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AlanMendelson
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:06:17 PM permalink
Caesars Palace has triple play $100/coin video poker machines. $1500 for each max bet. They're in the Palace Court high limit room. The bathroom, by the way, is open to the public. There's free soft drinks, water and cookies there.

The VP games include 9/6 Jacks and 8/5 Bonus.

You can launder all the cash you want and no one will notice. Any dealt pair of Jacks or better will generate a W2G. And you'll even have a Caesars employee with a legal pad keeping track as a witness for later.

Who needs slots? LOL
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:06:43 PM permalink
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This whole discussion does remind me of season two of the Ozarks though. Good show.



I will absolutely not watch a show that is in any way reminiscent of this thread. I must have questioned why I had to be born at least three times in the last two hours.
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Mission146
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:08:31 PM permalink
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Wouldn't that require identification?



And a W2-G wouldnít?
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:08:34 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

every high roller would be suspected of laundering and drug dealing



You're assuming that every high roller deposits cash.
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:09:46 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146

I will absolutely not watch a show that is in any way reminiscent of this thread. I must have questioned why I had to be born at least three times in the last two hours.



Itís only like this thread in that itís a show about a money launderer. And thereís a casino. Itís a good show.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:11:11 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146

And a W2-G wouldnít?



That abiding is going really well. Here have a Sarsaparilla.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
Mission146
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:12:00 PM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

Caesars Palace has triple play $100/coin video poker machines. $1500 for each max bet. They're in the Palace Court high limit room. The bathroom, by the way, is open to the public. There's free soft drinks, water and cookies there.

The VP games include 9/6 Jacks and 8/5 Bonus.

You can launder all the cash you want and no one will notice. Any dealt pair of Jacks or better will generate a W2G. And you'll even have a Caesars employee with a legal pad keeping track as a witness for later.

Who needs slots? LOL



Can easily lose 10k without generating 150k in wins.

Iíd have gone with a similar example, otherwise.

I didnít even necessarily like the $125/hand, but mainly just answered that by saying youíd at least want a game with 10-FOR-1 pays.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:13:17 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146

And a W2-G wouldnít?



We were discussing floor personnel actions initiated by a $10K cash deposit.

That would include a visit to the player at the machine, and a conversation about identification.
Mission146
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:13:17 PM permalink
Quote: unJon

Itís only like this thread in that itís a show about a money launderer. And thereís a casino. Itís a good show.



I donít ever want to so much as wash clothes again after this thread. Iím pretty sure I never want to see money again, either.
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Mission146
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July 13th, 2021 at 5:14:13 PM permalink
Quote: unJon

That abiding is going really well. Here have a Sarsaparilla.



Sioux City is a good one. Much obliged.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219

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