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February 13th, 2019 at 3:16:58 PM permalink
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https://youtu.be/XWGuzwj4DSs



Place your bets. She has stood me up 6/10 times when sex was promised or alluded to be guaranteed. I'll take odds against her showing up. Can someone give me 20/1?




4/10 success? Ask her to come over 3 or 4 times a day....

I remember in high school there was a total jerk who would go up to girls and basically ask them to have sex with him. Most of the time they of course said something like 'get away you creep'. He told me that around 1 in 50 or 100 would essentially say yes. Attempts x success rate = number of wins. If you don't care about the number of losses the formula works. Not sure if this is germane to your situation.
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February 13th, 2019 at 3:26:24 PM permalink
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February 13th, 2019 at 3:45:46 PM permalink
What a coincidence. All I hear is about ex-wives and ex-gf's. Lol. More proof that relationships or getting married is unnatural. While I wish for everyone who gets married to have a successful marriage, just know that it's unnatural to do so. It's basically just something shoved down our throats by religion and society. It will more often than not just not work out unfortunately. Proof that it's completely unnatural to be with one partner forever is the quote you always hear from people who are married, "Both sides just have to put effort into it to make it work " or something along those lines. Are you kidding me? You have to 'put effort' into it? That means its not natural if youre having to treat it as a job to make it work. LOL. Once again im right.

With that being said there are ways to make a relationship or marriage work. First off, you need to go back to the old school way of life and have the woman stay at home and be the housewife and everyone having a role to play. Secondly, you need to act as if you have other options in terms of women whether you have them or not. This psychologically mindfucks the woman to always have to prove her worth to you and makes you a prize to chase. Dont overdo it of course, but women love the mystery of whats really going on behind the scenes even when they wont admit it. They want the chase to never end. If you're not a prize to the woman or something worthwhile to keep, she will lose interest plain and simple regardless of the size of your bank account or the ferrari in your driveway.

This doesnt mean you treat her like trash like most idiots believe where you have to be a 'bad guy' or that 'nice guys' finish last. It's not so much being a 'bad guy' that attracts women, it's the act of not caring so much about her all the time and acting as if you got other things on your mind or other women in your life. This brings up your status that even if she leaves you or cheats on you, you wont be affected. That right there alones destroys 99% of womens reason to cheat of trying to 'get back at you' and so they will never do it. Psychology 101.

Basically once women know they have you or that they have the power in the relationship, they slowly lose interest. Forget all the loosey goosey sucking up to her all the time, buying her flowers, etc and acting like a pathetic loser. What you're basically doing by doing that is implying that if you lose her, you will be sulking in your room forever alone. Yes it's sad to have to do this, but thats how nature works.
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February 13th, 2019 at 3:48:34 PM permalink
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What a coincidence. All I hear is about ex-wives and ex-gf's. Lol. More proof that relationships or getting married is unnatural. Just something shoved down our throats by religion and society. It will more often than not just not work out unfortunately. Proof that it's completely unnatural to be with one partner forever is the quote you always hear from people who are married, "Both sides just have to put effort into it to make it work " or something along those lines. Are you kidding me? You have to 'put effort' into it? That means its not natural if youre having to treat it as a job to make it work. LOL. Once again im right.

With that being said there are ways to make a relationship or marriage work. First off, you need to go back to the old school way of life and have the woman stay at home and everyone have a role to play. Secondly, you need to act as if you have other options in terms of women whether you have them or not. This psychologically mindf$!#s the woman to always have to prove her worth to you and makes you a prize to chase. Women love that even when they wont admit it. They want the chase to never end. If you're not a prize to the woman or sonething worthwhile to keep, she will lose interest plain and simple. This doesnt mean you treat her like trash like most idiots believe where you have to be a 'bad guy' and that 'nice guys' finish last. It's not so much being a 'bad guy' that attracts women, it's the act of not caring so much about her all the time and actinf as if you got other things or women going on in your life.

Once women know they have you, they slowly lose interest. Forget all the loosey goosey sucking up to her all the time, buying her flowers, etc and acting like a pathetic loser. What you're basically doing by doing that is implying that if you lose her, you will be sulking in your room forever alone. Yes it's sad to have to do this, but thats how nature works.


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February 13th, 2019 at 5:45:47 PM permalink
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https://youtu.be/XWGuzwj4DSs



Place your bets. She has stood me up 6/10 times when sex was promised or alluded to be guaranteed. I'll take odds against her showing up. Can someone give me 20/1?




4/10 success? Ask her to come over 3 or 4 times a day....

I remember in high school there was a total jerk who would go up to girls and basically ask them to have sex with him. Most of the time they of course said something like 'get away you creep'. He told me that around 1 in 50 or 100 would essentially say yes. Attempts x success rate = number of wins. If you don't care about the number of losses the formula works. Not sure if this is germane to your situation.

Sex isn't good unless a woman is really into you. Anonymous sex doesn't feel good. I truthfully lose the attraction when a woman disappoints me. Sex could be good with a stranger, but it's a low odds proposition.
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February 13th, 2019 at 5:54:28 PM permalink
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What a coincidence. All I hear is about ex-wives and ex-gf's. Lol. More proof that relationships or getting married is unnatural. While I wish for everyone who gets married to have a successful marriage, just know that it's unnatural to do so. It's basically just something shoved down our throats by religion and society. It will more often than not just not work out unfortunately. Proof that it's completely unnatural to be with one partner forever is the quote you always hear from people who are married, "Both sides just have to put effort into it to make it work " or something along those lines. Are you kidding me? You have to 'put effort' into it? That means its not natural if youre having to treat it as a job to make it work. LOL. Once again im right.

With that being said there are ways to make a relationship or marriage work. First off, you need to go back to the old school way of life and have the woman stay at home and be the housewife and everyone having a role to play. Secondly, you need to act as if you have other options in terms of women whether you have them or not. This psychologically mind$!#s the woman to always have to prove her worth to you and makes you a prize to chase. Dont overdo it of course, but women love the mystery of whats really going on behind the scenes even when they wont admit it. They want the chase to never end. If you're not a prize to the woman or something worthwhile to keep, she will lose interest plain and simple regardless of the size of your bank account or the ferrari in your driveway.

This doesnt mean you treat her like trash like most idiots believe where you have to be a 'bad guy' or that 'nice guys' finish last. It's not so much being a 'bad guy' that attracts women, it's the act of not caring so much about her all the time and acting as if you got other things on your mind or other women in your life. This brings up your status that even if she leaves you or cheats on you, you wont be affected. That right there alones destroys 99% of womens reason to cheat of trying to 'get back at you' and so they will never do it. Psychology 101.

Basically once women know they have you or that they have the power in the relationship, they slowly lose interest. Forget all the loosey goosey sucking up to her all the time, buying her flowers, etc and acting like a pathetic loser. What you're basically doing by doing that is implying that if you lose her, you will be sulking in your room forever alone. Yes it's sad to have to do this, but thats how nature works.

Paragraph 1, you are wrong. If you care about someone, it's only fair to keep balance in the areas happiness and importance. If one party cannot they either don't care or the other is asking for too much. Both have to agree with this. Paragraph 4, maybe, but not necessarily. There are a lot of men that send flowers and women that send them, who are good relationships. Otherwise it depends, goes back to the point about one side asking for too much and the other giving too much.

If I had your permission ZK, I would tell you the reason a woman doesn't want you, which would be my opinion and also an insult. I'm not even sure I'd tell you even if you asked.If you were into it, you could start a thread asking why women don't want you, and other people might have good constructive criticism.
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February 13th, 2019 at 5:57:12 PM permalink
I did tell her I'm breaking up with her after tomorrow even if she shows or not. We are standing in each other's way distracting ourselves from what is important in our lives.
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February 13th, 2019 at 5:58:56 PM permalink
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Sounds pretty stalkerish. He isn't into you lol.
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February 13th, 2019 at 6:44:01 PM permalink
Tip... schedule a trip to Costco a few days before Valentine's Day. Brought the wife some nice roses home yesterday, she was surprised since it was a couple days early and you can't beat the price.
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February 13th, 2019 at 9:22:02 PM permalink
I'll take 2/1 on her going out with me on Valentine's after all. She might have fooled me again, but I don't think so. I am breaking up with her after Valentine's Day. That I won't take action on.

Guess what? The flowers haven't been delivered yet. They were supposed to be delivered on the 12th, then the 13th, and now the 14th. I'll probably pick her up before they are delivered.

On the website, the order showed the order was received by the shop and implied the order was still active, I found out by chat just now(screw you Regina) they did refund my money by not making the charge, and not making a credit, so I missed it when it must have happened today. Now I'm screwed. Oh well red roses at Walmart $15, but I didn't want red. They could give a flying hoot about all this crap. I never received the cancellation email, or I would have known. They just bounced on me and left.
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February 14th, 2019 at 4:16:09 AM permalink
Iím confused.

You wanted to buy flowers on Valentineís Day for a girl that you say is despicable and you want to break up with after Valentineís Day?

And youíre upset because she probably wonít even show up on Valentineís Day to see you?

This is someone youíre in a serious relationship with?

Iím not trying to insult you, I just donít think I have a good grasp on this situation.
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February 14th, 2019 at 4:21:33 AM permalink
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Iím confused.

You wanted to buy flowers on Valentineís Day for a girl that you say is despicable and you want to break up with after Valentineís Day?

And youíre upset because she probably wonít even show up on Valentineís Day to see you?

This is someone youíre in a serious relationship with?

Iím not trying to insult you, I just donít think I have a good grasp on this situation.

Yeah it's complicated. There is a good reason to want to be with her and want to break up.
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February 14th, 2019 at 4:55:02 AM permalink
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Yeah it's complicated. There is a good reason to want to be with her and want to break up.

That's called... hit it, and quit it.
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February 14th, 2019 at 5:10:25 AM permalink
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That's called... hit it, and quit it.

She will be coming, I lied to her and told her I bet $500 on her and I will share the money. Plus I have her stuff she forgot she left with me and just reminded her.
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February 14th, 2019 at 5:13:22 AM permalink
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She will be coming, I lied to her and told her I bet $500 on her and I will share the money. Plus I have her stuff she forgot she left with me and just reminded her.

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February 14th, 2019 at 8:49:23 AM permalink
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She will be coming, I lied to her and told her I bet $500 on her and I will share the money. Plus I have her stuff she forgot she left with me and just reminded her.

Sounds like this relationship is off to a great start already.

Just remember, NO means YES, or something like that.


It might be time to look into some mail order brides.


p.s. I hear PG is looking for some male order brides
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February 14th, 2019 at 10:10:05 AM permalink
Maybe he just did. In a way. Put together with the OTHER TREAD'S info that apparently the cops have her 'house' or whatever permanently staked out, and maybe I'm finally starting to get the picture a little bit here.

Call(s) to bail bondsman become involved by 11:59pm - 2/28: Yes -140
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February 14th, 2019 at 1:54:42 PM permalink
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Maybe he just did. In a way. Put together with the OTHER TREAD'S info that apparently the cops have her 'house' or whatever permanently staked out, and maybe I'm finally starting to get the picture a little bit here.

Call(s) to bail bondsman become involved by 11:59pm - 2/28: Yes -140

Mark that down as a little paranoia on my part. There really isn't credible evidence. Everything should be a go. She is running late a little, I'm nervous but she has been trying to reassure me all day.
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February 14th, 2019 at 1:55:42 PM permalink
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Maybe he just did. In a way. Put together with the OTHER TREAD'S info that apparently the cops have her 'house' or whatever permanently staked out, and maybe I'm finally starting to get the picture a little bit here.

Call(s) to bail bondsman become involved by 11:59pm - 2/28: Yes -140

Mark that down as a little paranoia on my part. There really isn't credible evidence. Everything should be a go. She is running late a little, I'm nervous but she has been trying to reassure me all day.
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February 14th, 2019 at 2:10:17 PM permalink
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Quote: DrawingDead

Maybe he just did. In a way. Put together with the OTHER TREAD'S info that apparently the cops have her 'house' or whatever permanently staked out, and maybe I'm finally starting to get the picture a little bit here.

Call(s) to bail bondsman become involved by 11:59pm - 2/28: Yes -140

Mark that down as a little paranoia on my part. There really isn't credible evidence. Everything should be a go. She is running late a little, I'm nervous but she has been trying to reassure me all day.

At this point, I'm a little concerned for you.
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February 14th, 2019 at 2:29:47 PM permalink
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Damn, I ordered flowers for Valentine's Day Friday morning for the best delivery date I could get, FEB 12th. I tried calling 5 hours later, because I changed my mind about this woman. Well, they were hard to understand and were just running a scam on me pretending to be cancelling my order, I knew it and I stayed on the line for 20 minutes before I gave up. First red flag, the lady tells me the order was already canceled. Then she later told me I would get a cancellation confirmation email within 24 hours and would not send me an email stating this. There was no supervisor available. My hands were tied, I couldn't figure out what to do from my phone, so I had to rely on their customer service representatives. For some reason, she kept saying emaul, you would think they would try pronouncing this right, but they don't. I forgot about it, thinking maybe I would change my mind about this date. I have about 19 times, definitely don't want to go and am almost certain she will stand me up. I don't know a good reason why I can't cancel an order for flowers that won't even be delivered for 2 days now, but they won't let me.

Don't order from them unless you're sure what you want them. I don't know how this happened, but I'm stuck giving flowers to a woman I don't even trust and to a woman that will either cancel our date or ghost me. Plenty of fish in the sea.

LMAO. Sorry but you just cheered me up after a generally crappy day.
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February 14th, 2019 at 2:37:15 PM permalink
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LMAO. Sorry but you just cheered me up after a generally crappy day.




Sorry you had a generally crappy day!

Have a virtual bouquet on me. Happy Valentines Day.

As to ONM, I'm a bit concerned as well.
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February 14th, 2019 at 5:55:13 PM permalink
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Concerned for Nickel, too. I imagine this...

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<SNIP>...lied to her and told her I bet $500 on her and I will share the money. Plus I have her stuff she...

...could lead to... concerns by people having issues in multiple directions, by all sorta different folks.

Depending on whether the charming & talented lady involved has possibly been known as "Stormi" with an "i' on Backpage.com & advertised as available for a "girlfriend experience." While also sharing a place with an "Uncle Leroy" of hers who likes to meet several dozen of his closest friends every night briefly for a few seconds each at the back door of that place the cops are sitting on; does it often smell like cat pee is pouring out the bathroom window or basement by any chance?
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:08:17 PM permalink
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Oh yeah, almost forgot. Concerned for Nickel, too. I imagine this...

...could lead to... concerns by people having issues in multiple directions, by all sorta different folks.

Depending on whether the charming & talented lady involved has possibly been known as "Stormi" with an "i' on Backpage.com & advertised as available for a "girlfriend experience." While also sharing a place with an "Uncle Leroy" of hers who likes to meet several dozen of his closest friends every night briefly for a few seconds each at the back door of that place the cops are sitting on; does it often smell like cat pee is pouring out the bathroom window or basement by any chance?



Cat pee? What smells like cat pee besides cat pee?
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:15:51 PM permalink
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Cat pee? What smells like cat pee besides cat pee?

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February 14th, 2019 at 6:27:48 PM permalink
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Cat pee? What smells like cat pee besides cat pee?

Ummm, errrrr, I dunno...

...some kinda informal small lab thing making...a coffee substitute. Or something like that, according to what I've heard from someone who was told about it by some people.





Actually, anyone who deals with any kind of places that will be available for people to live in or be staying in for an extended time, as I did for years, will be needing to know this cold, and diligently snoop for it, or risk the strong probability of having to demolish everything down to the foundation as toxic waste, or of being responsible for a bathtub lab blowing up the neighborhood, if they can't recognize what's happening soon enough. Kinda like having a crack house, only worse because it is much more volatile & toxic, and more common.

Not that Uno Nickel's charmingly despicable young lady looking to share his five Benjamins would really be involved or shacked up with anyone involved with anything like that. Of course.

EDIT: Better & more informative "Bounder lab" clip.
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:33:48 PM permalink
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Ammonia.

Bingo. Sometimes known as an especially distinctive by-product of certain things. We have a winner; give that man the stuffed giraffe.
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:40:34 PM permalink
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Bingo. Sometimes known as an especially distinctive by-product of certain things. We have a winner; give that man the stuffed giraffe.


If you want, you can order him the giraffe here:
https://www.1800flowers.com/noahs-ark-gift-set-1001-p-156021?searchTerm=giraffe&storeIdTab=20051&catEntryId=
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:58:20 PM permalink
^ *snicker*
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February 14th, 2019 at 7:06:13 PM permalink
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Ummm, errrrr, I dunno...

...some kinda informal small lab thing making...a coffee substitute. Or something like that, according to what I've heard from someone who was told about it by some people.





Actually, anyone who deals with any kind of places that will be available for people to live in, as I did for years, will be needing to know this cold, or risk the strong probability of having to demolish everything, or of the bathtub lab blowing up the neighborhood if they can't recognize what's happening right away before it really gets going. Kinda like having a crack house, only worse because it is much more volatile & toxic, and more common.

Not that Uno Nickel's charmingly despicable young lady looking to share his five Benjamins would really be involved or shacked up with anyone involved with anything like that. Of course.

Spoken like a man that knows exactly how much urine it takes to render a kilogram of phosphorus. :-)
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February 14th, 2019 at 7:36:25 PM permalink
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Spoken like a man that knows exactly how much urine it takes to render a kilogram of phosphorus. :-)

Ha! Not so, but enough practical knowledge to be able to arrange more suitable accommodations for someone in a timely way, before they blow up the joint along with themselves. And I have done a lot of that "other accommodations" type stuff, in days gone by.

Got a better Youtube clip of Walter & Jesse coping with bathtub/countertop lab issues, replaced above.

Not that little Miss Niceazz, the new apparently temporary girlfriend to be, who'd maybe wanna be a Valentine for a piece of $500-ish if she can get past the stakeout in front of her place, would have anything to do with any of the kind of business in this unfortunate hijack by me, so sorry, I'll quit about that now.
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February 14th, 2019 at 9:51:20 PM permalink
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Oh yeah, almost forgot. Concerned for Nickel, too. I imagine this...

...could lead to... concerns by people having issues in multiple directions, by all sorta different folks.

Depending on whether the charming & talented lady involved has possibly been known as "Stormi" with an "i' on Backpage.com & advertised as available for a "girlfriend experience." While also sharing a place with an "Uncle Leroy" of hers who likes to meet several dozen of his closest friends every night briefly for a few seconds each at the back door of that place the cops are sitting on; does it often smell like cat pee is pouring out the bathroom window or basement by any chance?

She didn't even talk about it, I probably would have lost the bet if there was one, because she took so long getting ready that we missed our reservations. I was just insecure to say that. We had a great time, it's fun being together. She was really happy galloping back with her roses I saw in the rear view mirror as I drove away.
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DrawingDead
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February 14th, 2019 at 9:56:31 PM permalink
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...as I drove away.

And they let you get away totally free this time?! Then congrats.
Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
onenickelmiracle
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February 14th, 2019 at 10:05:01 PM permalink
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And they let you get away totally free this time?! Then congrats.

What. Oh I get it. Dirty ****ing cops Jimmy. They tried to kill us. They did.

https://youtu.be/8UYYI74u-aU
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FinsRule
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February 15th, 2019 at 4:49:35 AM permalink
So everything is fine now, and youíre in love?

How old are you?
onenickelmiracle
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February 15th, 2019 at 10:15:47 AM permalink
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So everything is fine now, and youíre in love?

How old are you?

I'm 86. Says so on my profile.
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onenickelmiracle
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July 21st, 2019 at 1:08:59 AM permalink
Looking like the Hollywood ending and not the sex tape, could still be both.
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onenickelmiracle
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January 24th, 2020 at 11:14:14 PM permalink
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Looking like the Hollywood ending and not the sex tape, could still be both.

Two months later, sex tape, two months after that, Hollywood ending, and now back to sex tape. Odds really good now on betting just a sex tape.

Our song:


What we wanted our song to be:

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onenickelmiracle
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March 22nd, 2020 at 5:29:39 AM permalink
I was trying to renegotiate and defer this relationship, but it didn't work as it appears at the moment. It's well over, there has zero communication for weeks. It bothers me it ended this way, but ending is what I wanted, because I wasn't able to persuade her enough. Maybe someday, but for the next few years, probably not. There just couldn't be enough trust.
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onenickelmiracle
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June 11th, 2020 at 6:16:44 PM permalink
Still a sex tape
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