DanMahoney
DanMahoney
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March 1st, 2016 at 8:20:05 PM permalink
I am a somewhat infrequent poster on this forum but am widely known in crap circles as Barney a key member of Lone Irish Digit’s (LID) Midwest craps crew. Although LID only posts on craps forums, I am soliciting your help because this forum seems to be intellectually superior to the other forums which he use to frequent. The problem is after a recent road trip, LID has seemingly vanished.
After Lou (the Strategy) recently established a world’s record of 178 straight crap session wins, LID had become obsessed with establishing a new world’s record by tracking crap rolls and exploiting that advantage with his research and development of a functional time machine device. He had recently made significant progress but now both LID and his device are missing. Although his wife Sally and LID had major fights over his poor grooming and excessive smoking habits she never left him because of his reportedly big unit. Notwithstanding, Sally is not considered a suspect.
I greatly appreciate the math and statistics advice offered from this forum and solicit your help in determining what is the most probable outcome for my friend LID. I have provided below a probability estimate for some craps and video poker events to be used as standards to contrast with potential events surrounding the disappearance of LID. You may not be familiar with all of the events presented below but here is my ranking from least to most probable outcome. Please provide an educated probability estimate if you are able.

1. Alan witnessing 18 yoes in a row coupled with the more unbelievable fact of nobody betting on a yoe.
Est. Probability is greater than 1 in 39,346,408,075,296,500,000,000.
2. Rob Singer owns a house by a golf course.
Est. 1 in 19,999,999,999,999.
3. Lou (the Strategy) just set a world’s record of 178 straight crap session's wins.
Est. 1 in 19,999,999,999,998.
4. Sally did LID in. Est. 1 in 4.
5. Because of his success in winning at joints that may have unbalanced dice he was kidnapped by a group of unbalanced dice researchers trying to extract information. Est. 1 in 3.
6. LID left PA for LA to become a porn star. Est 1 in 2.
7. LID developing a functioning time machine device but has become lost in time. Est. 1 in 2.
rsactuary
rsactuary
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March 1st, 2016 at 8:39:10 PM permalink
Please send me my two minutes wasted on this post back, please. Thanks.
Wizardofnothing
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March 1st, 2016 at 8:41:32 PM permalink
I second that
No longer hiring, don’t ask because I won’t hire you either
PokerGrinder
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March 1st, 2016 at 8:59:14 PM permalink
Third... What the heck did I just read? Who let the crazies out?
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djatc
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March 1st, 2016 at 9:13:40 PM permalink
Quote: rsactuary

Please send me my two minutes wasted on this post back, please. Thanks.

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Zcore13
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March 1st, 2016 at 9:37:32 PM permalink
Quote: DanMahoney

I am a somewhat infrequent poster on this forum but am widely known in crap circles as Barney a key member of Lone Irish Digit’s (LID) Midwest craps crew. Although LID only posts on craps forums, I am soliciting your help because this forum seems to be intellectually superior to the other forums which he use to frequent. The problem is after a recent road trip, LID has seemingly vanished.
After Lou (the Strategy) recently established a world’s record of 178 straight crap session wins, LID had become obsessed with establishing a new world’s record by tracking crap rolls and exploiting that advantage with his research and development of a functional time machine device. He had recently made significant progress but now both LID and his device are missing. Although his wife Sally and LID had major fights over his poor grooming and excessive smoking habits she never left him because of his reportedly big unit. Notwithstanding, Sally is not considered a suspect.
I greatly appreciate the math and statistics advice offered from this forum and solicit your help in determining what is the most probable outcome for my friend LID. I have provided below a probability estimate for some craps and video poker events to be used as standards to contrast with potential events surrounding the disappearance of LID. You may not be familiar with all of the events presented below but here is my ranking from least to most probable outcome. Please provide an educated probability estimate if you are able.

1. Alan witnessing 18 yoes in a row coupled with the more unbelievable fact of nobody betting on a yoe.
Est. Probability is greater than 1 in 39,346,408,075,296,500,000,000.
2. Rob Singer owns a house by a golf course.
Est. 1 in 19,999,999,999,999.
3. Lou (the Strategy) just set a world’s record of 178 straight crap session's wins.
Est. 1 in 19,999,999,999,998.
4. Sally did LID in. Est. 1 in 4.
5. Because of his success in winning at joints that may have unbalanced dice he was kidnapped by a group of unbalanced dice researchers trying to extract information. Est. 1 in 3.
6. LID left PA for LA to become a porn star. Est 1 in 2.
7. LID developing a functioning time machine device but has become lost in time. Est. 1 in 2.



Remember that time last year when you were suspended for 30 days for making up a story that you saw "an unbalanced dice researcher" get arrested when you were at the Paris Casino? I do.

And all your recent threads, including this one are just about as good as that one.

You just pop in once in a while to troll whatever the hot topic is. Dice influening, 18 yo's in a row and now whatever this mumbo jumbo is. Funny guy you are.


ZCore13
Last edited by: Zcore13 on Mar 1, 2016
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RS
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March 1st, 2016 at 10:19:04 PM permalink
I am supported the OP in the claims he witness, verified to truth. When issue has resolve, inform my email by forum message. Thanx Don Mahoney.
Wizardofnothing
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March 2nd, 2016 at 5:58:45 AM permalink
Suspension please
No longer hiring, don’t ask because I won’t hire you either
TwoFeathersATL
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March 2nd, 2016 at 6:52:23 AM permalink
Quote: Wizardofnothing

Suspension please

What did RS do now?...;-)
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
HowMany
HowMany
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March 2nd, 2016 at 11:27:34 AM permalink
Your last name is spelled wrong.

It's Mahowny. As in Owning Mahowny.

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