FinsRule
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July 19th, 2014 at 6:20:19 AM permalink
If anyone wants to watch a horse race they have never seen before, then check out the 7th at Canterbury today. 20 horses racing - 12 on the turf, 8 on dirt - AT THE SAME TIME. The dirt horses are going 1 mile, the turf horses are going 1 1/16 miles. How to bet this race - no idea. But it'll sure be fun to watch.

I feel extremely bad for the race caller.

1 1 Gentle as a Breeze (FL) 4/G BL $7,500 J Shepherd 123 M A Silva 10/1
2 2 Hurricane Houston (KY) 6/G BL $7,500 W O Dieguez 119 B Porter 20/1
3 3 Porfido (CHI) 12/H BL $7,500 C A Ordaz 119 D L McFarlane 12/1
4 4 Where's the Remote (CA) 8/G BL $7,500 J Carreno 119 R Diodoro 15/1
5 5 Seven Tuff (OR) 7/G BL $7,500 Q Hamilton 119 J C Robertson 20/1
6 6 Little Wagon (KY) 11/G BL $7,500 L Keith 119 R Oberlander 15/1
7 7 Tragic Magic (KY) 6/G BL $7,500 D Velazquez 119 R R Scherer 20/1
8 8 Saturday in May (KY) 7/G BL $7,500 D P Butler 119 B B Rhone 12/1
9 9 Threefiftysevenmag (KY) 5/G BL $7,500 I Hernandez 119 J Berndt 15/1
10 10 Oughterson (KY) 6/G BL $7,500 R Eikleberry 119 M E Biehler 15/1
11 11 Saratoga Boot (AR) 7/G BL $7,500 E Martin, Jr. 121 M Chambers 6/1
12 12 Our Family Affair (MN) 7/G BL $12,500 M Swiontek 1145 D Oliver 20/1

Also Eligibles:
13 13 Heartland Flyer (OK) (MTO) 4/G BL $5,000 N G Goodwin 123 T Shaw 20/1
14 14 Ivory Fudge (KY) (MTO) 7/G BL $5,000 S A Stevens 123 R Diodoro 15/1
15 15 Joshua's Journey (KY) (MTO) 6/G BL $5,000 A Canchari 123 V Lund 8/1
16 16 Miles Heir (FL) (MTO) 7/H BL $5,000 J G Rivera 123 L Litfin 20/1
17 17 Setnmupknocknmdown (KY) (MTO) 5/G BL $5,000 J L Olesiak 123 L D Donlin 10/1
18 18 Super Candy (FL) (MTO) 5/G BL $5,000 M Escobar 123 M Chambers 15/1
19 19 Titian (CA) (MTO) 6/G BL $5,000 E Lopez 123 P Hartman 10/1
20 20 George Ray (KY) (MTO) 10/G BL $5,000 S B Martinez 123 T P Padilla 12/1
DrawingDead
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July 19th, 2014 at 7:22:24 AM permalink
Yikes, and egads. Never have even looked at Canterbury, but will probably watch this insanity. Better than holding "wiener-dog race" promotions. I think.

I'll take one from column A: Threefiftysevenmag...
and one from column B: Setnmupknocknmdown...
Quote: FinsRule

I feel extremely bad for the race caller.

...just to cause maximum torment for the dude with the microphone up in the booth trying to spit out everything.

I thought Canterbury was probably a bullring? Guess not, if they have a turf course.
Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
FinsRule
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July 19th, 2014 at 7:34:00 AM permalink
They're doing wiener dog races today too. And camels, ostriches and zebras. But you can't bet on those.
Johnzimbo
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July 19th, 2014 at 8:06:10 AM permalink
I was in Vegas about ten years ago at a race book and another track (maybe Tampa Bay Downs...nut sure) did something similar. They had a mile dirt race and amile turf race go off at the same time, maybe 8 horses each. IIRC, the dirt horses were even #'s and turf were odd #'s. The turf course was faster than the dirt course and the top four finishers were all on the turf course.
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July 19th, 2014 at 10:49:11 PM permalink
Awww shucks, my attention got diverted into other races in other places, and I missed the whole zoo. I trust they were able to keep the contestants from eating each other in front of the kids while trying to herd the safari in the general direction of a finish line. I'd be a bit richer tonight if I'd just settled in to watch the ostriches do whatever it is that ostriches do.
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They're doing wiener dog races today too. And camels, ostriches and zebras. But you can't bet on those.

Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
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