Djatc ' s big hands, big...whatever

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I'd rather play some stupid slot machine than something absolutely awful like 7/5 triple double bonus...

What about 8/5 double double?(-;

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What about 8/5 double double?(-;

That's actually an awesome game because you're supposed to get dealt 4oaks very frequently on that paytable.

Quote: RS

That's actually an awesome game because you're supposed to get dealt 4oaks very frequently on that paytable.

Agreed, getting dealt Premiums with a kicker is only like a 5 minute cycle. I think it's +EV without a RF.

Clearing out my phone. Here's some more pics:



Big progressive relative to the bet size.



Almost forgot to take a picture so it's all wonky since slot attendant was on her way.



5 fours!



I have selective memory but I always seem to get dealt deuces on single line DW.

I played about 800 hands.

Fun story: I was playing a progressive with a partner, hating life as usual as we all do playing a progressive, and we got snapped off by some guy. Split our losses and the partner was not smart enough to split action on me on this play. I even offered to split as long as we both played the same game, but oh well. And he's luckier then I am.

Really Great Pictures! I am about to delete all mine out of my phone as well. I get tired of them. You must be on some huge promotion to play 8/5 Double Double at the 5 dollar level!!! I've played that game when it is 5X and 6X Royal and it was not fun at all... talk about jumping off a cliff with no parachute!! Not very difficult at all playing that game and getting stuck 10 to 15 dimes before they hand pay you 4 grand :)... Your playing it Flat as far as I can tell! HA HA ... 5 fours! I get that joke :)

I feel so bad that you flopped 4 Ducks on 5 Dollar Single Line 15/9!!! Boo Freaking Hoo!!
Why oh Why do you always go for the Kicker on games that don't have Kickers?
Are you trying to make the 5th deuce just to show us you made the 5th deuce :) ??

8/6 Bdlx with a triple royal... I'm so jealous of you guys. You know where everything is :(

Your Huge Slot Win at 40 dollars a spin reminds me of the Dean Martin Game...
GO GO GO GO... come on and dance with me... GO GO GO GO!!!
I listen to that song ever day when I head out of the house :)

Let me see... that picture is blurry so I might be off... 15/9 Deuces, 10 play, 50 dollars a spin... damn you APs!

Oh and everything changes if your partner decides to play on!
You know that thing about a butterfly flapping its wings in South America or something like that.

Must be nice to be somewhat new to Vegas and spinning off games that cost 40 to 125 dollars a spin!!
Hopefully people like ZenKing will just stick to counting cards playing Ding Dang WrONG!
Anyways... nicely done... I am going back to grinding out 12 dollars an hour, playing some boring single line VP game :(
I might get a free buffet or ticket to the snack bar which will be a huge boost today!
I must be doing well since I blew off about 200 in Free Play in the last 4 days... I hate myself :(
Oh let's not forget the 200 dollar drawing that I had 12k tickets in and just said F it...thats 400 I let them keep!
Actually I hate that I let the Casinos lock that money up... now I'm pissed just thinking about that.
Thanks for putting me in a good mood... I'm late... I hate this site!

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I hate this site!

WTF?

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WTF?

The old love/hate relationship. Don't listen to my posts. They are uneducated, emotional rants for the most part that have no pattern.

Wrong game. But video poker giveth and taketh away



I wrote this story and the internet went bonkers so short version:

Get this hand dealt, thought I hit draw, didn't, some person next to me said you should draw that hand. I look like a dummy.

Nice hit!

I got 4 Deuces with a 3 on Tuesday in Tunica...at 9/6 Jacks...Ugh.

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Wrong game. But video poker giveth and taketh away

I out-pipped you yesterday. :-D



I've been on vacation for the last couple of months. This was my first day playing for length of time.

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Get this hand dealt, thought I hit draw, didn't, some person next to me said you should draw that hand. I look like a dummy.

You probably know by now that I'm a little slow. I don't understand your comment. Would you please explain to me?

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You probably know by now that I'm a little slow. I don't understand your comment. Would you please explain to me?

he didn't hit the draw button.
the hand doesnt resolve (and he doesnt get paid) till he hits draw

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he didn't hit the draw button.
the hand doesnt resolve (and he doesnt get paid) till he hits draw

oh I see, thanks

Aka he's a big dummy (don't ban me babs). I told him to play $25 10-play, but he decided to be a peasant and only play $0.50 10-play.

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Aka he's a big dummy (don't ban me babs). I told him to play $25 10-play, but he decided to be a peasant and only play $0.50 10-play.

Ugh, how do you even get excited about a dealt royal at that point, am I right???

Winning money = awesome
Taxables = boo

Winning $1199x4 is more awesome then $5kx1 lol.

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Aka he's a big dummy (don't ban me babs). I told him to play $25 10-play, but he decided to be a peasant and only play $0.50 10-play.

I feel like Tim Bradley in the first 3 quarters of Superb Owl 51 :(

Nice hit!

damn bros and hoes I forgot this thread existed.

couple of these might be reposts but here we go:

That 2nd to last one had to piss you off. 3 2s and nothing converted but still had to wait for handpay

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what did you hit to get such a weird payout amount in spin poker Deuce's Wild while holding 2 pair?

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what did you hit to get such a weird payout amount in spin poker Deuce's Wild while holding 2 pair?

I haven't figured that out, either.

It says 3 games of 9 lines each, for 27 lines. 3 lines paid 20 units each, and the jackpot was 18xxx.xx on 60 units. There was no credit shown for the other lines at 2pr (which is normal for deuces, starting at 3OAK)

That sort of equates to $300 bet per line. Did you really bet $8100 per spin? I can't see you doing that.

I have to be calculating this wrong. Or misunderstanding something that happened. No idea where the odd amount would come from. Except maybe the machine allowed you to accrue credits until cashout, and you started with a TITO from some other denom? Or hit a progressive on a previous spin and it rolled over, maybe with other hits, until cashout?

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what did you hit to get such a weird payout amount in spin poker Deuce's Wild while holding 2 pair?

It's the random jackpot that Stations casinos awards to a random machine player. It must hit by $20k. Lucky duck.

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That 2nd to last one had to piss you off. 3 2s and nothing converted but still had to wait for handpay

As I was waiting I played the machine next to it and instead of sticking to $1 i went to 50c and got the 4 aces dealt :(

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what did you hit to get such a weird payout amount in spin poker Deuce's Wild while holding 2 pair?

It's the random jackpot that Stations casinos awards to a random machine player. It must hit by $20k. Lucky duck.

You must have just about crapped yourself when that showed up out of nowhere. Wow. That's even better than hitting a Royal - ultimate vulture.

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what did you hit to get such a weird payout amount in spin poker Deuce's Wild while holding 2 pair?

It's the random jackpot that Stations casinos awards to a random machine player. It must hit by $20k. Lucky duck.

You must have just about crapped yourself when that showed up out of nowhere. Wow. That's even better than hitting a Royal - ultimate vulture.

Can we get a ruling on that? Is questioning the hygiene habits of members a suspendable offense? :)

That's nice.



too bad it's not mine. I was just curious if there was a hit like that on YT on this game.

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That's nice.

too bad it's not mine. I was just curious if there was a hit like that on YT on this game.

I think that the guy that hit that used to post here. Maybe cmlotto? He started a thread here after that hit.

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That's nice.

too bad it's not mine. I was just curious if there was a hit like that on YT on this game.

I think that the guy that hit that used to post here. Maybe cmlotto? He started a thread here after that hit.

You are correct. I was thinking about him but remember his post and Christopher was the name..

Yeah that's cmlolito on the forum. Hopefully his 2019 wasn't too rough. The updates fell off a bit. Hard to beat a "unicorn".

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Yeah that's cmlolito on the forum. Hopefully his 2019 wasn't too rough. The updates fell off a bit. Hard to beat a "unicorn".

his last login was 3months ago :(

also, that video is his?

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his last login was 3months ago :(

also, that video is his?

Afaik, yes.

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his last login was 3months ago :(

also, that video is his?

Yes it is

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Yeah that's cmlolito on the forum. Hopefully his 2019 wasn't too rough. The updates fell off a bit. Hard to beat a "unicorn".

If I remember correctly he was doing something like 100k coin in per day and then had a bad run and dropped to multi line quarters. He blew through a bunch of it and I think was going to stop. Hopefully he didnt burn the entire thing.

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his last login was 3months ago :(

also, that video is his?

I always enjoyed his play report posts. Hopefully his luck turned back upward.