WoV McNugget Challenge #5 (split-off)
April 17th, 2016 at 7:06:09 PM
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Figure it was just about time for an inspirational video
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April 17th, 2016 at 7:33:31 PM
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I spoke with PokerGrinder quite a bit yesterday. He is taking this very seriously and has been eating in such a way to maximize his chances for a few days now. I'm not saying he will hit 100 but it should be a very good show.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
April 17th, 2016 at 8:46:32 PM
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Quote: WizardI'm open to that. Specific ideas?
Seriously, as a healthy lifestyle advocate, I'm thinking about making #5 the last McNugget challenge.
One meal is not unhealthy.
Running some numbers: 127-128 is where you should be filling up; 170 is a typical limit; 187-188 is the limit for someone who is an outlier; 200 is a good number to shoot for to be truly great
April 17th, 2016 at 11:27:25 PM
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Yeah, well, during our Sunday walking tour, as we considered lunch options, he suggested MSS buffet so he can load up on salads and vegetables. He also explained how that was part of the, ahem, "training".Quote: WizardI spoke with PokerGrinder quite a bit yesterday. He is taking this very seriously and has been eating in such a way to maximize his chances for a few days now. I'm not saying he will hit 100 but it should be a very good show.
Except when we got to there, and the smells hit him, he said, "F--- that. Lemme eat."
He then proceeded to load up on the same crap I was eating - but he ate more of it, so...
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April 17th, 2016 at 11:54:18 PM
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Quote: TomGOne meal is not unhealthy.
Exactly. Doing it 3 times a week is unhealthy,
doing it once is meaningless as far as your
health is concerned.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 18th, 2016 at 12:00:38 AM
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I think professional eaters will maintain a schedule of consuming bulk (like drinking large quantities of water) to keep their stomach capacity high. It is also important to keep your strenghth up in order to keep from getting ill.
Will someone be livestreaming the event?
Will someone be livestreaming the event?
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:01:27 AM
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Quote: DJTeddyBearHe also explained how that was part of the, ahem, "training".
Training has nothing to do with it. Either
your system can take the grease overload
or it can't. It's that simple. Or the sugar
and carb overload in a pie eating contest.
Or the volume of food in a hot dog contest.
That's why skinny women are often champs.
For some reason, they can tolerate extremes.
If this guy has never done it before, that odds
are against him. Participants in eating contests
have done it many times, they know their
limitations. A newbie has no idea what he's
up against.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
April 18th, 2016 at 4:07:12 AM
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Quote: DJTeddyBearYeah, well, during our Sunday walking tour, as we considered lunch options, he suggested MSS buffet so he can load up on salads and vegetables. He also explained how that was part of the, ahem, "training".
Except when we got to there, and the smells hit him, he said, "F--- that. Lemme eat."
He then proceeded to load up on the same crap I was eating - but he ate more of it, so...
Jeez thanks for ratting me out DJ :p
You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once. — Amarillo Slim Preston
April 18th, 2016 at 5:34:39 AM
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I suspect that everyone is rooting for you PG, well except those that wagered the dark side ;-)Quote: PokerGrinderJeez thanks for ratting me out DJ :p
Don't hurt yourself, and good luck!
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
April 18th, 2016 at 6:18:22 AM
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Quote: EvenBobTraining has nothing to do with it. Either
your system can take the grease overload
or it can't. It's that simple. Or the sugar
and carb overload in a pie eating contest.
Or the volume of food in a hot dog contest.
That's why skinny women are often champs.
For some reason, they can tolerate extremes.
If this guy has never done it before, that odds
are against him. Participants in eating contests
have done it many times, they know their
limitations. A newbie has no idea what he's
up against.
Skinny woman are thr ideal because the stomach doesnt have fat surrounding it and preventing it from stretching.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
April 18th, 2016 at 6:42:34 AM
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Quote: AyecarumbaWill someone be livestreaming the event?
No. I think the best we can offer is text updates and a photo from time to time.
Can I get two volunteers, one who will be present at the challenge and one to transcribe texts to posts during the event?
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
April 18th, 2016 at 8:52:20 AM
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Ratting you out?Quote: PokerGrinderJeez thanks for ratting me out DJ :p
Should've been like a politician: Deny, deny, deny... :B
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http://www.DaveMillerGaming.com/ —————————————————————————————————————
Superstitions are silly, childish, irrational rituals, born out of fear of the unknown. But how much does it cost to knock on wood? 😁
April 18th, 2016 at 8:56:40 AM
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Quote: DJTeddyBearRatting you out?
Should've been like a politician: Deny, deny, deny... :B
Sorry you're right. I did not have sexual relations with that buffet... Err I mean woman.
You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once. — Amarillo Slim Preston
April 18th, 2016 at 9:08:30 AM
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More like buffet? What buffet? Pls define buffet for me.
Who is that DJTB guy anyway, never met him...
Who is that DJTB guy anyway, never met him...
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
April 18th, 2016 at 10:23:30 AM
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I just ate 2 dozen buffalo chicken wings for solidarity.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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April 18th, 2016 at 10:55:05 AM
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Youuuuuu Might be a bad man, er, rascal ;-)Quote: GWAEI just ate 2 dozen buffalo chicken wings for solidarity.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
April 18th, 2016 at 11:44:19 AM
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Meeting spot?
I'm at craps
I'm at craps
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http://www.DaveMillerGaming.com/ —————————————————————————————————————
Superstitions are silly, childish, irrational rituals, born out of fear of the unknown. But how much does it cost to knock on wood? 😁
April 18th, 2016 at 11:48:20 AM
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So now we wait, 'bout fifteen minutes till the moment we have all been waiting for.
In this corner, the relatively unknown challenger, the mysterious Canadian force to be reckoned with, PokerGrinder.
In the other corner, well there's not really another corner.
On the other side, the dark side, there are some that feel the feat cannot be accomplished.
The crowd gathers, there is some last minute wagering, the challenger walks into the arena and the house goes silent. This guy looks serious, others glance to their right and left wondering, wondering what will unfold.
Somewhere back in the back of the arena they start cooking nuggets, lots of nuggets. Everyone's got a poker smile on their face, some are bluffing and worried, but a poker face is a poker face.
The contender sits, rounds of applause from the audience.
And then, and then, the secret weapon is revealed.........
............to be continued (after this brief commercial break )........
In this corner, the relatively unknown challenger, the mysterious Canadian force to be reckoned with, PokerGrinder.
In the other corner, well there's not really another corner.
On the other side, the dark side, there are some that feel the feat cannot be accomplished.
The crowd gathers, there is some last minute wagering, the challenger walks into the arena and the house goes silent. This guy looks serious, others glance to their right and left wondering, wondering what will unfold.
Somewhere back in the back of the arena they start cooking nuggets, lots of nuggets. Everyone's got a poker smile on their face, some are bluffing and worried, but a poker face is a poker face.
The contender sits, rounds of applause from the audience.
And then, and then, the secret weapon is revealed.........
............to be continued (after this brief commercial break )........
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
April 18th, 2016 at 11:59:25 AM
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Nugget Challenge kicking off in about 10 minutes. PokerGrinder looking confident.
April 18th, 2016 at 12:03:50 PM
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It's begun at 1202 pm. I will b providing live updates...
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:05:41 PM
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The challenger ate the first 10 in 2 minutes
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:07:25 PM
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The next 10 pieces were downed at 1206
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:09:55 PM
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the challenger is keeping a good pace and finished a total of 30 pieces at 1208, in exactly 6 min 24 seconds
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:11:59 PM
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A fast start...
What was the "secret grease fighting weapon?"
What was the "secret grease fighting weapon?"
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 12:12:12 PM
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40 @ 1212 pm
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:13:03 PM
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Who can all you guys walk ten feet past a craps table and not look?Quote: DJTeddyBearMeeting spot?
I'm at craps
Whatever. I may have missed the first 30 nuggets, but I'm up $155.
I invented a few casino games. Info:
http://www.DaveMillerGaming.com/ —————————————————————————————————————
Superstitions are silly, childish, irrational rituals, born out of fear of the unknown. But how much does it cost to knock on wood? 😁
April 18th, 2016 at 12:16:35 PM
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Halfway point! 50 nuggets down the hatch @ 1215 pm.
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:17:20 PM
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From what I've read,
The challenger looks strong, and big...
First 20 or thirty in a couple bites, like only 5 minutes or so..
This one, this one could be the the one, can he do it?
Pause for another commercial break......
The challenger looks strong, and big...
First 20 or thirty in a couple bites, like only 5 minutes or so..
This one, this one could be the the one, can he do it?
Pause for another commercial break......
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
April 18th, 2016 at 12:18:50 PM
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Quote: KonbuHalfway point! 50 nuggets down the hatch @ 1215 pm.
How's the pace Konbu? Is he showing signs of slowing? One every 15 seconds is a pretty good pace...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 12:19:10 PM
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Quote: KonbuHalfway point! 50 nuggets down the hatch @ 1215 pm.
I would be interested in how confident is he right now? Does he still believe he is going to do it?
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
April 18th, 2016 at 12:20:52 PM
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We now go live to our corespondent Konbu on-site, for one of the most exciting events in, in the last couple days.
Konbu, do we have a good connection?
Konbu, do we have a good connection?
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
April 18th, 2016 at 12:23:32 PM
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And... 60 nuggets has disappeared at 1222pm, in 19 min 30 sec.
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:25:26 PM
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Quote: KonbuAnd... 60 nuggets has disappeared at 1222pm, in 19 min 30 sec.
Pace is slowing, but 75 should be in reach. I'm gonna owe the Wizard...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 12:25:27 PM
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Stil waiting on Konbu, apparently we are having technical difficulties, pls be patient, no refunds.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
April 18th, 2016 at 12:31:11 PM
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70 nuggets disappeared into oblivion at 1229pm, in 26 min30 sec! Our challenger has slowed his pace and appears to be struggling a little. The 74.5 should be no problem but 100 appears to be difficult at this time.
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:31:38 PM
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I was expecting an update on 70 about three minutes ago... maybe I don't owe the Wizard after all...Quote: KonbuAnd... 60 nuggets has disappeared at 1222pm, in 19 min 30 sec.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 12:32:53 PM
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Quote: Konbu70 nuggets disappeared into oblivion at 1229pm, in 26 min30 sec! Our challenger has slowed his pace and appears to be struggling a little. The 74.5 should be no problem but 100 appears to be difficult at this time.
It appears my only hope now is a reversal of fortune...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 12:38:43 PM
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The milestone of 75 nuggets has been reached at 1234pm! We have non WOV spectators! A table of 4 customers finished their meal already but have taken an interest in the challenge and are hanging around a bit longer.
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:40:46 PM
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Quote: KonbuThe milestone of 75 nuggets has been reached at 1234pm! We have non WOV spectators! A table of 4 customers finished their meal already but have taken an interest in the challenge and are hanging around a bit longer.
Who else is there Konbu? DJTB, Wizard, you...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 12:44:28 PM
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85 nuggets at 1243pm!! It's getting close to the finish line!!
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:49:18 PM
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97, 98, 99,....PUKE!!! Game over. That'd be the worst, but funniest at the same time.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
April 18th, 2016 at 12:49:20 PM
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Go, PG!!!
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
April 18th, 2016 at 12:50:21 PM
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90 done! at 1248, in 45 minutes~! The end is in sight!
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April 18th, 2016 at 12:54:29 PM
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There's still the waiting period... Viva Acid Reflux!... hehe.. A new WoV record!Quote: Konbu90 done! at 1248, in 45 minutes~! The end is in sight!
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 12:58:00 PM
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Gooooal!!! 100th nugget downed in 53:47!!! 10 minutes countdown!
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April 18th, 2016 at 1:00:03 PM
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Is the 74.5 over line the winner...or is there a countdown there as well? It has been over 10 minutes since the 75th nugget was consumed so I assume the Overs have it regardless of the next 10 minutes.
Congratulations PG on getting the 100 nuggets down to begin with...I do hope you can hold on for the countdown.
Congratulations PG on getting the 100 nuggets down to begin with...I do hope you can hold on for the countdown.
April 18th, 2016 at 1:01:19 PM
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Quote: KonbuGooooal!!! 100th nugget downed in 53:47!!! 10 minutes countdown!
Congratulations PG!
Thanks for the blow by blow Konbu!
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
April 18th, 2016 at 1:07:39 PM
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Yay! Someone did it...
April 18th, 2016 at 1:09:21 PM
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YES and YES!Quote: AyecarumbaCongratulations PG!
Thanks for the blow by blow Konbu!
Way to go, PG!
Great commentary, Konbu!
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
