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Nathan
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September 9th, 2017 at 2:16:09 PM permalink
Calder Casino. A+ has lots of games other casinos I frequent don't have such as Where's The Gold, 50 Dragons, Outback Jack. Fun place. Got $100 in free play as brand new member.

Casino Miami. B. Fun place, but freeplay is ATROCIOUS. $3 for the week for me, but they accidentally gave me $21 a week at one time. They did give me $50 as a brand new member, so that was great!

Dania Jai Alai. D! WORST casino I've been in my life! I got 0 free play for being a brand new member when someone else got $25! Boo! The machines I played on ate my bankroll. One plus is they have a fun looking game called Geisha.l that I haven't seen anywhere else.

Gulfstream Park. B. My go to local that I find fun but I do lose a lot of money. They did give me $35 every week and then $30, so I can't be mad at them. ;)

Hard Rock Casino Quartet. Classic, Creek, Cocunut Grove, Hollywood. C The games were fun but too out of my way for my taste. Plus they only offer a $10 reimbursement that they MAIL to you as a brand new member. GET OUT OF HERE!

Hialeah Park. B. Fun place but I lost a lot of money here. They do offer free play every Thursday and you only have to play a coin in of $5, so not too bad.

Immokalee. N/A Never been here.

Isle Pompano. B. Too far for my tastes but I did have a lot of fun here. Lots of wonderful games to choose from such as Flame Of The Olympus which I have never found anywhere else. Stingy free play for new member. Only $5

Mardi Gras Casino. A+ Just about a few minutes away from my go to local Gulfstream. Full of MOST of Everygame that ever existed. Good playtime!

Magic City Casino. B. A bit far for my tastes but tge game selection is wonderful. Has one of my very lived games, Mystical Princess. Fun playtime.

Miccousoukee. N/A Never been there as it is WAY TOO FAR FOR ME. And it would cost me roughly $200 for a taxi ride to and from. Heard good payout stories from this place and they give $25 so in theory it seems like an A casino.

So, grade your local and next county casinos. :D
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billryan
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September 9th, 2017 at 6:13:38 PM permalink
Seeing how half of them are about to be hit by a hurricane, it might not be the best time to be rating them, no?
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
FinsRule
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September 9th, 2017 at 9:29:48 PM permalink
Illinois Casinos - D+
Horseshoe - A-
Ibeatyouraces
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September 9th, 2017 at 11:04:09 PM permalink
Quote: FinsRule

Illinois Casinos - D+
Horseshoe - A-


Neighborhood around Horseshoe - Z-
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
FleaStiff
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September 10th, 2017 at 7:43:28 AM permalink
Immokalee
Beverage policies ruin the experience.
Hot chocolate is HOT.... even if gambling most drinks are PAY the waitress.

Blackjack 6:5 are crowded, 3:2 are high minimums. Some BJ players buy in with the exact amount of money of their disability checks from social security. Sad. If you bet 300 a hand you can have bj table to yourself.
MiniBacc dealers take your bet rathr than let it push when its a Tie.
MiniBacc dealer tried to take a commission from me on a banker's bet for the DEALER.

Poker players take a break around seven or eight in the morning. All exchange info on whats happening in AC vegas and Biloxi.
I don't play poker but they all seem happy with the Immokalee room for some reason

I don't play slots but Seminoles report to nobody so I'm glad I don't play there.

Card has to be linked to drivers license, use of cards required.
FleaStiff
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September 10th, 2017 at 8:52:45 AM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

Neighborhood around Horseshoe - Z-

Probably a good thing to be aware of but any casino that offers me 100x at a craps table is one where I won't be wandering around the neighborhood looking for a different casino.
Give me 100x odds and you've bought my loyalty.
Nathan
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September 14th, 2017 at 6:32:07 PM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

Probably a good thing to be aware of but any casino that offers me 100x at a craps table is one where I won't be wandering around the neighborhood looking for a different casino.
Give me 100x odds and you've bought my loyalty.



LOL. :D
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
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