Ayecarumba
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January 25th, 2016 at 10:30:25 AM permalink
Swami Says... post your Super Bowl post-game headline here. The only catch is that it has to be posted prior to kick off.


"Panthers Hold Off Broncos Fourth Quarter Comeback for 27-24 Win"
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DRich
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January 25th, 2016 at 10:35:43 AM permalink
After the Superbowl victory Peyton Manning announces he will play for 10 more years.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
HowMany
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January 25th, 2016 at 10:38:45 AM permalink
Denver wins 4-2 in overtime.

Three safeties AND overtime.

Wizard commits suicide Sunday evening.
ukaserex
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January 25th, 2016 at 11:06:17 AM permalink
Cam Newton goes back to school, learning patience pays off from Peyton Manning. Broncos win 22 - 17.
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odiousgambit
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January 25th, 2016 at 11:13:44 AM permalink
Another Peyton Manning Super Bowl Meltdown, Panthers 35, Broncos 17
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!”   She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
ThatDonGuy
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January 25th, 2016 at 12:10:51 PM permalink
Coach blames poor field condition for loss

Actually, that's the sub-headline, right below:
Manning wins another rain-soaked Super Bowl
beachbumbabs
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January 25th, 2016 at 12:52:35 PM permalink
Cats Buck Broncos 23-18 in a Triumph of Youth Over Experience: Safeties Continue to Haunt Manning.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
Gabes22
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January 25th, 2016 at 12:58:57 PM permalink
Cam Newton wins First Super Bowl. Gives Peyton Manning laptop as consolation
Last edited by: Gabes22 on Jan 25, 2016
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
BasesLoaded
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January 25th, 2016 at 1:11:37 PM permalink
"Peyton's 2 dozen product endorsements, beats Cam's 20"

(football game was also played)
Johnzimbo
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January 25th, 2016 at 3:41:48 PM permalink
Sung to the Nationwide jingle tone-

"Manning falls apart again"
MidwestAP
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January 25th, 2016 at 3:49:02 PM permalink
Quote: Johnzimbo

Sung to the Nationwide jingle tone-

"Manning falls apart again"



Well done!
RS
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January 25th, 2016 at 4:29:57 PM permalink
"Budweiser spends more on commercials than sales come game day"

"Santa Clara concert: Nip Slip on Stage"

"Doritos: Poll shows no one thinks their commercials are funny"

"Super Bowl 50 shades of Cam Newton"

"Players on strike - head coaches box for victory"

"Panthers--worst team to win super bowl"
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January 25th, 2016 at 4:31:59 PM permalink
Safety takes the game into overtime.
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Wizard
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January 25th, 2016 at 4:38:11 PM permalink
Quote: HowMany

Denver wins 4-2 in overtime.

Three safeties AND overtime.

Wizard commits suicide Sunday evening.



You forgot the two-point conversion and three-point margin of victory.

My prediction and hope: Panthers win 24-17 in a boring uneventful game.
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Rigondeaux
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January 25th, 2016 at 8:04:08 PM permalink
Quote: Johnzimbo

Sung to the Nationwide jingle tone-

"Manning falls apart again"



Hahaha
TwoFeathersATL
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January 25th, 2016 at 8:12:48 PM permalink
Dup post, blame it on Axel
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
TwoFeathersATL
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January 25th, 2016 at 8:25:51 PM permalink
""Falcons were doomed once Cam landed in our division"

OK, "Falcons still doomed......."
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
standbymyman
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January 26th, 2016 at 9:39:00 AM permalink
Belichick sneaks his Patriots into the Super Bowl by sabotaging the Broncos bus, but to no avail as Cam can 27-16.
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