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AxelWolf
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September 16th, 2019 at 8:03:45 AM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

In Edward Thorp's classic "Beat the Dealer" he recommends the martingale but not as a winning system but to impress a hot babe

tell her you've got a sure winner and do a 5 step marty (if necessary) on Player at baccarat and you are very likely to win a hand in one of the steps and if she's not an experienced, knowledgeable gambler she might be impressed

then you can show her your etchings in your room

Not directed at the situation or anyone in particular such as d'Alembert. I have seen some seemingly smart people become real stupid, especially when it comes to gambling and other things involving money.
You know, riding buses, scavenging through leftover food, horrible Investments, day trading, bad money management, roulette and Baccarat systems, thinking dice control actually works and the list goes on and on and on and on.
We want to get into all the sexual perversion stuff.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
TigerWu
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September 16th, 2019 at 8:44:15 AM permalink
All of those betting systems work in theory, but casinos have maximum limits and people have maximum bankrolls. That's what's keeping them from working in the real world.
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September 16th, 2019 at 9:19:54 AM permalink
Adapting the D’Alembert to blackjack is almost impossible. Craps works on the line and in combinations of bets that equal the odds of a seven. Even a buy combo on crapless!
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September 16th, 2019 at 9:44:02 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Not directed at the situation or anyone in particular such as d'Alembert. I have seen some seemingly smart people become real stupid, especially when it comes to gambling and other things involving money. <…>

It happened to me as a young man. Since then I have become much more defiant. Or is it skeptical?
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September 16th, 2019 at 9:45:57 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

If you want a long time at the tables with minimal risk, then flat bet.

What if you want a long time but do not care about risk? Is it still the best advice?
(Not that I’m concerned. I think of the belles marquises of d’Alembert’s time...
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September 16th, 2019 at 10:02:24 AM permalink
Quote: kubikulann

What if you want a long time but do not care about risk? Is it still the best advice?



Then be a high roller or whale.
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September 16th, 2019 at 10:03:55 AM permalink
Quote: kubikulann

What if you want a long time but do not care about risk? Is it still the best advice?
(Not that I’m concerned. I think of the belles marquises of d’Alembert’s time...



I would still stand behind flat betting.

Let's say you have 10 units and want it to last as long as possible before going bust. Your best choice is to flat bet.
It's not whether you win or lose; it's whether or not you had a good bet.
weezrDASvegas
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September 16th, 2019 at 10:24:36 AM permalink
"I would still stand behind flat betting.
Let's say you have 10 units and want it to last as long as possible before going bust. Your best choice is to flat bet."

gAMBLERS GAMBLE TO MAKE A PROFIT NOT TO LAST FOR AS MANY ORGASMS AS THE LADY ASKS...

"D’ALEMBERT WAS NO IDIOT... BUT WIZARD OF OX IS?"
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September 16th, 2019 at 10:54:06 AM permalink
Quote: weezrDASvegas

gAMBLERS GAMBLE TO MAKE A PROFIT NOT TO LAST FOR AS MANY ORGASMS AS THE LADY ASKS...



I gamble because it's fun. I don't care about profit.
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September 16th, 2019 at 11:04:36 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

I gamble because it's fun. I don't care about profit.



Not me. Gambling without winning
is totally boring.
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