, I never changed it except went from a $400 dinner anywhere (non comp) dinner in Vegas (I pay the bill) to cash. The rest is the same as the quote below. Only the math-a-lites changed it up several times. That is the wager, plain and simple. Done with this math stuff at a game that is random with patterns and trends and a touch of luck. LOL to the max.
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March 18th, 2015 at 5:21:39 AM permalink
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The very next card. In any scenario 4 cards will already be out, the players will need a card and the banker might also. The card I need my little monkey's power for might be for us or for the other side. Yes and two instances. Two separate wagers. Could be the same shoe or different shoes. Same night. 1 night. Also in baccarat a 10-pip card is also considered a monkey, btw.



On 2 separate wagers the monkey will assist to pull a 'monkey' card (any face or pip 10). When both times a monkey card comes out because of my little monkey guy, I prevail. If for some strange unknown flaw or reason he doesn't perform, you prevail. Period.

Double the check the math on that one, use your calculator, fingers or toes. That is the wager. Period. Done. FINAL. If I could say it in trig, calculus or anything else I would.
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March 18th, 2015 at 5:23:19 AM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

On 2 separate wagers the monkey will assist to pull a 'monkey' card (any face or pip 10). When both times a monkey card comes out because of my little monkey guy, I prevail. If for some strange unknown flaw or reason he doesn't perform, you prevail. Period.



That's an odd way of looking at it.



Edit: If my math [that I did in my head kind of] is correct, it'd show that a SINGLE bet if at least 1 of 2 cards is a Ten....let's assume 1/3 of the cards are Tens (it's really 30.xx%). I do believe, after re-reading Bac79's post, this is what his bet is. [Well, he's betting that it'll happen TWICE, not just ONCE, ie: he can do it for 2 separate hands, not just a single hand]. But for a single hand, the possible ways are something like:

00
00
01
00
00
01
10
10
11

A '0' is a non-Ten where a '1' is a Ten. There are 4 ways to make no tens and 5 ways to have at least 1 Ten.

It's just like doing a Heads/Tails thing. You can do HH, HT, TH, TT. But in this case, you have 0 [non-ten] and 1 [Ten]. Since there are two 0's (66% of the cards) and one 1's (33% of the cards), you get the previous combinations [00,00,01, 00,00,01, 10,10,11].


So, it looks like (if there were 33% tens), Bac79 would have a 5/9 chance of success on a given hand of pulling at least 1 Ten.

But since the bet happens twice, we now have to figure out EITHER the chance Bac79 wins both or loses at least one. His chance of winning one hand is 5/9 = 55.55%. His chance of winning both hands is 0.5555^2 = 30.8%.

So really, it looks like Bac79 has about a 30% chance of success. Well, actually, it's a bit lower than that, since there aren't 33% tens in a shoe, there are 30.769% tens in a shoe.


But my math could be a little shaky, especially on this kinda stuff. Never been too good at statistics. :(
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March 18th, 2015 at 5:42:55 AM permalink
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Very very simple, I never changed it except went from a $400 dinner anywhere (non comp) dinner in Vegas (I pay the bill) to cash. The rest is the same as the quote below. Only the math-a-lites changed it up several times. That is the wager, plain and simple. Done with this math stuff at a game that is random with patterns and trends and a touch of luck. LOL to the max.

So the bet is for cash right?

If you win, Ill gladly pay $400 in dinner if you prefer that over cash.

FYI assuming this bet actually takes place and I have action, Ill share.
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March 18th, 2015 at 7:42:53 AM permalink
Quote: sc15

It's obvious what his intention here is, and why he's only willing to put $400 on the line when he's betting thousands per hand at baccarat. He's hoping he lucks out and hits that 9.5% chance so he can come on here and say his thing works.

If he REALLY believed it worked he would put any amount of money down for it.

Either way, I'm sure $400 for him is worth the entertainment value alone, so have at it!


Agreed.
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March 18th, 2015 at 8:59:55 AM permalink
Could it be so??? Sure it wont matter to you guys, maybe one form the gold one and one from the newest addition to our family, borrowed from my son. I asked him the other day if his Vegas monkey was a lucky monkey. He said, yes!

http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah247/glenbac08/PART_1425258727499201_zpse5so9iuy.jpg
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March 18th, 2015 at 9:40:53 AM permalink
It is a simple wager. I have accepted the wager. Let me know where to meet up and when. I need to see this monkey in action.
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March 18th, 2015 at 9:42:53 AM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

On 2 separate wagers the monkey will assist to pull a 'monkey' card (any face or pip 10). When both times a monkey card comes out because of my little monkey guy, I prevail. If for some strange unknown flaw or reason he doesn't perform, you prevail. Period.

Double the check the math on that one, use your calculator, fingers or toes. That is the wager. Period. Done. FINAL. If I could say it in trig, calculus or anything else I would.

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March 18th, 2015 at 9:46:16 AM permalink
Do you still take action Bacc? I take it that everybody agrees with Mission holding the money?

To cut through the crap: Two times during a game of Baccarat you will announce that the next card out of the shoe is gonna be a 10 / 0 value. You must be correct both times to win. Otherwise you lose. The bet is even money. How many shoes maximum until you must have made both predicitions? I suggest three.

Cash only. How much more action will you take?
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March 18th, 2015 at 9:46:35 AM permalink
Tropicana when I am there, the date is posted in trip reports. Might have been deleted but there are several that quote me all the time, so I wager the original is there. This time very doubtful I take the time to take pics and post them. Last time wasn't appreciated, just got blasted. Maybe......nah that's okay.
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March 18th, 2015 at 12:04:14 PM permalink
I didn't catch if you ever said you'd be willing to come to the WOV Spring Fling? May 16th a bunch of members are meeting up in Vegas, many will be there days before or after. I will be there, and would love to make as many wagers against your monkey as I can. Pun intended.
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March 18th, 2015 at 12:16:11 PM permalink
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I didn't catch if you ever said you'd be willing to come to the WOV Spring Fling? May 16th a bunch of members are meeting up in Vegas, many will be there days before or after. I will be there, and would love to make as many wagers against your monkey as I can. Pun intended.



First of all, I seriously doubt with the way the top 6 that appear to rule and run the board (and the majority of the rest of you are absolutely 100% math-smart, math knowledgeable and extremely intelligent with the mathematics of the game [no pun intended]) would welcome me....so thanks but not going to alter or add another trip to walk in a place with a sign on me saying 'kick me--kick me', aint that dumb!!!!.....

Second of all, there is no way I could turn back around a couple weeks later and make another trip to Vegas. I don't gamble for a living like the majority on this board. Sorry.

Now, go ahead and turn all that around guys and tell me how I don't have the guts to face you, etc.
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March 18th, 2015 at 12:16:39 PM permalink
Oh, too bad you won't be in Las Vegas that Saturday.

I hope you understand that my comments are directed at your message, not at you personally.

You coming to this board with your "monkey monkey" mantra is like a guy walking into a place kicking convention wearing a "kick me" sign.

In the end I hope we can all have fun, and maybe learn something.
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March 18th, 2015 at 12:42:47 PM permalink
I don't think most people here gamble for a living. I think most people here enjoy gambling, and get a thrill from it, and i am sure some do play +EV games for the majority of their income, but by no means do the vast majority gamble for their living
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March 18th, 2015 at 12:44:43 PM permalink
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Do you still take action Bacc? I take it that everybody agrees with Mission holding the money?

To cut through the crap: Two times during a game of Baccarat you will announce that the next card out of the shoe is gonna be a 10 / 0 value. You must be correct both times to win. Otherwise you lose. The bet is even money. How many shoes maximum until you must have made both predicitions? I suggest three.

Cash only. How much more action will you take?



Bacc are you ok with my terms? How much action can you give on top on the $ 400 with Axelwolf?
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March 18th, 2015 at 12:57:58 PM permalink
Axelwolf, and Maxpen is what it looks like.

If I win, I will give it to my favorite charity "Shriners Hospitals for Children" or "Make-A-Wish", either one. Be glad to post receipts.
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:01:36 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Axelwolf, and Maxpen is what it looks like.

If I win, I will give it to my favorite charity "Shriners Hospitals for Children" or "Make-A-Wish", either one. Be glad to post receipts.



So no more action?
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:08:01 PM permalink
Those 2 are fine.
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:08:04 PM permalink
Deleted, repeat post.
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:10:06 PM permalink
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First of all, I seriously doubt with the way the top 6 that appear to rule and run the board (and the majority of the rest of you are absolutely 100% math-smart, math knowledgeable and extremely intelligent with the mathematics of the game [no pun intended]) would welcome me....so thanks but not going to alter or add another trip to walk in a place with a sign on me saying 'kick me--kick me', aint that dumb!!!!.....

Second of all, there is no way I could turn back around a couple weeks later and make another trip to Vegas. I don't gamble for a living like the majority on this board. Sorry.

Now, go ahead and turn all that around guys and tell me how I don't have the guts to face you, etc.

Tropicana when I am there, the date is posted in trip reports. Might have been deleted but there are several that quote me all the time, so I wager the original is there. This time very doubtful I take the time to take pics and post them. Last time wasn't appreciated, just got blasted. Maybe......nah that's okay.

Baccaratfrom79 you're starting to sound like a teenage girl, nobody likes me, i'm not wanted, i'm not appreciated .

COME ON GROW SOME THICK SKIN. People are heckling you about the monkey and various other small aspects.

I'm fairly certain you wouldn't be unwelcome at WOV that's just ridiculous..
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:16:02 PM permalink
Simply wouldn't fit in with a bunch of professors and math genus's....I agree and praise you I get berated again???
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:18:15 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Simply wouldn't fit in with a bunch of professors and math genus's....I agree and praise you I get berated again???



You only get berated because of threads like this, in which you're pushing something that even someone with little knowledge of math knows is false.

If you had an object that could influence the outcome of the game the casino wouldn't allow you to have it.
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:18:42 PM permalink
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[heckling you about the monkey..

He is not made up, proved that by his picture. Could understand if it was a story and a fictional character, but he is really existent.
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:40:55 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Quote: AxelWolf

[heckling you about the monkey..

He is not made up, proved that by his picture. Could understand if it was a story and a fictional character, but he is really existent.



B79 would be fine at the WOV get togethers, I am sure.

B79, you were a favorite poster on another board...don't let them chase you away...they aren't that bad! Heck, some on the board even believe in stranger things than a magical monkey...like Dice Control!!
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:46:19 PM permalink
I cannot wait until the end of April in vegas!!!
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:50:29 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

I cannot wait until the end of April in vegas!!!



I don't say this to many, but you can pet the monkey [Note=I didn't say my monkey, I said, 'the monkey']....

That little guy has whatever magical powers he has, got the shoe to produce what we needed. This is a fact, as hard as it is to believe but 100% true.
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March 18th, 2015 at 1:51:36 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

I don't say this to many, but you can pet the monkey [Note=I didn't say my monkey, I said, 'the monkey']....

That little guy has whatever magical powers he has, got the shoe to produce what we needed. This is a fact, as hard as it is to believe but 100% true.



Sure, that's why you won't bet 100K on it.
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:04:06 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Quote: AxelWolf

[heckling you about the monkey..

He is not made up, proved that by his picture. Could understand if it was a story and a fictional character, but he is really existent.

Who said he was made up? Seriously you need to go back and re read your posts. You are going from a seemingly level headed guy to someone who sounds crazy talking all kinds of superstitious mumbo jumbo. Are you trying to sabotage the bet or something? If not, don't turn this all dark or some pitty party.

WOV is not just made up with maths geniuses and professors, I'm certainly neither and many others are not. I just use logic and avoid superstitious beliefs excuse us/me if we are not all sporting lucky monkeys at the baccarat table and doubling down hard 14 Vs the dealers 6 (or whatever you encouraged AOS to do)

I'm not saying this just to encourage you because your a big boy( Maybe ). I'm saying that so your misconception and comments don't discourage others.
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:08:11 PM permalink
Mr Bac79.... If you are in town Wednesday March 25- Sunday March 29 I would love to make the bet with you. I have a long history of paying off bets to other forum members larger than the $400, and both BeachBumBabs and the Wizard can vouch for me. I will trust you and will not need you to escrow anything. If you can be in Vegas any of those days I am up for the bet.
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:10:07 PM permalink
Quote: RonC

Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Quote: AxelWolf

[heckling you about the monkey..

He is not made up, proved that by his picture. Could understand if it was a story and a fictional character, but he is really existent.



B79 would be fine at the WOV get togethers, I am sure.

B79, you were a favorite poster on another board...don't let them chase you away...they aren't that bad! Heck, some on the board even believe in stranger things than a magical monkey...like Dice Control!!



Or advantage play.
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:12:37 PM permalink
I work, I own a business, I can't fly out at whim. If the Ewing Brothers needed me to do a huge spill cleanup on I-15 I would, doubt if that is going to happen, LOL. I just went to Vegas a 2 and a half weeks ago. Properly should go as early as end of April but we already made plans. It's more like every 3 or 4 months, but Vegas was so crowded and the play was not really there with Asian New Years and we had sitter problems with the little baby. So, that why the trip came about so quick in April.
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:14:35 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

Quote: RonC

Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Quote: AxelWolf

[heckling you about the monkey..

He is not made up, proved that by his picture. Could understand if it was a story and a fictional character, but he is really existent.



B79 would be fine at the WOV get togethers, I am sure.

B79, you were a favorite poster on another board...don't let them chase you away...they aren't that bad! Heck, some on the board even believe in stranger things than a magical monkey...like Dice Control!!



Or advantage play.



Like card counting? LULz everyone knows you can't card-count nowadays with those 6 deck shoes - that's like 400 cards!
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:16:12 PM permalink
Quote: RonC

Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Quote: AxelWolf Heck, some on the board even believe in stranger things than a magical monkey...like Dice Control!![/q



They believe in the numbers coming from the calculator and over the course of a million shoes or so.

Bac79=Hazardous Material and Chemical person correcting other's mistakes. Non AP'er, I can't count cards, low intelligence. Sprinkles magical dust on the cards. Has a lucky monkey. Baby also has a green one. Sum it up: "It's okay just blame me, it's all my fault"! ( No one believes me--so I chose to stop posting)
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:16:35 PM permalink
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Simply wouldn't fit in with a bunch of professors and math genus's....I agree and praise you I get berated again???


Go look at the previous WOV meetups. It's centralized around gambling, but even I can tell (not having been to one yet) that it's not just a bunch of professors and AP's alone. As far as I can tell there are plenty of non-AP fun gambling enthusiasts, which you would fit in perfectly.

The point of the meetups are to get together with people whom share a passion for something you too share a passion for. There you can exchange experiences, ideas, and learn from one another about your common interest. I highly doubt there would be "kicking" (physical or verbal) of anyone whom attends the event. If you can't make it, then oh well, maybe another time... but please don't paint a picture of math professors bashing people as the face of either the forums or events.
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:25:28 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Axelwolf, and Maxpen is what it looks like.

If I win, I will give it to my favorite charity "Shriners Hospitals for Children" or "Make-A-Wish", either one. Be glad to post receipts.



Just replying to confirm that I have booked your wager. Whenever you're in town is fine with me. Looking forward to it.
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March 18th, 2015 at 2:42:13 PM permalink
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Mr Bac79.... If you are in town Wednesday March 25- Sunday March 29 I would love to make the bet with you. I have a long history of paying off bets to other forum members larger than the $400, and both BeachBumBabs and the Wizard can vouch for me. I will trust you and will not need you to escrow anything. If you can be in Vegas any of those days I am up for the bet.

Didn't you yell at me for butting in on your bet?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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March 18th, 2015 at 4:09:19 PM permalink
Quote: Baccaratfrom79

Simply wouldn't fit in with a bunch of professors and math genus's....



+1

They'd tear you to shreds if, over cocktails, you started yakking about your magic monkey.

Fortunately, most of the attendees I've met at prior WoVCons are NOT profs or math geniuses; they're a fairly wide cross section of folks from all walks of life, actually, who get together for a bit of comraderie.

I'm certainly no math genius (although my SAT was 9 points higher on math than verbal).

Cool if you make it, cool if you don't.
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March 18th, 2015 at 6:54:17 PM permalink
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Cool if you make it, cool if you don't.

He already knew he couldn't make it, personally I think if WOVCON fell within the time of his trip he would be there with monkey bells on. He's just trying to make us feel bad for ragging on him.

I don't think he will ever live this monkey business down.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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March 18th, 2015 at 7:36:20 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

He already knew he couldn't make it, personally I think if WOVCON fell within the time of his trip he would be there with monkey bells on. He's just trying to make us feel bad for ragging on him.

I don't think he will ever live this monkey business down.



There IS a 9.5% chance he wins the wager..

It's like splitting aces and getting tens on both..
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March 18th, 2015 at 8:09:26 PM permalink
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There IS a 9.5% chance he wins the wager..

It's like splitting aces and getting tens on both..



His post on the top of the second page of this thread (or the other one, can't remember which thread).....he said he needs to pull 1 ten for either of the 2 cards. At least that's how I interpreted it. Still rather ambiguous as to what is actually required to happen to win/lose the wager.
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March 18th, 2015 at 8:15:05 PM permalink
Quote: sc15

There IS a 9.5% chance he wins the wager..

It's like splitting aces and getting tens on both..

Well I'm in if that's the case as long as no tricks are involved (no weasel clause )It looks like me and Max have action so far, if RS and Mike wants some that's cool Ill be willing to spread the action hopefully max will not be greedy and do the same.

Maybe Bac7 will give his monkey a double or nothing opportunity either way.

If he decides to up the bet to an amount that interests me, Ill bow to the monkey if I lose.

If I happen to be out of town and someone I trust is available, Ill still take the bet.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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March 18th, 2015 at 8:24:05 PM permalink
Quote: RS

His post on the top of the second page of this thread (or the other one, can't remember which thread).....he said he needs to pull 1 ten for either of the 2 cards. At least that's how I interpreted it. Still rather ambiguous as to what is actually required to happen to win/lose the wager.



It's not ambiguous at all if you have ever played baccarat.

Player gets 2 cards
Banker gets 2 cards

During the reveal of the player cards, if the first card is a good card, like an 8 or 9, then B79 MAY decide to employ his monkey to help reveal the second card to be a '0'.

Alternatively, B79 may decide to use the monkey during the dealer's reveal, to ensure a '0' is the second card revealed.

Finally, when either the player or the banker are getting a third card, B7 MAY decide to use the monkey to ensure a 'o' card is the 3rd card dealt. B79 would use the monkey to ensure a '0' card comes up so that his bet will win, be it a Player bet or a Banker bet.

B79 will use his monkey on 2 separate occasions during the session. If a '0' card is turned up on each occasion, B79 wins. If a non '0' card is turned up on either occasion, then B79 loses.

How is this ambiguous?
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March 18th, 2015 at 8:29:58 PM permalink
Quote: sc15

There IS a 9.5% chance he wins the wager..

It's like splitting aces and getting tens on both..

I assume any card counting or tracking isn't allowed. because the point of the bet is to prove the magic monkey works.

I assume there's a time or shoe limit as well.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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March 18th, 2015 at 8:31:39 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I assume any card counting or tracking isn't allowed. because the point of the bet is to prove the magic monkey works.

I assume there's a time or shoe limit as well.



Presumably this will happen over 1 play session (a few hours).

And card counting/tracking isn't going to be helpful for B79, because the odds of him ever becoming a favorite on the bet is basically 0.
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