Do you want to know the story of your conception?

Most people don't want to even think about their parents having sex. But would you want to know the story of when and where you were most likely conceived? What if it was a great story like the one below?

Quote: Mosca

When we first got married, we lived right next to a railroad crossing. I mean, look out the bedroom window at the crossing gate. One night, we were going at it, and a train was coming... as it got closer and closer, we got more and more excited, and as it blew its whistle RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW, we both climaxed like, exploded. Over, and over, and over, it took forever. I felt like king of the world. And she was ecstatic. I will NEVER forget that. It was over 20 years ago.

Oh, our daughter was born 9 months later, so there's another reason to remember it.

I can't picture any parents telling their daughters something to that effect. Think about the dinner conversation:
"Sweetheart, when your mother and I conceived you, I was banging her like a rag doll in a shack by the railroad tracks, when a passing train blew its horn - and guddamn, did we blow our freakin' loads to make you. Best session your mother and I ever had, the freaks that we are. The way we got off, you shoulda come into this world like you were Wonder Woman or something."
"Dad....thanks for sharing...I need to hurl...."

I mean, what can be said?....
Parents generally don't talk about their sex lives to their kids ("Your dad's hung like a horse"..."Your mom gets wet like a tsunami..." what have you.)

Well, let's go right to the source:

Mosca, did/will you tell your daughter that story?



Personally, I'm 52, and am finally beginning to realize that my parents did it - a lot. And that they were both cool people.

Yeah, I suppose if my mother thought the story was interesting enough to tell it, I'd listen.

I voted "If it's a good story."


But, will I ask? Hell no!

P.S.

Dan -
Thanks for the visual.



For the record, I'd be surprised if Mosca already told his daughter the story. She's only about 20 years old. Mosca probably gets the shivers thinking that his daughter is probably doing it. (Sorry, Mosca)

But WILL he tell her, once she's older, more mature, ready to have a real conversation? Why not?

Quote: Paigowdan

I can't picture any parents telling their daughters something to that effect. Think about the dinner conversation:

You know, if for some reason they want their daughter to know, the mother should do the telling.

Not unless there is unfound buried gold involved.

Good god no.

Quote: jc2286

Birthday song

That's sick - but hilarious!

Quote: DJTeddyBear

Well, let's go right to the source:

Mosca, did/will you tell your daughter that story?



Personally, I'm 52, and am finally beginning to realize that my parents did it - a lot. And that they were both cool people.

Yeah, I suppose if my mother thought the story was interesting enough to tell it, I'd listen.

I voted "If it's a good story."


But, will I ask? Hell no!

Oh, hell no, I didn't tell her that. And I thought pretty long before telling it here, but I figured that we're all adults, and that we've probably all had sex and are over our giddy laughter phase and could appreciate a story that was true, if I just told it the way it happened. We're just two more normal people getting old now. But there was a time we burned it up together, and that is a beautiful thing. I wasn't trying to get anyone upset, or excited. If anything, I wanted folks to think, "Yep. We did that too, but the circumstances were different, but it was awesome."

Communion. That's what it was, true communion between two people, physical, emotional, and mental. Sure, sometimes it's just sex, and that is awesome. But sometimes it really reaches another level, and that is beyond real.

My wife has nursed me through heart disease, and cancer, and we've raised a girl who truly astonishes us sometimes. Lots of times we've been doing something quietly together, and I'll think about that night. It's carried us a long way.