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AcesAndEights
AcesAndEights
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November 23rd, 2013 at 11:40:02 PM permalink
One time, when I had just learned how to drive, I scraped another car in the parking lot of my parent's church. My car was a beater so no one noticed the marks on it...I drove away without leaving a note or anything. Still feel bad about it to this day, but not that bad.

Another one that is not a secret to anyone who knows me IRL, but will possibly be amusing to those of you here: I was arrested for public nudity for streaking at a pep rally before a football game. It was totally worth it.
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
JimRockford
JimRockford
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November 30th, 2013 at 11:25:32 PM permalink
I dyed my eyebrows for a time when they started turning gray. My hair was not gray so it seemed so unfair. I have come to terms with them now although my hair is still not gray.
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
wroberson
wroberson
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December 1st, 2013 at 1:20:11 AM permalink
I don't know where to begin...

I have 2 felonies from the 1980's. No jail time.
My room is a mess. Why waste 20 minutes a day when once a month will do.
I sued a cop for tell my employer about a stop sign I ran.
I was falsely imprisoned by Chicago for 30 day and then paid 40k.
I know of a free porn site. It's a number between 88 and 90.
I once masturbated during the national anthem. Before TV was on 24/7.
I haven't had sex this year. I used to have it all the time.

This concludes my programming day...
Buffering...
FleaStiff
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December 1st, 2013 at 3:42:56 AM permalink
Okay,,, so we have felons, mass murderers, perverts and people who once died their eyelashes or drove away from a fender-bender.

I had expected a more larcenous lot, but then perhaps those clever enough to have stolen the money with which they gambled were clever enough to keep silent about it.
kewlj
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December 1st, 2013 at 6:40:15 AM permalink
Quote: wroberson

I don't know where to begin...

I have 2 felonies from the 1980's. No jail time.
My room is a mess. Why waste 20 minutes a day when once a month will do.
I sued a cop for tell my employer about a stop sign I ran.
I was falsely imprisoned by Chicago for 30 day and then paid 40k.
I know of a free porn site. It's a number between 88 and 90.
I once masturbated during the national anthem. Before TV was on 24/7.
I haven't had sex this year. I used to have it all the time.

This concludes my programming day...



I have to say, the most disturbing is the national anthem masterbation. Really?? You couldn't have waited 2 minutes? Waiting 2 minutes DURING sex can sometimes be a problem, but masterbating??

So what really productive thing have you found to fill your sex time? Write a book? Build a house for the homeless? Lol
JimRockford
JimRockford
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December 1st, 2013 at 1:41:11 PM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

Okay,,, so we have ... people who once died their eyelashes or ...


Eyebrows. Dying your eyelashes sounds really dangerous.
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
tournamentking
tournamentking
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December 1st, 2013 at 1:58:30 PM permalink
I guess anyone is allowed to post here. I'm VERY happy that I do not have that guy's life. Arrests, etc. Such pride.

My secret is, and I say this humbly, that I am, dollar for dollar, the best performing sports bettor I've ever heard of. I bet no more than one game on any given day, but I bet no less than $500. I had $5k on that Pats game last week. I rarely lose. I won't release my record this year because no one will want to believe it.
1BB
1BB
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December 1st, 2013 at 1:59:23 PM permalink
Do you dye your eyebrows to the National Anthem, Jim? :-)
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
FleaStiff
FleaStiff
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December 1st, 2013 at 2:39:25 PM permalink
Eyebrows, eyelashes... I don't think I've ever even looked at mine or thought about them in any way.

Note: Its Sports Bettor ... bettor.

I understand the rule is to bet the underdog eighty percent of the time.
tournamentking
tournamentking
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December 1st, 2013 at 2:51:33 PM permalink
I know flea. It's one of those "their vs. there" issues I have. The rule about the underdog is true, but there's plenty of exceptions. It's very complicated when you're not using pure math most of the time.

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