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zippyboy
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November 21st, 2013 at 6:10:22 AM permalink
I use Twitter exclusively as a joke and porn delivery system.
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FleaStiff
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November 21st, 2013 at 6:25:41 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Let's all reveal a secret...

Its generally best not too... that is why they are called secrets.

I tried to learn about Sports Books but it was essential to have some knowledge of sports. I have none. Oh I've heard terms like leagues and conferences, I've heard of "all stars" and finally figured out they are a composite team.

I really don't know when football season is or baseball season is. I know Monday nights used to be football on TV and perhaps still is, but I don't watch it or know which seasons it happens. I did learn that college and pro football is different and different in scoring but had not always been. Still don't know too much about plays available or why last minute plays may be suspicious as to betting. I know football is slow as mollases and I've learned that markers are not highlighters.

I'm not too sure what happens in this thing called Jay Alley, though I do seem to know a bit about baseball...two nine man teams and something about innings.

Basket ball is a complete mystery of course, but it seems bookies know all this stuff automatically and can even factor in such things as European officials from various countries and their differences when it comes to scoring.
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November 21st, 2013 at 7:07:11 AM permalink
Quote: odiousgambit

as far as pee-ing goes, without neighbors now, the yard is really getting hosed down regularly.



Is there anything better? I have certain shrubbery that I've not trimmed in a decade, just to maintain my outdoors pee spot. Works a trick when you're too dirty to want to brush off, take off your shoes, wash your hands, etc to use the indoor one.

Nude walks are awesome as well. Taking a late shower in mid summer and stepping outdoors still dripping wet is a treat. There's just something about being naked and outside.

I shave my legs every May. Takes a long time to grow back, so it keeps me nice and cool all summer.
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aceofspades
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November 21st, 2013 at 7:37:04 AM permalink
Quote: Face

I shave my legs every May. Takes a long time to grow back, so it keeps me nice and cool all summer.




I agree - nothing wrong with trimming the shrubbery
odiousgambit
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November 21st, 2013 at 7:50:26 AM permalink
Quote: Face

INude walks are awesome as well. Taking a late shower in mid summer and stepping outdoors still dripping wet is a treat. There's just something about being naked and outside.



Agree. Priceless to be able to do it and not be charged with indecent exposure.
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Mosca
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November 21st, 2013 at 7:55:59 AM permalink
Quote: terapined

ND = Notre Dame?
Your ND ladies visit my Maryland Terrapins Jan 27 and its gonna be on national TV, ESPN 2.
Bet? I only offer because Skylar Diggens graduated. Last time we played your team, Skylar totally torched us.



Yeah, sure! Since it's a forum bet, do you want to make it for a sum, or for something like keeping an embarrassing signature for a week, month, etc?
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odiousgambit
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November 21st, 2013 at 7:57:54 AM permalink
Quote: Face

(being able to take a leak in the yard)Is there anything better?



Not too many things!

I have developed some theories about this. I think we are not too removed from being a species that marked its territory with urine.

Rhinos use their dung to mark territory. Don't think *we* have any instincts about the smell of our dung? Observe the guy who farts in the room*. Everybody else is disgusted, but he himself, after denying it perhaps, thinks it is funny. Real funny ... it might be one of those times he collapses in helpless laughter even. Don't try to tell me there's not some kind of thowback to caveman days here.

*a room only with other guys, best observed when everyone is kicking back. He knows women are going to be disgusted. He won't admit it in that group.
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Mosca
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November 21st, 2013 at 8:04:09 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

I enjoyed it; my sister was incredible (first team All-State). Women's BB was just coming online when I was at Creighton; Title IX had just passed a couple years earlier and there was a phase-in period while we were in school. (Note Creighton has one of the best BB'ers in the country right now, though a man. The women's team has contended through recent years.) Women play more like Duke under Coach K or UNC under Dean Smith; it's all about the team coordination and strategy, great passing and placement, not dunking, fast breaks, and powerdriving. Great to watch, as Mosca said, if you're a game purist.



For me, it's not only the strategy, it's the intensity. When you watch a close game between top teams you can see those women just pouring it all out, and sometimes you see an athlete give more than they themselves thought they could. It is the essence of sports. And the women battle both the court and the other team. For the men, the court itself isn't a challenge.
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Mosca
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November 21st, 2013 at 8:08:26 AM permalink
Here's a secret.... Nah, forget it. I keep 'em because I don't want anyone to know.
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aceofspades
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November 21st, 2013 at 8:09:30 AM permalink
Quote: Mosca

Here's a secret.... Nah, forget it. I keep 'em because I don't want anyone to know.





Boooooring LOL

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