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LGTVEGAS
LGTVEGAS
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October 6th, 2013 at 7:18:50 PM permalink
I dropped a dollar in a reel coin in slot and it hit for 160 bucks.

The bartender told me that machine had been hitting.

Hey, I won didn't I ?
This town is a lonely town Not the only town like-a this town This town is a make-you town Or a break-you-town and bring-you-down town This town is a quiet town Or a riot town like this town This town is a love-you town And a shove-you-down and push-you-'round town
MrV
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October 6th, 2013 at 7:20:22 PM permalink
Quote: LGTVEGAS

Hey, I won didn't I ?



No, you're drunk.

Now, go sleep it off.
"What, me worry?"
LGTVEGAS
LGTVEGAS
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October 6th, 2013 at 7:27:04 PM permalink
No I was sober believe it or not. I haven't had a beer in at least 30 minutes. Good idea!

I never play slots. I tell everyone else not to play slots. My wife put $10 bucks in a Wheel of Fortune machine. She thought it was a quarter machine. It was a .50 cent machine. She hit for $500 on the spin. (1000 coins) @ fifty cents.

Now the lady sitting next to her got pissed. She said "I've been playing that machine for years and it's never hit for me".

Oh well.
This town is a lonely town Not the only town like-a this town This town is a make-you town Or a break-you-town and bring-you-down town This town is a quiet town Or a riot town like this town This town is a love-you town And a shove-you-down and push-you-'round town
Beethoven9th
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October 6th, 2013 at 7:34:57 PM permalink
You created a brand new account just to tell us this?
Fighting BS one post at a time!
AxelWolf
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October 6th, 2013 at 7:45:04 PM permalink
Quote: Beethoven9th

You created a brand new account just to tell us this?

New account i didn't notice that. Hell I was just pissed he started a new thread with that tittle. I was expecting to see dealt royal on a 12x multiplier or something.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
s2dbaker
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October 6th, 2013 at 7:59:45 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

New account i didn't notice that. Hell I was just pissed he started a new thread with that tittle. I was expecting to see dealt royal on a 12x multiplier or something.

I agree. Pictures or it didn't happen!
Someday, joor goin' to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and joor goin' to say to joorself, "Was that her?" and then joor goin' to answer to joorself, "That was her!" But you know somethin' mister? I was always her yuss nobody knows it! - Googie Gomez
tringlomane
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October 6th, 2013 at 7:59:48 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

New account i didn't notice that. Hell I was just pissed he started a new thread with that tittle. I was expecting to see dealt royal on a 12x multiplier or something.



Haha...here check this tax form hit out on videopoker.com instead. Not mine, unfortunately. :(

http://forum.videopoker.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5785
AxelWolf
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October 6th, 2013 at 9:21:49 PM permalink
Quote: tringlomane

Haha...here check this tax form hit out on videopoker.com instead. Not mine, unfortunately. :(

http://forum.videopoker.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5785

Add a pic of Miley Cyrus to that and you are in heaven
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
anonimuss
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October 8th, 2013 at 8:30:22 PM permalink
I went to Trump Plaza Atlantic City in a $1500 car once. I came home in a $150,000 bus.
Pabo
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October 8th, 2013 at 10:02:59 PM permalink
Quote: anonimuss

I went to Trump Plaza Atlantic City in a $1500 car once. I came home in a $150,000 bus.



Greyhound or some other bus line?
RaleighCraps
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October 9th, 2013 at 7:07:45 AM permalink
'A' bus, just not 'HIS' bus
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