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Youtuber "AP" Players & Regal

For the most part, these guys ARE NOT AP players. I watch these guys telling you to spin 8 wilds on regal, or that 45 is a break even number for the Amber on Link. Simply not true. I lose spinning 9-10-11-12 and even a 9 turned into a 13 at $20 spin.

Here are some highlights


9 @ $20 a spin turned into a 13, lost $3
12 @1.60 spin lost $24
11 @$16 spin lost $85
10 @$3.20 spin lost $20

numerous 9s for losers of 10 bets or less.

Biggest win

11 @$50 a spin and hit it in 3 spins for $1500
9 @$16 a spin won $475
10 @$8 spin won $200
11 @$7.50 spin SHAKER PURPLE first spin for +$300, another $175 for the wilds


The losing money part doesn't bother me, machines run good n bad, these just ran bad. The thing that bothers me are guys saying 8 is always a winner, when it is CLEARLY NOT. These youtubers have NO IDEA wtf they're talking about, and you should only listen to the proven guys. Buffalo Bob is a guy I watch a lot but a few of these others I just stopped watching. Bob will take some light plays but tells you they're light and does it for content. As he's spinning it, he tells you "this is not a play by the way just doing it for the video" which is what I like.

Beware of the slot tuber who never posts losers. They're not being honest with you. I have losing days where machines just run poorly, or you lose a $6 spin bet and don't find any other plays, or you have some small winners on the others. IT HAPPENS. The thing I always tell myself is that the machines will be there tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that, and you'll beat them then.

Busting Money GRAND HIT

LOL, Read a few of my first blogs from August and maaaannnnn was I green. Have to laugh about it now, but things have been going very well the last month.

I play a lot of Bustin Money and have done very well with it. I've had a couple or really bad sessions where the machine was just in take money mode, and those were losses of

$4.50 $900loss
$3.75 $1200 loss

This is where 1 vault popped, or two vaults popped and the other was still a play, and I rebuilt it again, only to get hosed again. It happens. But two weeks ago the unthinkable happened. I hit the grand for $11,500.

1cent, $1.50 denom, 26 spins, I hit it 23 spins in. I sat and waited 20 minutes for someone to come out and no one did. The machine LOCKED UP with 3 spins remaining and I had to hit the service button to get someone out there. Slot tech had to reboot the machine (and each time it replays the last spin where the GRAND coin fills in the slot), until the machine "recognized" that it happened. On the 3rd try, the "You've won the Grand Jackpot" finally came on, and it started to play music, but the tech slapped the button and it cycled out. 35 minutes until it came on that it was a jackpot, and they got indicators on their wristband devices. Then another 20 waiting for the rep to come out and congratulate me.

The entire time the tech is rebooting it, I'm thinking that they're going to tell me the machine malfunctioned and I don't get the jackpot. Incredible that it happened in such a short lifespan of me playing slots, but I figure you're "supposed" to hit about 1 a year. Whether it be MEGA, GRAND, JACKPOT, Golden Arrow Buffalo, etc, probably all the same mitt. I'll be adding some more blogs to catch up.

Buffalo Link & MoneyBall

Lighting link

Counter 1490 .05 denom, $5 bet $700 loser no bonus until sizzle, coin bonus paid $47
Counter 1420 .05 denom $5 bet. $500 loser, one basic box bonus on the way for $140, end box bonus for $115
Counter 1580 .01 denom $1 bet. $6 winner. One box bonus for $65, sizzle coin round paid ZERO.


Moneyball

21 @ $4 bet $90 loser after it ran to 35
18 @ 1.20 bet $14 winner after it ran to 23
16 @ .80 bet $6 loser after it ran to 26


All of this last two days

Catching up 2 weeks

First rule is WE DON'T SPIN 8S ANYMORE ON REGAL RICHES/LINK.
WE DON'T SPIN 8S
WE DON'T SPIN 8S THAT TURN INTO 11S AND STILL LOSE
WE DON'T SPIN 8S
WE DON'T SPIN 8S EVEN WHEN THE PERSON HITS A SHAKER AND CASHES OUT IMMEDIATELY LEAVING THE 8S ON THE BOARD
WE DON'T SPIN 8S
WE DON'T SPIN 8S

6/6 losers we stopped spinning them week ago

WE DO SPIN 11S
WE DO SPIN 10S
WE DO SPIN 13S
And we thank the people for leaving them for us


Money Treasures----play at 20+

Money Ball 1c, max $4.00 Money ball at 21
100 spins in, ZERO money balls and very small line/money ball hits
Finally popped the free games $550 in, popped money balls inside the free games with a 5x multiplier. When it was all said and done, stuck $100, but remember; popping money balls IN FREE GAMES FEATURE doesn't reset moneyballs in regular play. We press on. Start picking up money balls and run it up to 31, at a cost of $800. Bonus comes after 3 moneyballs hit, so 3x multiplier. Bonus pays $700. As much as I'd love to play these at a higher denom, I'm not sure I can handle the swings right now. Worst thing you can do is get into a play you're not funded for and have to walk away, OR, you get buried and it sets you back. This game is pretty volatile.

Regal Link/Riches

spinning off wilds been going well, cleared board on one game Amber/Amethyst/Sapphire and finished $20 loser. Have still never popped a gold bonus. Hoping one day I will.


Buffalo Link/Ascension/etc

Buff Link 1c denom, $1 bet

Started at 1250/60, ran me up to 1620. ZERO bonuses on the way there. ZERO. Sizzler was a coin bonus that paid me $1.20
I don't usually play this under 1350, but there was nothing else to play and I accept the loss.

Buff Ascension reels 2-3 maxed, 3360 min has been doing well for me
Buff Ascension reels 2-3 maxed, but only 3136, hit a few bonuses super early into the play, was up $45. Ran it out until we were maxed out, ended up $70 loser. Thought about jumping off of it when I was up $45, but I figured it was going to reel up any minute after I had already spun in it 30-40 times.


That's it for now, more another day if anyone actually reads my blog

Bustin Money and "AP" Players

Busting Money both plays .75 at .01 denom



21 free games 3087 ways 4x multiplier

ran it to 28 free games and 5x multiplier. Dumped $160 in, ran it down to about $80, cashed out for $200. Busted all three banks, felt like this payout was a little light


14 free games, 3087 ways, 5x multiplier

As I played the first machine, guy next to me kept busting safes for tiny money. $20 or less. I think there was even a $2.75 payout. It ate $200 from him paying him out tiny bonuses every 15 minutes or so, he got mad and left. Stuck my $200 voucher in his machine and ran it down to $100ish. Popped red free games along the way, but ran it back up to 13. Popped all three, cashed out for $169, $31 loser. Same thing with this payout, felt like it was pretty light.


I played Bustin Money at $1.50 .01 denom few days ago and busted 2, then all of them while in the feature. It paid me out 200x, so compared to these .75 payouts at about 100x, I guess the next payout would be 300x, and so on and so forth but IDK. I saw an absolute monster yesterday, and stalked the guy and his girl til they ran out of money. But he put another $100 in, and wasn't leaving it. It was

27 free games 3087 reels 10x multiplier


ABSOLUTE MONSTER BOARD. I came back 10 or so minutes later and they were gone and the board was reset.



"AP" Player on Moneyball. I saw a 12, 14, 15. Left them all ,they're all losers. Chinese guy played ALL of them, then was stalking the bustin money I was sitting on while the guy and girl played. He kept circling around, then went and sat on a semi positive Buffalo ascension. I passed him after the Bustin Money play was over, and said "that was a monster". He pulled the old lost in translation with me, like he didn't speak English.