Is the Mazda Miata a gay car?
September 8th, 2014 at 4:55:20 PM
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Quote: FunkyDoctorBecause I love this thread so much and can't let it die, I offer the following official list of the Top 10 Gayest Cars of all time...
http://www.cartalk.com/content/ultimate-gay-and-lesbian-cars-all-time-3
Don't worry djatc, there are four cars even gayer than yours!
Hmm!! Either they are wrong or I might be gay. I owned a Miata in 1990 and I currently drive one of the cars pictured.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
September 8th, 2014 at 5:29:34 PM
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Is the Mazda Miata a gay car?
I don't know. Is it attracted to other Mazda Miatas? :)
I don't know. Is it attracted to other Mazda Miatas? :)
September 9th, 2014 at 1:35:00 PM
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Quote: DRichHmm!! Either they are wrong or I might be gay. I owned a Miata in 1990 and I currently drive one of the cars pictured.
Time to come out of the garage?
September 9th, 2014 at 3:39:17 PM
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These guys definitely have it wrong. Nothing beats the Miata. VW Beetle is a close 2nd (the new one, not the original)
September 9th, 2014 at 3:49:14 PM
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def not a masculine car
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September 9th, 2014 at 3:57:05 PM
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Quote: AxiomOfChoiceThese guys definitely have it wrong. Nothing beats the Miata. VW Beetle is a close 2nd (the new one, not the original)
I have to agree with you now, although I think it was "cool" in 1990. I am actually surprised the car I drive now is on the list. It is "fabulous".
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September 9th, 2014 at 4:26:04 PM
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just the poor man's sports car.
get second you pig
September 9th, 2014 at 4:46:04 PM
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Quote: AxiomOfChoiceThese guys definitely have it wrong. Nothing beats the Miata. VW Beetle is a close 2nd (the new one, not the original)
Really???
Remember the scene in Fight Club where Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are walking down the street whacking cars with baseball bats to set off the car alarms? And then they come upon a new VW Beetle...they both stop, look at each other and give each other a smile as they simultaneously swing for the fences on the Beetle. It was the only model of car they both whacked...that was no accident.
You need to check your calibration, my friend...or perhaps you just live in Northern California. ;-)
September 9th, 2014 at 6:11:21 PM
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Quote: FunkyDoctorReally???
Remember the scene in Fight Club where Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are walking down the street whacking cars with baseball bats to set off the car alarms? And then they come upon a new VW Beetle...they both stop, look at each other and give each other a smile as they simultaneously swing for the fences on the Beetle. It was the only model of car they both whacked...that was no accident.
You need to check your calibration, my friend...or perhaps you just live in Northern California. ;-)
When I say "nothing beats", I mean, it is the ultimate gay car.
Miatas are also the most raced car out there, because they are dirt cheap ($10k gets you a used track-ready car) and Mazda provides pretty good support for racers. So it's sort of a dichotomy. If you drive a stock one you are gay. If you drive one with a cage and a racing harness you are just cheap.
September 9th, 2014 at 6:13:12 PM
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Mini Cooper may be fast approaching
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September 9th, 2014 at 6:19:35 PM
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Just get a chrysler sebring convertible. A gold one
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September 9th, 2014 at 6:58:46 PM
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Quote: AxiomOfChoiceWhen I say "nothing beats", I mean, it is the ultimate gay car.
Ah, got confused by the "these guys got it wrong" comment. My apologies.
So if I am reading your post correctly, you are saying that Miata's are for cheap gays. Yeah, that sounds like djatc. lol
September 9th, 2014 at 7:50:33 PM
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Quote: FunkyDoctorAh, got confused by the "these guys got it wrong" comment. My apologies.
So if I am reading your post correctly, you are saying that Miata's are for cheap gays. Yeah, that sounds like djatc. lol
Ya, I meant that they got it wrong because they had it in the bottom half of the top 10. It's clearly #1.
I wouldn't drive one because it doesn't have enough power and it's not loud enough. I actually do fit in one though (they are surprisingly roomy).
StrictlyAP is right, the mini coopers are #3. And I'd have to throw the new Fiat 500 somewhere in there. That car is a disgrace. It's not even a 500.
September 10th, 2014 at 1:20:30 AM
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http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd23/iamjww/GayMiata.jpg
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
September 10th, 2014 at 1:21:40 AM
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edit.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
September 10th, 2014 at 1:33:27 AM
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http://www.focusst.org/forum/attachments/focus-st-discussions/14012d1373994117-i-don-t-like-fwd-cars-miataposter.jpg
What pic is gayer?
Once you decide, we have a real Vegas GA..P looking Miata pic for you.
What pic is gayer?
Once you decide, we have a real Vegas GA..P looking Miata pic for you.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
September 10th, 2014 at 1:34:09 AM
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edit.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
December 24th, 2015 at 8:48:21 AM
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I had no idea people thought Miata's were gay cars ... until I was driving one with a friend in the passenger seat (both straight) with the top down (the car top). At a red light someone rolled down their window and yelled a gay slur.
December 27th, 2015 at 12:20:45 PM
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I have had one for my daily driver for 4.5 years now and for pure driving pleasure it is my favorite car ever even better than the two corvettes that I have owned. The maintenance is really cheap, and very little is required, and the car is so simple that I have done almost all of the repairs myself and I hate working on cars.
Flying Miata and other web sites devoted to the Miatas sell lots of performance parts and other trick items for the cars.
Heres a video of a performance challenge where a guy tries to make his Miata faster than a Porsche.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSsJqFYfQrU
There are 2 clubs in my area that do track days, poker runs and driving tours. The folks that have done speed modifications can make them really fast. Add on turbos and superchargers are available as bolt on packages.
Flying Miata and other web sites devoted to the Miatas sell lots of performance parts and other trick items for the cars.
Heres a video of a performance challenge where a guy tries to make his Miata faster than a Porsche.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSsJqFYfQrU
There are 2 clubs in my area that do track days, poker runs and driving tours. The folks that have done speed modifications can make them really fast. Add on turbos and superchargers are available as bolt on packages.
January 4th, 2016 at 11:46:37 AM
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Poker runs foe Miata drivers? Think I'll skip that one. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
January 11th, 2016 at 11:21:47 AM
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Do they even make these anymore?
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January 11th, 2016 at 12:18:19 PM
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January 11th, 2016 at 12:56:39 PM
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Quote: ThatDonGuy
and they are fabulous!!!
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
January 12th, 2016 at 5:18:35 PM
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Bad news the Miata might be RIP.... The labor and parts to fix might not be worth the cost, so I might just buy a new car.
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January 12th, 2016 at 5:43:58 PM
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Get a 1989 firebird
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January 14th, 2016 at 2:17:27 AM
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Turns out it was a cheap fix. Overall the tow cost more then the repair. I am still on the hunt for a new car, it's too impractical to drive a 2 seater around town.
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January 14th, 2016 at 9:52:09 AM
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Is this Mazda Miata gay car thing just a rumor or has someone actually witnessed a Mazda Miata making love to another Mazda Miata?
January 14th, 2016 at 10:11:48 AM
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Quote: kewljIs this Mazda Miata gay car thing just a rumor or has someone actually witnessed a Mazda Miata making love to another Mazda Miata?
Yes, I have.
February 27th, 2016 at 3:55:43 AM
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More solid evidence.
Notice the bumper sticker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCYi3k2KcSs&ebc=ANyPxKrxlLZX-haMrcXUX2lAt4qYIoiw-MX3p99weSMzobQnWqqkQnMJx8Vb7XCkCY9YEq3xSyGSB11OM16WQtCUFISvTBEdRg
Notice the bumper sticker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCYi3k2KcSs&ebc=ANyPxKrxlLZX-haMrcXUX2lAt4qYIoiw-MX3p99weSMzobQnWqqkQnMJx8Vb7XCkCY9YEq3xSyGSB11OM16WQtCUFISvTBEdRg
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
May 5th, 2016 at 5:49:18 AM
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So weird I just got an email with an update to this thread and there was no update
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May 5th, 2016 at 6:23:01 AM
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Quote: WizardofnothingSo weird I just got an email with an update to this thread and there was no update
There was a spammer this morning hitting a bunch of the threads, so that may be what caused it. Looks like the admins have cleaned them all up.
I flagged several of the spam posts, but then my "flag button" disappeared. I guess maybe we only get so many flags during a certain period of time or something?
You serious, Clark?
May 5th, 2016 at 6:26:16 AM
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No doubt WoN just monitoring the Miata thread, you know, for amusement ;-)
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
May 5th, 2016 at 6:27:52 AM
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It's not this thread I troll all the lgbt ones .!!!!!
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May 5th, 2016 at 6:30:19 AM
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What is weird for me is that this thread shows up when I click on the Recent Threads link, but it is not displaying in the recent threads list on the home page.
You serious, Clark?
May 5th, 2016 at 8:06:06 AM
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Nice Avatar, does it come with a phone # ?Quote: WizardofnothingIt's not this thread I troll all the lgbt ones .!!!!!
Don't answer that.
PM would be better ;-)
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
May 5th, 2016 at 8:12:13 AM
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Quote: TwoFeathersATLNice Avatar, does it come with a phone # ?
Don't answer that.
PM would be better ;-)
I saw the avatar and thought it was ol' Dodsferd at first. ;)
You serious, Clark?
May 5th, 2016 at 8:20:39 AM
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Gf said I was on the site so much that I should put her picture so I didn't forget her
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May 5th, 2016 at 8:31:01 AM
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Well, I for one will not forget her, you can tell her I said so.....
As for Dodsferd, where did that boy go?
Profile says he visited a day or two ago, no recent posts.
He did have a knack for avatarism.
And there is a cockroach in the wiring somewhere.....
The Miata thread shows on 'recent threads' but doesn't show on the home page at the moment.
Is there a way to take advantage of that and make a couple bucks ;-?
As for Dodsferd, where did that boy go?
Profile says he visited a day or two ago, no recent posts.
He did have a knack for avatarism.
And there is a cockroach in the wiring somewhere.....
The Miata thread shows on 'recent threads' but doesn't show on the home page at the moment.
Is there a way to take advantage of that and make a couple bucks ;-?
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
May 5th, 2016 at 12:12:46 PM
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At least two sub-forums do not show up in the Recent Threads page. This is one, Free Speech Zone is another. They at one point became too controversial and inflammatory, so rather than lock or destroy them, they were just sort of given some shade. Without them right in your face, it required a search. That allowed those interested to still find and participate, while not rustling the jimmies of those who had a problem with them. In short, it was planned this way.
Re: the g/f. That is a child. There is not a single mark on her, no stamp of Life. Her bra is terribly ill-fitted and much too large for her stature, and her floor is a GD mess. No woman would ever go the day being that uncomfortable, nor advertise that her home is in such disarray.
If it really IS your g/f, then enjoy. If it is REALLY your g/f, just PM some proof and I'll self ban for the insult =p
Re: the g/f. That is a child. There is not a single mark on her, no stamp of Life. Her bra is terribly ill-fitted and much too large for her stature, and her floor is a GD mess. No woman would ever go the day being that uncomfortable, nor advertise that her home is in such disarray.
If it really IS your g/f, then enjoy. If it is REALLY your g/f, just PM some proof and I'll self ban for the insult =p
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May 5th, 2016 at 12:56:56 PM
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Sending it via pm
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May 5th, 2016 at 1:06:59 PM
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No way...
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May 5th, 2016 at 1:58:13 PM
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Huh. I'll be damned.
Reckon that's why they only give me one bullet. Who would've thought it was for myself? =p
Reckon that's why they only give me one bullet. Who would've thought it was for myself? =p
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May 5th, 2016 at 8:20:40 PM
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Just so I know that you know that we know we are talking about the same issue;
The thread shows up if you specifically pull up recent threads FROM the home page (the longer list)
Or you just go to the home page, it doesn't show in the most recently active threads.
Jhit, I don't know if that makes any sense whatsoever, and I was trying to be clear.
I will attempt to understand as Face has described, made more sense than what I wrote ;-)
<edit> just double checked. What I called 'home page' begins with with 'Forum Overview' that lists recently active threads. If you click on 'recent threads', there is the thread. But left off the 'overview'.
I will assume that is as it should be, as determined by those that determine such things, and that the sun will rise in the East in the morning ( I know, it just looks like the sun rises as I spin toward where it was the last time I saw it, etc )
The thread shows up if you specifically pull up recent threads FROM the home page (the longer list)
Or you just go to the home page, it doesn't show in the most recently active threads.
Jhit, I don't know if that makes any sense whatsoever, and I was trying to be clear.
I will attempt to understand as Face has described, made more sense than what I wrote ;-)
<edit> just double checked. What I called 'home page' begins with with 'Forum Overview' that lists recently active threads. If you click on 'recent threads', there is the thread. But left off the 'overview'.
I will assume that is as it should be, as determined by those that determine such things, and that the sun will rise in the East in the morning ( I know, it just looks like the sun rises as I spin toward where it was the last time I saw it, etc )
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
May 5th, 2016 at 8:24:25 PM
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Wait.....
He posted that pic of his GF on the forum, as an Avatar?
RR+1, at least...
We may need a whole new scale.
He posted that pic of his GF on the forum, as an Avatar?
RR+1, at least...
We may need a whole new scale.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
May 6th, 2016 at 6:06:36 AM
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Quote: AxelWolfhttp://www.focusst.org/forum/attachments/focus-st-discussions/14012d1373994117-i-don-t-like-fwd-cars-miataposter.jpg
What pic is gayer?
Once you decide, we have a real Vegas GA..P looking Miata pic for you.
Haha, Those are my friends, Eric in front and Kirk in back. The car belongs to my friend Dave. They did the pose as a parody of the "gay Miata" theme, and it has become Internet famous.
As best I know none of them are gay, Eric is married and Kirk dates regularly. Dave has been married for years and has kids and grandkids. None of that means that they aren't gay... but the fact that our mutual gay friends say they aren't gay probably does.
I have had my Miata for years, and I'm pretty sure I'm not gay. Not yet, anyhow.
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May 6th, 2016 at 10:43:39 AM
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Resorts Casino in Tunica will be giving away a Mazda Miata on Sunday, May 29th.
If'n I'd a knowed you wanted to have went with me - I'd a seen that you got to get to go.
May 6th, 2016 at 11:23:06 AM
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Pm dj- he may cut you a deal
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May 6th, 2016 at 11:57:13 AM
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I'm fairly certain he has come to realize Miata's aren't practical since there's no room, it barely has enough room to fit his satchel and barbra streisand CD collection.Quote: PuckerbuttResorts Casino in Tunica will be giving away a Mazda Miata on Sunday, May 29th.
Perhaps he will upgrade to a Prius .
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♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
May 6th, 2016 at 12:02:05 PM
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I have a 2013 Prius I bought for a girlfriend a year and a half ago that my sisters nanny was using if he wants to strike a deal
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