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Buzzard
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October 22nd, 2013 at 3:47:16 PM permalink
" My average profit per shoe is just under ten units, gross profits. "

And yet you do not list owning a casino in your portfolio ?

Time to raise your unit amount, I dare say.
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egalite
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October 22nd, 2013 at 4:15:40 PM permalink
Quote: soxfan

I play bac, fulltime, five days per week, 48 weeks per year, and the income I derive from bac is my only form of active income. But, in a year's worth of fulltime play I only buck up against about 36000 decisions. A mathite once told me the "long run" is about ten million decisons, so I just need to play bac fulltime for about 300 more years before the "long run" catches up to me, hey hey.

Another "Walter Mitty" pollutes the WOV, deluded clown and friend of GR8, another world beater at the Baccarat tables, because everything posted on the internet is true.

Really funny that a genetic deficient who claims to play five days per week, couldn't ever post a single shoe, trip report or give any indication that they even ventured within 5 miles of any casino when begrudgingly they had access to my forum, alas all members ever got was the mind numbing retarded "hey hey" from a 60+ two sticks short of a pole deluded housebound geriatric. .

Already the limp wrist excuses are enumerating from the furniture seller, how the heck would GR8 ever play a shoe, when over the years he has never even posted a single shoe despite the many requests.

As with some comment above, when you are good, you don't work for a grand per week, when you can rake a grand per day from the tables, unlike the vast amount of hot air that unfortunately is getting blown around this forum, I do play professionally, I don't hide behind a computer screen. I'm spanking Adelaide until the end of the month, then hitting Jupiters on the Gold Coast.
Beethoven9th
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October 22nd, 2013 at 4:26:22 PM permalink
Quote: gr8player

You, my friend, are an idiot.

I'm still devastated that the world's foremost expert on everything baccarat called me an "idiot". Why are you "allowed your 'free reigns' to post whatever you please", teacher??


Quote: egalite

Really funny that a genetic deficient who claims to play five days per week, couldn't ever post a single shoe, trip report or give any indication that they even ventured within 5 miles of any casino when begrudgingly they had access to my forum, alas all members ever got was the mind numbing retarded "hey hey" from a 60+ two sticks short of a pole deluded housebound geriatric.

Doesn't gr8player play bac with a partner? I thought he had said that in the past somewhere on GG.

There was another bac guy here who also said that he plays with a partner. Wonder if he knows gr8?
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Beethoven9th
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October 22nd, 2013 at 4:39:33 PM permalink
Which is a better title: "Desperately Seeking Baccarat" or "Desperately Seeking Attention"?
Fighting BS one post at a time!
rob45
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October 22nd, 2013 at 4:45:37 PM permalink
Quote: gr8player

Is there, seriously, anyone that really plays in a real casino, with their real money?


You've asked this previously, and we've answered previously.

Yes! I seriously, really do play in a real casino! Many casinos!
Unfortunately, I am not allowed to play with real money, as the casinos I frequent force me to play with these little composite disks they call "cheques".



One time, during a night out with some particularly well-heeled associates, I noticed that the casino gave them these little rectangle thingies that were called "plaques". I was extremely envious, as I was forced to play with my little round cheques at a different table. Furthermore, it irritated me that I paid cash for my little round cheques, and they got their rectangle thingies by signing a piece of paper!

At least I was in the same room, and I got to experience the same tension in the air that my associates were surely feeling.

I was worried about not playing with real money, and was beginning to believe that I had fallen into that age-old trap of plunking down hard-earned cash for some worthless objects; however, the casino assured me that I could exchange my cheques for real money whenever I was done playing.

The table on which I was playing had three dealers, and I was absolutely bewildered by their reaction whenever, upon the doubling of my amount of cheques, I gave them one of my seemingly worthless little round cheques. They treated the thing as if it were real money!

Lo and behold, whenever I was done playing, the dealer on my side of the table instructed me to see this lady called a cashier, and I could get real money for my cheques. He didn't lie! She gave me real money!
soxfan
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October 22nd, 2013 at 5:11:09 PM permalink
Quote: egalite

Another "Walter Mitty" pollutes the WOV, deluded clown and friend of GR8, another world beater at the Baccarat tables, because everything posted on the internet is true.

Really funny that a genetic deficient who claims to play five days per week, couldn't ever post a single shoe, trip report or give any indication that they even ventured within 5 miles of any casino when begrudgingly they had access to my forum, alas all members ever got was the mind numbing retarded "hey hey" from a 60+ two sticks short of a pole deluded housebound geriatric. .

Already the limp wrist excuses are enumerating from the furniture seller, how the heck would GR8 ever play a shoe, when over the years he has never even posted a single shoe despite the many requests.

As with some comment above, when you are good, you don't work for a grand per week, when you can rake a grand per day from the tables, unlike the vast amount of hot air that unfortunately is getting blown around this forum, I do play professionally, I don't hide behind a computer screen hiding, I'm spanking Adelaide until the end of the month, then hitting Jupiters on the Gold Coast.



And right on time, john-O the clown chimes in. Your forum was a joke, just like you. Previously you didn't even have the bottle to use a short leash marty and now yer makin 2500$ bets? And how is that super "safe" labby workin out for ya, the one that cost you a 230+ units downdraw? Yer so full of shit, you should be writing obongo's speeches, hey hey.
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EvenBob
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October 22nd, 2013 at 7:19:38 PM permalink
Congrats to GR8, he just got whacked for 14 days
for calling Beethoven a bad name. Time for him and
Gr8Varmenti to relax.

http://wizardofvegas.com/forum/info/rules/5288-suspension-list/
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mickeycrimm
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October 23rd, 2013 at 12:01:34 AM permalink
Jackshit. C'mon out and live in the real world. Put your argument to the real test. Give up your day job. C'mon out asshole. Don't talk about it. Do it!!!!! Get off your lazy ass. Prove it for the humans beings. You candy asses talk a good game, but do you have game? Git your punk ass out here, Gr8. Get your punk ass out here, vermanti. You two punks are hiding behind your jobs. C'mon out and play, bitches. You two little assholes ain't nothing but jerkoffs. Put it up bitches. Quit your jobs and git out here and do it, jerkoffs.
"Quit trying your luck and start trying your skill." Mickey Crimm
mickeycrimm
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October 23rd, 2013 at 12:09:52 AM permalink
Gr8, if you don't quit your job and back up what the hell you say, then you are a goddam coward.
"Quit trying your luck and start trying your skill." Mickey Crimm
mickeycrimm
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October 23rd, 2013 at 12:30:39 AM permalink
Quote: gr8player

Good job, teddys!

But still, my friend, not perfect:

It'd work much better if you see two red Jacks before betting....
....or, wait, that might be.....it'd work better if you took two shots of Jack before betting.....sorry, but I'm sure it's one or the other.

Hope that helps.....



Gr8, while you are sucking your employer's dick, tell him how much you love sucking his dick.
"Quit trying your luck and start trying your skill." Mickey Crimm

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