Holiday Humor
December 15th, 2011 at 11:29:03 PM
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Three men riding in a car together are in a horrible crash, they die instantly, and find themselves standing before St. Peter.
"You fellows are fortunate that we are running a Holiday Special; if you have anything in your pockets that is Christmasy, you can stay in Heaven for eternity."
The first fellow pulls out a Zippo, lights it, and says "A Yuletide Log is Burning."
"Very good," says St. Peter, and the fellow enters Heaven.
The second guy pulls out a set of keys and shakes them vigorously, saying "Sleigh bells."
"Excellent!" says St. Peter, as the gates of Paradise open up.
The third guy is stumped; he stands there for a minute, perspiring heavily, then smiles, reaches in his pocket and pulls out a pair of woman's panties.
St. Peter frowns and says "Panties? Panties? What is Christmasy about panties?"
The fellow smiles and says "They're Carol's!"
Ho ho ho!
"You fellows are fortunate that we are running a Holiday Special; if you have anything in your pockets that is Christmasy, you can stay in Heaven for eternity."
The first fellow pulls out a Zippo, lights it, and says "A Yuletide Log is Burning."
"Very good," says St. Peter, and the fellow enters Heaven.
The second guy pulls out a set of keys and shakes them vigorously, saying "Sleigh bells."
"Excellent!" says St. Peter, as the gates of Paradise open up.
The third guy is stumped; he stands there for a minute, perspiring heavily, then smiles, reaches in his pocket and pulls out a pair of woman's panties.
St. Peter frowns and says "Panties? Panties? What is Christmasy about panties?"
The fellow smiles and says "They're Carol's!"
Ho ho ho!
"What, me worry?"
December 16th, 2011 at 12:07:51 AM
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"Poker sure is an easy game to beat if you have the roll to keep rebuying."
December 16th, 2011 at 12:32:19 AM
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That has got to be the funniest thing I have EVER seen!
