longtimelancer
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May 4th, 2014 at 9:53:09 PM permalink
Got totally drunk Friday night and played craps at Mirage playing the don't pass laying full odds and increased my bankroll 1 order of magnitude! I was so drunk I blacked out, but the next morning, I looked at my chips and was thrilled with the results.

Thanks to the forum (esp. mustang sally) for all the advice. I am so happy!!!! I will write more later...
sodawater
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May 4th, 2014 at 11:40:42 PM permalink
Quote: longtimelancer

Got totally drunk Friday night and played craps at Mirage playing the don't pass laying full odds and increased my bankroll 1 order of magnitude! I was so drunk I blacked out, but the next morning, I looked at my chips and was thrilled with the results.

Thanks to the forum (esp. mustang sally) for all the advice. I am so happy!!!! I will write more later...



Haha. Just check your bank balance to make sure you didn't withdraw $4000 to win that $2000.
AxelWolf
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May 4th, 2014 at 11:43:49 PM permalink
Quote: longtimelancer

Got totally drunk Friday night and played craps at Mirage playing the don't pass laying full odds and increased my bankroll 1 order of magnitude! I was so drunk I blacked out, but the next morning, I looked at my chips and was thrilled with the results.

Thanks to the forum (esp. mustang sally) for all the advice. I am so happy!!!! I will write more later...

Who advised you to get drunk and blackout?

Ohh.....probably the hooker who got the other 2k in chippies.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
MrV
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May 5th, 2014 at 12:27:53 AM permalink
Obviously, it was sound advice.

I suggest for your next visit, withdraw your life savings, mortgage everything you own, pop a few oxycontins, drink a pint of vodka and then try your luck at baccarat.

Or maybe just sigma derby.

The results might surprise you!
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onenickelmiracle
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May 5th, 2014 at 12:56:15 AM permalink
Don't spend it in case you stole it.
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is the care taker. Hold my beer.
EdgeLooker
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May 5th, 2014 at 1:13:24 AM permalink
Also, waking up with your pants still on and your butt not hurting is another win, lololol.
GWAE
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May 5th, 2014 at 4:59:11 AM permalink
Quote: EdgeLooker

Also, waking up with your pants still on and your butt not hurting is another win, lololol.



ummm he never confirmed any of that didn't happen.
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JoePloppy
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May 5th, 2014 at 6:06:44 AM permalink
Quote: EdgeLooker

Also, waking up with your pants still on and your butt not hurting is another win, lololol.



That doesn't mean anything. That happened to me, my buddy just told me I fell backwards while mooning someone. I musta landed on a stick or something...
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RS
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May 5th, 2014 at 7:01:28 AM permalink
You should go back and ask them what they had you rated for (average bet) and see if they can tell you what happened the night before. That'd be interesting!
TerribleTom
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May 5th, 2014 at 11:00:51 AM permalink
I don't know that I'd be celebrating "I was so drunk I blacked out" so publicly.

I'm glad you won at craps, and I can appreciate getting your drink on as much as anyone - but it sounds like you were well beyond the limits of good taste. Did they kick you out of the casino, or did you stagger to your room on your own?

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