Herman Cain WILL be POTUS
October 18th, 2011 at 3:00:07 AM
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That's WILL not if!
USING THE FULL POWERS OF TINFOILOLOGY TO 250% (THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF COMPUTATIONAL POWERS POSSIBLE TO HUMANS) I'VE CONFIRMED THAT HERMAN CAIN WILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. (CAPITAL LETTERS ARE NECESSARY WHEN FIRST MENTIONING THE RESULTS OF TINFOILOLOGY RESEARCH)
1. First off, as noted by a number of scholars across the Intertubes, this is the END TIMES (TM). Nuff said there.
2. WHO IS Herman Cain? Herman Cain is the Anti-Christ!!!
The AUDACIOUSNESS of the upside down 666 plan in GIANT plain sight (as noted by by the astute Michelle Bachmann "the devil is in the details." In fact, it's likely, the revised plan will be the "666 plan" and is going to be the workable plan when he becomes President.
3. Another big-plain-sight-not-hiding-it-at-all fact is that he was the CEO of "Godfather's Pizza"! Note, "God" and "Father" are words used in the bible for THE LORD. Also note how the "son", or "the savoir" is missing from the equation. Herman Cain is going to be OUR father, our god!
4. Remember the story of Cain and Able? Cain was the bad apple. He killed his brother. He offered "PRODUCE" which was rejected by God. From Wikipedia. Cain's "produce" or production will be rejected by God.
5. A perfect anagram of Cain's name: Herman Cain = Mean an Rich
What more proof do you need?
His campaign slogan will soon be.
Vote Cain! Your only choice! Mu ha hah ha...
USING THE FULL POWERS OF TINFOILOLOGY TO 250% (THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF COMPUTATIONAL POWERS POSSIBLE TO HUMANS) I'VE CONFIRMED THAT HERMAN CAIN WILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. (CAPITAL LETTERS ARE NECESSARY WHEN FIRST MENTIONING THE RESULTS OF TINFOILOLOGY RESEARCH)
1. First off, as noted by a number of scholars across the Intertubes, this is the END TIMES (TM). Nuff said there.
2. WHO IS Herman Cain? Herman Cain is the Anti-Christ!!!
The AUDACIOUSNESS of the upside down 666 plan in GIANT plain sight (as noted by by the astute Michelle Bachmann "the devil is in the details." In fact, it's likely, the revised plan will be the "666 plan" and is going to be the workable plan when he becomes President.
3. Another big-plain-sight-not-hiding-it-at-all fact is that he was the CEO of "Godfather's Pizza"! Note, "God" and "Father" are words used in the bible for THE LORD. Also note how the "son", or "the savoir" is missing from the equation. Herman Cain is going to be OUR father, our god!
4. Remember the story of Cain and Able? Cain was the bad apple. He killed his brother. He offered "PRODUCE" which was rejected by God. From Wikipedia. Cain's "produce" or production will be rejected by God.
Quote:In the Greek New Testament, Cain is referred to as [Greek lettering here not reproducible][3] In at least one translation this is rendered "from the evil one",[4] while others have "of the evil one."[5] Some interpreters take this to mean that Cain was literally the son of the serpent in the Garden of Eden. A parallel idea can be found in Jewish tradition,[6] that the serpent (Hebrew nahash ???) from the Garden of Eden was father to firstborn Cain.
5. A perfect anagram of Cain's name: Herman Cain = Mean an Rich
What more proof do you need?
His campaign slogan will soon be.
Vote Cain! Your only choice! Mu ha hah ha...
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:38:40 AM
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Great post!!! I just want to know how many beers preceeded this.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:47:15 AM
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Well, I do hope that he is the GOP nominee.
Someday, joor goin' to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and joor goin' to say to joorself, "Was that her?" and then joor goin' to answer to joorself, "That was her!" But you know somethin' mister? I was always her yuss nobody knows it! - Googie Gomez
October 18th, 2011 at 10:09:14 AM
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Quote: timberjimGreat post!!! I just want to know how many beers preceeded this.
I feel like we need to bet about this. I'll set the line at 4.5. Want action?
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
October 18th, 2011 at 4:46:47 PM
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Quote: timberjimI just want to know how many beers preceeded this.
1 beer for charm
2 beers for enlightenment
3 beers - all hell breaks loose.
Well, I've always been an alcohol lightweight.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
October 18th, 2011 at 6:17:05 PM
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Quote: rxwineWell, I've always been an alcohol lightweight.
Lightweight?
I was making side bets in Pai Gow after about 3/4 of a black russian.
From then on it's just water, coffee and diet coke at the casino <sigh>
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
