New Vegas Words
October 24th, 2011 at 5:30:18 PM
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Made up some new words. Maybe they will catch on and make it into the OED... maybe they will just make you groan...
Trapped in gridlock when the President comes to town: Barrackjacked
Torn slips of paper left on the sportsbook floor when the overwhelming favorite blows a big lead in the second half: parlitter
Holding one's hand up to the mouth to keep an alcohol infused beverage just chugged from a three foot tall cup from escaping: backyard-arm
Splatter when above manuever is unsuccessful because drinker had recently eaten two 99-cent chili dogs: chomit
Other suggestions?
Trapped in gridlock when the President comes to town: Barrackjacked
Torn slips of paper left on the sportsbook floor when the overwhelming favorite blows a big lead in the second half: parlitter
Holding one's hand up to the mouth to keep an alcohol infused beverage just chugged from a three foot tall cup from escaping: backyard-arm
Splatter when above manuever is unsuccessful because drinker had recently eaten two 99-cent chili dogs: chomit
Other suggestions?
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
October 24th, 2011 at 5:38:07 PM
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Not sure of a word but wondered if the guy who paints the ceilings in casinos is considered a 'High Roller' :-)
October 24th, 2011 at 5:38:45 PM
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Losing all your money=Going home a wiener.
(I know, it needs to be something shorter)
(I know, it needs to be something shorter)
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
October 24th, 2011 at 5:40:56 PM
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...maybe "Bigwieiner"
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
October 24th, 2011 at 5:48:55 PM
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How about getting a Vegas women drunk so that you can have your wicked way with her:-
Ply Gal, Poke Her ??
Ply Gal, Poke Her ??
October 24th, 2011 at 6:08:53 PM
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I've been mulling over a satirical but affectionate guide to Vegas. Thus far all I've got, really, is attempts to rename the town "Palm City, NV." in order to comply with truth in advertising laws and regulations.
I know, it's pretty lame...
I know, it's pretty lame...
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
October 24th, 2011 at 6:25:24 PM
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Big craps tipper who after playing fills up at the buffet as if he hasn't eaten in a month: "gorgeous george."
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
October 24th, 2011 at 9:52:13 PM
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When done on the bare, uncarpeted floor: Ply Gal, Poke Her (Tiles).Quote: SwitchHow about getting a Vegas women drunk so that you can have your wicked way with her:-
Ply Gal, Poke Her ??
October 24th, 2011 at 10:19:55 PM
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And if she lets everyone do it to her:-
EZ Ply Gal, Poke Her.
EZ Ply Gal, Poke Her.
October 24th, 2011 at 10:23:26 PM
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Instead of drawing cards to determine a winner between 'Banker' and 'Player', how about if you had 2 mice racing along a table?
Backarat ???
Backarat ???
October 24th, 2011 at 11:00:30 PM
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No, No!! If its two rats running back and forth its Backarat.
If instead of rats, you use mice then it becomes Mini-Backarat.
If instead of rats, you use mice then it becomes Mini-Backarat.
October 24th, 2011 at 11:01:34 PM
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Only if they're female, otherwise it'd be mickey-baccarat
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October 24th, 2011 at 11:18:31 PM
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The craps players who don't own any real estate (odds, place or come bets) and just play the Field and the middle of the table---" SHARE-PROPPERS"
when man determined to destroy himself he picked the was of shall and finding only why smashed it into because."
— E.E. Cummings
