March 1st, 2015 at 7:01:56 PM
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I wonder which casino has the loosest slots?
Not limiting the inquiry to Las Vegas: seeking the loosest ANYWHERE.
Not limiting the inquiry to Las Vegas: seeking the loosest ANYWHERE.
"What, me worry?"
March 1st, 2015 at 7:51:19 PM
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My living room.
I purchased a miniature slot machine which had a pretty decent return.
My grandkids weren't happy enough with it so they figured out how to break the lock and took all my money.
I purchased a miniature slot machine which had a pretty decent return.
My grandkids weren't happy enough with it so they figured out how to break the lock and took all my money.
For Whom the bus tolls; The bus tolls for thee
March 1st, 2015 at 8:54:37 PM
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This machine has a 0% house edge
March 1st, 2015 at 9:46:17 PM
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Quote: noy2222This machine has a 0% house edge
Never gets old!
March 1st, 2015 at 9:47:52 PM
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sorry, thought it said loosest sluts ever.
get second you pig
March 1st, 2015 at 10:28:01 PM
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I would look for a casino advertising manufacturers best payback and old machines. Soaring Eagle had plenty using this strategy but abandoned it. Some places in California perhaps Maybe Barona.
I am a robot.
March 2nd, 2015 at 7:17:26 AM
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I was just wondering which casino was the LEAST greedy?
All slots are a bad bet, I know that; which casino offers "the best of the worst?"
Would it be in Nevada, or elsewhere?
Large and corporate, small and privately owned, or tribal?
Just curious.
All slots are a bad bet, I know that; which casino offers "the best of the worst?"
Would it be in Nevada, or elsewhere?
Large and corporate, small and privately owned, or tribal?
Just curious.
"What, me worry?"
March 2nd, 2015 at 7:43:41 AM
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Generally speaking, of course, much like in table games where you typically get better rules with a higher minimum, the higher the denomination for slots, usually the lower the house edge.
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
March 2nd, 2015 at 8:01:24 AM
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Quote: noy2222This machine has a 0% house edge
I remember reading in Reader's Digest humor section where some old guy kept feeding ones to a change machine then yelled "jackpot." The staff thought he was nuts. Later a guy was fixing it because the thing was spitting out 5 quarters for a buck.
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others