MaxSwelle
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August 23rd, 2014 at 8:58:58 AM permalink
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Aaron, have you ever considered participating in the Big Brothers program? I ask because my big brother taught me two valauble life lessons: be a man at all times and never tell on a person when it doesn't concern you. Perhaps he can spend some time with you.




Aaron, I'm just breaking balls brother. Plus, you were correct. Sorry Ax man, it wasn't my intent to molest your words the way I did. But, should anyone like to pull my coattalis re: the proper and acceptable way of responding to such posts IT'D be appreciated.
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August 23rd, 2014 at 10:08:43 AM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

Aaron, I'm just breaking balls brother. Plus, you were correct. Sorry Ax man, it wasn't my intent to molest your words the way I did. But, should anyone like to pull my coattalis re: the proper and acceptable way of responding to such posts IT'D be appreciated.



LOL. No worries.
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August 23rd, 2014 at 3:02:44 PM permalink
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Ahigh,

Everything in caps is MaxSwelle's response inline to what AxelWolf said. He seems to be a bit challenged on how to break up quotes for multiple responses.

Strange thing is, I thought it was my post quoted when I first glanced at it. So after Ahigh said that, i went back and looked. I could only browse through the insanity of what he said..... this came to mind......
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things ive ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. EVERYONE, in this room is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul!!

I cant even argue with something so idiotic, especially since I could not bring myself to actually try getting thought it word for word.

I want to thank buzz for is excellent post and quoting me " I will just put my money where my mouth is(unlike some).

WOW This is perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipQVEWc811g

PAWNED http://lh4.ggpht.com/Nitro2k/R6RWeeNSwJI/AAAAAAAAA60/81Cmu-bPrec/s400/cat-pwned.jpg

PS. Maxi you should marry your imaginary gal pal and run off the the land of Never Never DI.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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August 23rd, 2014 at 6:28:07 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Strange thing is, I thought it was my post quoted when I first glanced at it. So after Ahigh said that, i went back and looked. I could only browse through the insanity of what he said..... this came to mind......
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things ive ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. EVERYONE, in this room is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul!!

I cant even argue with something so idiotic, especially since I could not bring myself to actually try getting thought it word for word.

I want to thank buzz for is excellent post and quoting me " I will just put my money where my mouth is(unlike some).

WOW This is perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipQVEWc811g

PAWNED http://lh4.ggpht.com/Nitro2k/R6RWeeNSwJI/AAAAAAAAA60/81Cmu-bPrec/s400/cat-pwned.jpg

PS. Maxi you should marry your imaginary gal pal and run off the the land of Never Never DI.



Yeah, things should have have made perfect sense to you, and if not then your reading comprehension is as inferior as as your prose. Despite all, I'm quite sure that I just exposed you as an exaggerator extraordinaire; at worst a liar. At worst I'm just a another dummy who believes in DI. Maybe dummies like myself don't deserve the opportunity to have their experiences, thoughts and ideas expounded on this forum before so-called AP's like yourself begin sharpening their claws and attack with doubt. The delight gained by starting shit with a "DI believer" causes tunnel vision and all other input from the "believer" is disregarded. You're not open to anything in the alternative. Ponder that.

Although a few of my questions were rhetorical in nature, some were easily answerable. You chose not to answer accordingly, and your reasons will easily suffice because I do not respect your train of thought. Is it safe to assume that you see no flaws in the stratagem that you suggested to the shooter? Go for broke and/or start GTC Deux. If your advice was designed to cause her certain ruin then I stand corrected-you're a brilliant saboteur. Curiosity compels me to ask how your team, "Team Temerarious", profits with you at the helm; so cavalier with a bankroll.

The only reason I posted her roll data was for member input and advice; your advice sucked dude. Half-witted jokes and ridicule aside, you advice sucked. It could easily be assumed that luck was responsible for her suspending standard deviation, 3600 times. It could easily be assumed that she could not replicate her results. Notwithstanding, your advice was foolhardy...and it sucked. In essence, you were of no help and utterly useless. So, just zip your lip as it relates to gambling advice until you are willing to show proof of hugely profitable, "go for broke" plays. That shouldn't be a problem for a 20+year veteran of the AP world. Personally, I don't believe that you would ever use any of your own sucky advice in your own play.

P.S. Too bad I'm not a chick, you'd be desperately begging offer serious help, and not provide advice that blows. But, that's what the desperate do- ya'll act accordingly. J/J, nay, JJ. Too funny, little man.
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August 23rd, 2014 at 7:18:55 PM permalink
Less convoluted, lil buddy?

AXELWOLF:
MAXSWELLE:

No real need, I think I have a tad bit more then 2900. However, She needs a bump in her BR, this would speed thins up significantly.
WHAT YOU SUGGEST IS AN ALL OR NOTHING APPROACH. I WILL DEFER TO THIS FREQUENTLY, AS YOU SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE. RARELY ARE OPPORTUNITIES FOOLPROOF AND RESOLVE WITHOUT FAIL OR A WITHOUT A MARGIN OF ERROR. IF YOU ARE NOT A MILLIONAIRE AT THIS POINT THEN YOU COULD BE VIEWED AS A HYPOCRITE AND FULL OF SHIT. AS A SELF PROCLAIMED AP OF 20+YEARS, SURELY A "GO FOR BROKE" OPPORTUNITY HAS PRESENTED ITSELF. A CHANCE AT WHICH YOU DISREGARD CAUTION AND BREAK THE HOUSE INTO SPLINTERS AS YOU PLAYED WITH EVERY PENNY YOU AND YOUR TEAM COULD BEG, BORROW AND BORROW. WHEN YOU MADE THE DECISION TO PLAY FULL-TIME DID YOU EVER HAVE A SENSE OF TREPIDATION OR WERE YOU ALWAYS OUT BALLS'A SWINGIN'?

I Do have partners I share information and occasionally have a few people that work for us. It's much, much more complicated then 1 game of craps and a bit of practice.
There are lots of tricks, grey, black and white, networking, information is key.
NON SEQUITURS

Unlike craps, Real AP divulging , especially real good AP secrets, is considered treasonous.
SAYS YOU; AND SO WHAT! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE MONEY OR MAKE FRIENDS? THE WORD TREASONOUS, TO ME, DENOTES A VIOLATION OF AN EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED COVENANT OR BOND AS IT RELATES TO SOME SORT OF HONOR. THE HONOR EXISTS BETWEEN THE MEN, NOT SO MUCH THE WORLD OF AP AS A WHOLE. AP'S ARE HOVERING VULTURES WAITING FOR OPPORTUNITY. DOG EAT DOG, IF YOU WILL. ONE TEAM WILL BACK STAB THE OTHER IF IT MEANS THE DIFFERENCE IN THEM WINNING OR LOSING OUT ON A PLAY. STEP OFF THE PEDESTAL, IF YOU WOULD-I AIN'T BUYING AP'S WINNING MERIT BADGES.

I have current and former partners, friends and peers to consider, people who I care about and respect, I have an unwritten allegiance to them. Going back as far as the early 90's.
BRING THEM ON BOARD AS INSTRUCTORS, ADVISORS, MARKETERS, RESEARCHERS, ETC.

If you have not noticed, I'm very anti information spreading, unless it's someone I trust.
YET, YOU DEMAND PROOF FROM OTHERS WHEN THE SOLE PURPOSE THEIR POST WAS TO HAVE A QUESTION ANSWERED, NOT TO MAKE AN EXCLAMATION; THUSLY YOU ACT AS A PROPONENT FOR THE SPREADING OF INFORMATION FROM OTHERS.


I don't talk about 99% of the stuff I do or have done.
Others here have meet me, or know who I am, Going all the way back to the 90s. Some have heard about interesting creative plays I found developed and been on. Some plays only 2 or 3 people know about in the world.
I played a few lesser known fair moderately long lasting plays, come to find out a few people from here also played at the same time period. Drich Is one person. (We have talked about it here, so i don't think he will mind.)
TRANSLATION: AXELWOLF IS AN AP'S AP. HE CAN BE TRUSTED NEVER TO TELL OR REVEAL ANY TRADE SECRETS. HE TAKES LONG, DEEP BREATHS IN THE RARIFIED AIR AT WHICH HE EXISTS-WITH 2, POSSIBLY 3, OTHER PEOPLE. ADDITIONALLY, HE NEVER EVER EVER NAME DROPS; IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE HIM ASK DRICH.


I also have partners who are members here as well. The few things I do say, will check out. (Some plays would blow YOUR mind ) I proceed with caution when I talk about anything. I really try to make sure its something that won't cause any harm. I wont argue to much about the legitimacy of anything I say, I will just out my money where my mouth is(unlike some). I don't go claiming to be a millionaire or outrageous claims, or that I can do the impossible, or I'm the best or know everything, I don't go posting pics of Jackpots and tax forms or whatever.
NO, NOT ALL OF THE TIME - YOU SIMPLY ATTEMPT TO RIDICULE THOSE THAT DON'T CHOOSE TO ENTERTAIN YOUR DOUBTS. BUT, THE REST OF THE TIME YOU DO CHOOSE TO ACT AS IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT AND HOW MUCH A PERSON SHOULD BET BASED ON DATA GATHERED FROM 3600 ROLLS OF THE DICE. YOU KNOW WHERE THEIR BANKROLL SHOULD BE. YOU KNOW THAT AN EMPIRE WILL BE CREATED, YET AGAIN, BY SIMPLY DUPLICATING AN EXISTING, HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MODEL, PRIMARILY BUILT UPON TEACHING INDIVIDUALS DICE THROWING TECHNIQUES. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU KNOW HOW TO BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP.

Unlike craps, There are not a lot of people yearning, spending their entire life searching for the holy grail. Craps has a cult like following.
Unlike craps, There are a limited amounts of plays and its always changing. Craps is 24/7 365 in most casinos around the world with big limits
Unlike craps, Almost ALL CASINOS BELIEVE IN REAL AP. AP has been proven mathematically and by actual results from many notable people. Very,very few believe in DI and Never will.
IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME. THAT AND A COMPETENT MARKETING DEPARTMENT WILL ENSURE EXTREME WEALTH FOR YOU AND YOUR BACKERS. INTEREST IN POKER HAS NEVER BEEN GREATER, WHICH MEANS THAT AN INTEREST IN GAMBLING HAS NEVER BEEN GREATER. MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE GET RICH QUICK IDEOLOGY IS OLDER THAN DIRT. SO TRUST ME, YOUR'E WORNG ON THIS ONE.

Your wonder woman gal pal as no real allegiance to anyone but herself. Its not really a big deal to yap about craps. Casinos are not going to run around worried about little miss DI teaching classes. DI Classes have been going on for years. DI advocates who talk shop among peers are celebrated.
SEE AFOREMENTIONED

I would have to pick one or the other
NO SEQUITUR

She can have her cake and eat me to, by teaching and playing. In one knight she could spike her BR 10 fold. if what you say is true. If some of the best most dedicated(Ahigh) DIs (dominator)and great minds( Wong) can't pull this off with consistently or at all. Her teaching wouldn't transfer to others, she is a, one of a kind anomaly.
CONSISTENTLY AND NOT AT ALL ARE NOT SYNONYMOUS. IT WAS YOU THAT TOOK THE RESULTS OF 3600 ROLLS AND RAN UP THE HILL SCREAMING "FRAUD". A LACK OF CONSISTENCY IS ENOUGH TO COMPEL ANY REASONABLE PERSON TO TREAD LIGHTLY WITH A BANKROLL AND NOT "GO FOR BROKE" AS SOME KNUCKLEHEADS WOULD COUNSEL. HOWEVER, THE FREQUENT EXISTENCE OF WILLFULLY REPEATABLE RESULTS IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE ANY REASONABLE GAMBLER TO TAKE NOTICE. BEING AN EXPERT ON THE GAME OF CRAPS IN NO WAY TRANSLATES INTO HAVING THE PHYSICAL ABILITIES THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED TO MANIPULATE ONES HAND AND FINGERS ON TWO TINY CUBES THAT SOME CALL DI. A EXPERTS KNOWLEDGE OF CRAPS ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH TO TEACH SOMEONE HOW TO THROW AN INFLUENCED SHOT.

Simple, just put a small hidden camera on her, Have her go play a bunch of sessions at a real casino. Make sure you pre-document the times and places you are going to go, so no cherry picking. Find the right person(someone notable) to sign a confidentiality statement. Block out anything you don't want seen.
If they can verify if there is something to this, people will be lining up with cash in hand. You don't even have to go public, word of mouth will bring in da money.
SURELY YOU GOT HACKED AND SOMEONE JUST TYPED THIS LAST PARAGRAPH; BECAUSE THE AXELWOLF I KNOW AND HAVE GROWN TO LOVE FEELS THIS WAY "... I don't go claiming to be a millionaire or outrageous claims, or that I can do the impossible, or I'm the best or know everything."
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August 23rd, 2014 at 7:28:43 PM permalink
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August 23rd, 2014 at 7:39:21 PM permalink
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(edited)

That's actually funny because it's a pet peeve of mine. That and (20) exclamation marks after every fragmented sentence. I only used ALL CAPS to initially differentiate my words from his, now I'm just being lazy and didn't feel like amending it. (I'm busy at home practicing and just threw my 29th consecutive Hard 6 while on hold with Dollar Tree in hopes of quickly borrowing some of that 540% APR money for my his "go for broke" betting strategy. The APR won't matter because it's worth the shot)
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August 23rd, 2014 at 9:50:49 PM permalink
MaxSwelle more long winded gibberish. That include direct defaming personal insults it's one thing razing and joking but your making direct slanderous remarks.
if anything I undergraduate

Fist off you were the one that started with personal attacks calling people "big mouth's" etc and even calling Mr Poo's financial situation in to pay.(you briefly got suspended at least once for PI's). YOU are the one who wanted to make this bet and suggested it. You put on a big dog and pony show, you even went as far as this
Quote: MaxSwelle

PM me with the details once you talk to him. Additionally, there will need to be a few breaks--15/20 minutes after each 72 rolls. Otherwise, we have a deal.

"WE HAVE A DEAL" just because you claimed she backed out does not excuse you from making a deal and then breaking it (kind of a welsh). you got called on what seemed like a bluff and folded but didn't follow through and pay up. I have so far proven my claims that this would NEVER HAPPEN. Yet your calling out my credibility. Can ANYONE here with any credibility vouch for anything you say or claim? You could be a homeless woman for all we know. We went over this my claims check out. PUT YOUR MONEY UP AND LETS SEE no skirts to hide behind for a reason to back out.

As far as following my own BR advice. I did when I first realized I had a significant possibly sustainable edge, I quit my job with no car, no help, no safety net and far less then 2900. I had everything at risk. I didn't have the luxury of almost unlimited venues and a game that is forever. No computer no forum advice. Not only did I have to compete with casinos i had to compete with other AP's.

Also risking 2900 over a far bigger BR is different. 2900 is easily replaceable.
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August 23rd, 2014 at 10:45:23 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

MaxSwelle more long winded gibberish. That include direct defaming personal insults it's one thing razing and joking but your making direct slanderous remarks.
if anything I undergraduate

Fist off you were the one that started with personal attacks calling people "big mouth's" etc and even calling Mr Poo's financial situation in to pay.(you briefly got suspended at least once for PI's). YOU are the one who wanted to make this bet and suggested it. You put on a big dog and pony show, you even went as far as this "WE HAVE A DEAL" just because you claimed she backed out does not excuse you from making a deal and then breaking it (kind of a welsh). you got called on what seemed like a bluff and folded but didn't follow through and pay up. I have so far proven my claims that this would NEVER HAPPEN. Yet your calling out my credibility. Can ANYONE here with any credibility vouch for anything you say or claim? You could be a homeless woman for all we know. We went over this my claims check out. PUT YOUR MONEY UP AND LETS SEE no skirts to hide behind for a reason to back out.

As far as following my own BR advice. I did when I first realized I had a significant possibly sustainable edge, I quit my job with no car, no help, no safety net and far less then 2900. I had everything at risk. I didn't have the luxury of almost unlimited venues and a game that is forever. No computer no forum advice. Not only did I have to compete with casinos i had to compete with other AP's.

Also risking 2900 over a far bigger BR is different. 2900 is easily replaceable.



Honestly, I find you to be quite the pest. The very first day that I was on this forum I offered to send Ahigh a PM to which you responded: "just dont ask him out on a date". It immediately irked me. When I bantered with SOOPOO about my post and he and I exchanged barbs you jumped in the mix. It irked me again. You impressed me as the cowardly type and I don't respect that. I apologized and took the initiative to squash tension and you immediately tried to fire back. It irked me. IDGAF about your local celebrity on this site. Las Vegas is to the immediate left or right of our screens and that's the world in which I pray for the opportunity to meet you. I'll bet we would probably find peace over a couple beers. If you are sitting there reading this and thinking to yourself "no way", then I've been right about you all along.
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August 23rd, 2014 at 11:18:45 PM permalink
" I'm just a another dummy who believes in DI. " And yet I question their belief, as they always have an excuse to not put up or shut up.
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August 24th, 2014 at 3:12:45 AM permalink
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Honestly, I find you to be quite the pest. The very first day that I was on this forum I offered to send Ahigh a PM to which you responded: "just don't ask him out on a date"..

That was not anything directed at your or your sexual preferences or Ahigh. It was a joke pertaining to a past thread incident that dealt with a strange situation that had something to do with Ahigh and a date offer was implied or something. I forget who said what but it caused a ruckus.
Someone got it
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+1 an honest to God LOL just occurred!

I got the feeling from a few of your comments you were fairly up to snuff on some members. You even claimed you got it.

Of course you find me a pest, any system/DI advocate or outrageous claim maker would. I was willing to call your bluff and claimed BS on all this ever happening.

You couldn't wait to flash your $2500 BR so you called out Mr. Poo because you thought he wouldn't take you up on your bet, due to lack of funds or willingness to do it. Little did you know, he was a well funded prime candidate for a craps bet(Oops)

Ya, I guess its real cowardly for me to call BS and be willing to put money where your mouth is. Sorry I wanted to kick things in the ass instead of watching this supposed bet proposition go on for months only to have someone weasel out.

You didn't seem to have problem with me taking action until you realized I was willing to do what ever it took including, immediately escrowing money and lowing the odds on the no, before someone backed out.

I think you actually ad people believing this had a real possibility of happening. I wanted to debunk that ASAP Had I thought any of this was legitimate I would have shown more respect. I guess I could sit back, go around pleasing everyone but Its in my nature, especially when I believe it to be BS and might affect people.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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August 24th, 2014 at 3:35:08 PM permalink
MaxSwelle is suspended, I suppose the reason is obvious. It appears this is his first, so three days this time around.

It appears he is relatively new, so I will remind him to check the few RULES we have here, and steer clear of communication that could be interpreted as insulting.

Apologies for the delay in notice. It's been a rough night =p
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August 24th, 2014 at 4:29:17 PM permalink
" I suppose the reason is obvious. " NOT TO ME.
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August 24th, 2014 at 5:33:15 PM permalink
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Yeah, things should have have made perfect sense to you, and if not then your reading comprehension is as inferior as as your prose.



Attack of the writer.

Quote: MaxSwelle

Despite all, I'm quite sure that I just exposed you as an exaggerator extraordinaire; at worst a liar.



Attack of the writer.

Quote: MaxSwelle

The delight gained by starting shit with a "DI believer" causes tunnel vision and all other input from the "believer" is disregarded.



Profanity.

Quote: MaxSwelle

The only reason I posted her roll data was for member input and advice; your advice sucked dude. Half-witted jokes and ridicule aside, you advice sucked. It could easily be assumed that luck was responsible for her suspending standard deviation, 3600 times. It could easily be assumed that she could not replicate her results. Notwithstanding, your advice was foolhardy...and it sucked.



Attack of the writing. It's coarse and harsh, but it attacks the writing. I offer this to allow comparison.

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P.S. Too bad I'm not a chick, you'd be desperately begging offer serious help, and not provide advice that blows. But, that's what the desperate do- ya'll act accordingly. J/J, nay, JJ. Too funny, little man.



Personal insult.

That's all I can offer at the moment. If you or he or anyone else wants further explanation, I can offer one in 3-5 days. Until then, this is the best I can do.
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August 31st, 2014 at 2:27:00 PM permalink
By betting the following: $100 Lay4, $18 Place8 and $15 Place9, my friend has increased her working BR eightfold, to just over $4k. She is APt to hit the $6000 mark shortly. Much more lucrative than shaking her tail feathers at the "booby bar"; she now agrees. Both luck and skill have presented me to her, thus that innate desire of preselecting which unknowingly burdens the fairer of us, has me behind the wheel(it's a real thing fellas, a really cool real thing!). That combined with her goal oriented confidence will allow me to showcase her abilities in due time. Douchey, I know-but it's how I keep the lights on and gas in the dirt bikes.
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August 31st, 2014 at 3:02:02 PM permalink
yada yada yada
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August 31st, 2014 at 3:28:24 PM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

By betting the following: $100 Lay4, $18 Place8 and $15 Place9, my friend has increased her working BR eightfold, to just over $4k. She is APt to hit the $6000 mark shortly. Much more lucrative than shaking her tail feathers at the "booby bar"; she now agrees. Both luck and skill have presented me to her, thus that innate desire of preselecting which unknowingly burdens the fairer of us, has me behind the wheel(it's a real thing fellas, a really cool real thing!). That combined with her goal oriented confidence will allow me to showcase her abilities in due time. Douchey, I know-but it's how I keep the lights on and gas in the dirt bikes.



she better be going to the website "AP heat dot com" and study up!
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August 31st, 2014 at 3:47:20 PM permalink
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she better be going to the website "AP heat dot com" and study up!



Sir, I believe you meant "AP heat dot net".
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August 31st, 2014 at 3:49:07 PM permalink
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yada yada yada




Nah, more like Yoda Yoda Yoda.
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August 31st, 2014 at 5:21:20 PM permalink
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Nah, more like Yoda Yoda Yoda.



Well why didn't you say this in the beginning? If I knew she was a jedi I wouldn't have put my money on the don't.
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August 31st, 2014 at 5:31:46 PM permalink
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By betting the following: $100 Lay4, $18 Place8 and $15 Place9, my friend has increased her working BR eightfold, to just over $4k. She is APt to hit the $6000 mark shortly. Much more lucrative than shaking her tail feathers at the "booby bar"; she now agrees. Both luck and skill have presented me to her, thus that innate desire of preselecting which unknowingly burdens the fairer of us, has me behind the wheel(it's a real thing fellas, a really cool real thing!). That combined with her goal oriented confidence will allow me to showcase her abilities in due time. Douchey, I know-but it's how I keep the lights on and gas in the dirt bikes.



Shaking tail feathers has expected value, your craps system does not.
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August 31st, 2014 at 6:47:47 PM permalink
I call BS, BS, BS. like I did before.

You have already been proven as someone willing to make a deal and then back out.

This should be considered trolling.

Just leave well enough alone until you can present some substantial evidence or PYMWYMI.

If your confidant this showcase and bet will happen, put up some good faith money.

What city are you in? I'm sure we can have a verified member just meet up with you to verify you even exist as anything more than a troll.

Hell Ill be partly satisfied with a hand written HI WOV note sitting on $2500


PS. add a cat to pic
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August 31st, 2014 at 8:00:32 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I call BS, BS, BS. like I did before.

You have already been proven as someone willing to make a deal and then back out.

This should be considered trolling.

Just leave well enough alone until you can present some substantial evidence or PYMWYMI.

If your confidant this showcase and bet will happen, put up some good faith money.

What city are you in? I'm sure we can have a verified member just meet up with you to verify you even exist as anything more than a troll.

Hell Ill be partly satisfied with a hand written HI WOV note sitting on $2500


PS. add a cat to pic



Huh? How are you or anyone else being trolled? If my posts have your tail feathers ruffled then tune out dude. Stop trolling me!
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August 31st, 2014 at 8:02:49 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I call BS, BS, BS. like I did before.

You have already been proven as someone willing to make a deal and then back out.

This should be considered trolling.

Just leave well enough alone until you can present some substantial evidence or PYMWYMI.

If your confidant this showcase and bet will happen, put up some good faith money.

What city are you in? I'm sure we can have a verified member just meet up with you to verify you even exist as anything more than a troll.

Hell Ill be partly satisfied with a hand written HI WOV note sitting on $2500


PS. add a cat to pic



Why do you want me to post a photo of cash?
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August 31st, 2014 at 8:05:37 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I call BS, BS, BS. like I did before.

You have already been proven as someone willing to make a deal and then back out.

This should be considered trolling.

Just leave well enough alone until you can present some substantial evidence or PYMWYMI.

If your confidant this showcase and bet will happen, put up some good faith money.

What city are you in? I'm sure we can have a verified member just meet up with you to verify you even exist as anything more than a troll.

Hell Ill be partly satisfied with a hand written HI WOV note sitting on $2500


PS. add a cat to pic



Btw, I'm right here in wonderful Las Vegas, I'd be glad to meet you Axelwolf. Do know Summerlin well?
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August 31st, 2014 at 8:16:15 PM permalink
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Huh? How are you or anyone else being trolled? If my posts have your tail feathers ruffled then tune out dude. Stop trolling me!



Lastly, I don't appreciate that you question my intentions or integrity. You more or less called me a liar.
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August 31st, 2014 at 8:35:32 PM permalink
Anyone heard from DicePhD? Anyone?...anyone?...anyone?...Max?
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August 31st, 2014 at 9:02:36 PM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

Why do you want me to post a photo of cash?

I have my doubts you you even had enough to cover the $2500 bet you made. Perhaps you do since that's the number you tossed out and its exactly what you have. I would be impressed if you could post up more than 3k cash ASAP. I could at least believe you are not completely trolling. I will really have some reservations about messing you if you produce a pic of your craps table and $2500 in cash (extra points if a cat is rolling in the money.
Post quick before rent is due.
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August 31st, 2014 at 9:12:58 PM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

Btw, I'm right here in wonderful Las Vegas, I'd be glad to meet you Axelwolf. Do know Summerlin well?

Oh yes I know it . I wont meet tonight i have already planned my evening with some online poker tourneys. Perhaps tomorrow night? I have errands, lunch and play plans in the afternoon TM, in Summerlin . Would rather meet in the evening on the strip.
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:12:01 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I have my doubts you you even had enough to cover the $2500 bet you made. Perhaps you do since that's the number you tossed out and its exactly what you have. I would be impressed if you could post up more than 3k cash ASAP. I could at least believe you are not completely trolling. I will really have some reservations about messing you if you produce a pic of your craps table and $2500 in cash (extra points if a cat is rolling in the money.
Post quick before rent is due.



I don't understand your McCarthy-esk compulsion with accusing all new members as being trolls. Honestly, I wasn't familiar with that term prior to joining WoV, due in part to this being my first forum membership. I did notice that DicePhd joined and posted within hours of my suspension, but only after you began accusing he and I of being the same person. Man, I was utterly amused by the sh@@ you threw his way. At some point you changed your mind, only to change it again. Dude, I promise that I do not have multiple accounts. Don't drive yourself crazy. I could post a pic with a few thousand on my table (I might have $3500 in the house now) and include an authenticating note, but what does that prove? You change your mind too often and I would want you satisfied. If you offered a public apology on this forum, then maybe, but otherwise you would just be pulling my strings to satisify your whims. Also, not to disparage anyone that pays rent, but that isn't something I've done since 3years past my undergrad; not too far from Naked City as it happened. Greystone Apartments, you know them?
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:24:25 PM permalink
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Anyone heard from DicePhD? Anyone?...anyone?...anyone?...Max?



Rainman, that's rich.
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:26:39 PM permalink
231 replies to this thread. Yet I learned so much more from the replies to your other thread !
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:29:13 PM permalink
Quote: Buzzard

231 replies to this thread. Yet I learned so much more from the replies to your other thread !



Aww, thanks Buzz. Enjoy the silence I was once told.
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:30:14 PM permalink
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Aww, thanks Buzz. Enjoy the silence I was once told.



Edited due to Wild Turkey...
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:49:16 PM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

Up rather late, aren't you young fella?



You're talking to yourself, now, Max? lol...

Axel and rainman. There is no indication that Max and DicePhd are the same person. FWIW.

And Max, it does seem odd that you clearly made several moves towards a serious bet, then backed away, even welched, when accepted; I don't know the current status of it with you and anyone else on here. So for you to be continuing the tease with what this lady is doing does seem strange, to say the least. I think that's what Axel is responding to, anyway.
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:57:06 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

You're talking to yourself, now, Max? lol...

Axel and rainman. There is no indication that Max and DicePhd are the same person. FWIW.

And Max, it does seem odd that you clearly made several moves towards a serious bet, then backed away, even welched, when accepted; I don't know the current status of it with you and anyone else on here. So for you to be continuing the tease with what this lady is doing does seem strange, to say the least. I think that's what Axel is responding to, anyway.



No teasing, just bullying. Perhaps locking this thread would be the best course of action.
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August 31st, 2014 at 11:59:13 PM permalink
Surely you did not take that as a serious bet Babs darling. I had no doubt it would never happen.
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September 1st, 2014 at 12:02:19 AM permalink
I'm also suffering from the who is who insanity. Can't solve it just thinking about it thinking who said what, how did who say it. I've noticed two people lately once you throw some terms at them, they both start repeating them back at people. Certain people have certain styles, but is this intentional to throw you off with their unique format? It's possible.

You won't catch them with ips obviously. Thinking about it isn't too reliable either, so I just try not thinking about it. Edit: I don't accuse anyone and won't share suspicions because it's too hard to tell.
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September 1st, 2014 at 12:14:26 AM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

No teasing, just bullying. Perhaps locking this thread would be the best course of action.

I have lots to say but for now a few quick points.

1) You are the one who re-opened the thread.

2) Yes I would apologize for some things. I'm not always right but, I know when something dose not smell right and 9 out of 10 times
I am. I can change my mind on how I feel, if more BS pops up, I can revert back to my initial gut feeling.

3)I made an offer to meet up tomorrow night.
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September 1st, 2014 at 12:17:20 AM permalink
Maxswelle I don't think about just because I'm not too involved with those threads, so not insinuating anything your way or to whomever you're also supposed to be.
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September 1st, 2014 at 5:12:10 AM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

Lastly, I don't appreciate that you question my intentions or integrity. You more or less called me a liar.

Well so far it is not looking good for you.


Lets take a look at how this all kind of went down.

not necessarily in order

MaxSwelle makes outrageous claims.
MaxSwelle calls out someone to put there money where their mouth is with insults.
MaxSwelle gets suspended, Axel and others ask that you not be suspended. Wizard lets it fly.
MaxSwelle's bluff is called.
MaxSwelle carry's on as if this is going to happen for sure and insists it will. Offers of plane fairs are even mentioned.
Axel butts in, only trying to kick things in the ass (escrow money ASAP) so we don't wast 4 months of planning, just to have a most certain name change to BaxoutSwell
Terms are agreed on.
MaxSwelle said, WE HAVE A DEAL
MaxSwelle *silence*
MaxSwelle Breaks the deal
more name calling suspensions
MaxSwelle *silence*
Thread silence

MaxSwelle Starts up again.


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September 1st, 2014 at 7:50:16 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Well so far it is not looking good for you.


Lets take a look at how this all kind of went down.

not necessarily in order

MaxSwelle makes outrageous claims.
MaxSwelle calls out someone to put there money where their mouth is with insults.
MaxSwelle gets suspended, Axel and others ask that you not be suspended. Wizard lets it fly.
MaxSwelle's bluff is called.
MaxSwelle carry's on as if this is going to happen for sure and insists it will. Offers of plane fairs are even mentioned.
Axel butts in, only trying to kick things in the ass (escrow money ASAP) so we don't wast 4 months of planning, just to have a most certain name change to BaxoutSwell
Terms are agreed on.
MaxSwelle said, WE HAVE A DEAL
MaxSwelle *silence*
MaxSwelle Breaks the deal
more name calling suspensions
MaxSwelle *silence*
Thread silence

MaxSwelle Starts up again.


ILL BE HAPPY TO BE WRONG



Grossly oversimplified. Look, I made a "for pinks" bet on a drag race without first consulting my driver. That was wrong on my part. I'm not giving up my car man! C'mon. My driver, as it turned out, had other agendas besides fu***** me and doing what I asked her to do. Honestly, my initial concern was with her ability to throw the dice as I claimed and not whether she would do as I asked. I didn't let anyone wait longer than the moment I found out that she wouldn't do it. In other words, I did not let things drag out indefinitely. In good faith I'll send you a pic, only to show that my words can be believed and I deserve the benefit of this doubt. Sure, I have the cash. I have the table. So, what's left to dispute? Here's what could be said; he never knew the chick and the bet was all BS. BUT, there are some folks out there that would in fact wonder why someone with a craps table lined with cash would lie about the rest in the first place. They might even say what I claim is plausible. The point being, I have money therefore I can't be a troll-right?? But, anyway, going back to my drag race analogy; I'm letting you look under the hood-I OWN A BLOWN 396 CAMARO SS. I just sent you a PM with my email address-send me yours in return and I'll email your apology proof. You know what I ask in return; that, and tell the forum what you saw. DO NOT post the photo. Hell, your word is gold around here-I might show you my Easter Bunny just to test your word with the good folks here.
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September 1st, 2014 at 7:55:25 AM permalink
Hurry up, if you would...I have to start my day. Thank you.
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September 2nd, 2014 at 12:00:25 PM permalink
Quote: MaxSwelle

Hurry up, if you would...I have to start my day. Thank you.

still waiting.
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September 2nd, 2014 at 1:02:39 PM permalink
aahigh.com
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September 2nd, 2014 at 1:32:29 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

You're talking to yourself, now, Max? lol...

Axel and rainman. There is no indication that Max and DicePhd are the same person. FWIW.

And Max, it does seem odd that you clearly made several moves towards a serious bet, then backed away, even welched, when accepted; I don't know the current status of it with you and anyone else on here. So for you to be continuing the tease with what this lady is doing does seem strange, to say the least. I think that's what Axel is responding to, anyway.



I do NOT consider Max to have welched on a bet. Although nearly accepted, the exact terms were never specified.
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September 2nd, 2014 at 2:00:50 PM permalink
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Ahigh, I've seen a photo of you drinking a cola while playing Jenga with beans and cheese...your hair is'a gone-not a dog. But all kidding aside, you weren't playing Jenga; and my argument, although sewn with metaphor, was sound.
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September 2nd, 2014 at 2:03:07 PM permalink
Quote: SOOPOO

I do NOT consider Max to have welched on a bet. Although nearly accepted, the exact terms were never specified.



SOOPOO, for what it's worth, I like you. Thank you for being objective.
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September 2nd, 2014 at 2:13:52 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

still waiting.



Check you email, I sent them right after you sent me your email address-early this morning.
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September 3rd, 2014 at 7:51:17 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

still waiting.




???
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