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unJon
unJon
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Mission146beachbumbabs
August 16th, 2018 at 10:49:48 AM permalink
Quote: Mission146

I was just using my brain.
Until Rothstein took me back;
Broke my effin' hand.



Broke my effin’ hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
Joeman
Joeman
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August 16th, 2018 at 11:27:12 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Broke my effin’ hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood

Table wants my blood
Hit twelve against dealer's three
Took dealer's bust card
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
JimRockford
JimRockford
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August 16th, 2018 at 11:35:00 AM permalink
Quote: Joeman

Table wants my blood
Hit twelve against dealer's three
Took dealer's bust card


Took dealer's bust card
Players hurled obscene insults
Smiled and split my tens
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
777
777
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August 16th, 2018 at 12:15:23 PM permalink
Quote: JimRockford

Took dealer's bust card
Players hurled obscene insults
Smiled and split my tens



Smiled and split my tens
Double down on hard twenty
Ace was my trump card.

(Note: I originally had "sh*thole my trump card", but settled on Ace... because it fits better with double down on 20)
Indy70
Indy70
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August 16th, 2018 at 12:45:27 PM permalink
Quote: unJon

Broke my effin’ hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood





Table wants my blood
Sold a pint Bus fare home
Feeling Dizzy Again.
JimRockford
JimRockford
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August 16th, 2018 at 12:51:11 PM permalink
Quote: Indy70

Table wants my blood
Sold a pint Bus fare home
Feeling Dizzy Again.



Rules people.
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
777
777
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August 16th, 2018 at 1:34:20 PM permalink
Quote: 777

Smiled and split my tens
Double down on hard twenty
Ace was my trump card.

(Note: I originally had "sh*thole my trump card", but settled on Ace... because it fits better with double down on 20)



Ace was my trump card.
I won, but got this insult,
"Dog, lying lowlife"
gordonm888
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August 16th, 2018 at 1:40:23 PM permalink
Quote: 777

Ace was my trump card.
I won, but got this insult,
"Dog, lying lowlife"



"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame

or

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor
So many better men, a few of them friends, were dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things lived on, and so did I.
JimRockford
JimRockford
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August 16th, 2018 at 3:07:06 PM permalink
Quote: gordonm888

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame

or

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor


Toxic body odor
Some folks find it a hard task
To count syllables
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
777
777
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August 17th, 2018 at 10:33:08 AM permalink
Quote: gordonm888

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame

or

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor



Bitter walk of shame
Back to my suite, got online
Played Vegas Haiku

“Toxic body odor”
Come on! Gordonm-8-8-8.
That’s six syllables

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