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MrV
MrV
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August 8th, 2011 at 8:27:43 AM permalink
The greatest sex I ever had was from a young woman I met one night while playing darts in a local watering hole.

She was homeless and on speed, and had just been kicked out of a guy's home, where she'd stayed for a month or so, learning a "special skill" which I am certain will open many doors for her.

For the past month, at his suggestion, she'd spent a lot of time and energy learning how to and then practicing giving the perfect BJ; her being on speed probably contributed a bit to her obsessive / compulsive approach to the problem.

The guy must have been one hell of a teacher, because I have NEVER been taken to the moon like that nymph took me.

Amazing what a girl can learn when she goes at it with a will ...
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heather
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August 8th, 2011 at 10:06:10 AM permalink
When I was eighteen, I thought that my sex was lousy because neither me nor my boyfriend had any idea what we were doing. In retrospect, yeah, the sex I had when I was eighteen was the best in my life. Wish I'd been able to appreciate it at the time. What a depressing thought.
Alan
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August 8th, 2011 at 10:13:16 AM permalink
Quote: heather

When I was eighteen, I thought that my sex was lousy because neither me nor my boyfriend had any idea what we were doing. In retrospect, yeah, the sex I had when I was eighteen was the best in my life. Wish I'd been able to appreciate it at the time. What a depressing thought.



I guess so. When you don't even realize that you're having great sex when it's happening.
Nareed
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August 8th, 2011 at 10:13:27 AM permalink
Quote: heather

When I was eighteen, I thought that my sex was lousy because neither me nor my boyfriend had any idea what we were doing. In retrospect, yeah, the sex I had when I was eighteen was the best in my life. Wish I'd been able to appreciate it at the time. What a depressing thought.



More proof, if any were needed, that youth is wasted on the young :P
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boymimbo
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August 8th, 2011 at 10:21:37 AM permalink
No, I realized that I was having it when it happened. But on hotblonde's magnitude? No. Likely because I fell asleep.
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Mosca
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August 8th, 2011 at 10:40:04 AM permalink
Honest to god this is true.

When we first got married, we lived right next to a railroad crossing. I mean, look out the bedroom window at the crossing gate. One night, we were going at it, and a train was coming... as it got closer and closer, we got more and more excited, and as it blew its whistle RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW, we both climaxed like, exploded. Over, and over, and over, it took forever. I felt like king of the world. And she was ecstatic. I will NEVER forget that. It was over 20 years ago.

Oh, our daughter was born 9 months later, so there's another reason to remember it.
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s2dbaker
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August 8th, 2011 at 10:53:08 AM permalink
Quote: Mosca


Oh, our daughter was born 9 months later, so there's another reason to remember it.

Is she named Casey?
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TomG
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August 8th, 2011 at 1:33:47 PM permalink
Went with all of it is great, but still know dates and locations of the best. People are surprised to know Fitzgerald's is my favorite Las Vegas casino, but I have my reasons
kp
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August 8th, 2011 at 1:54:48 PM permalink
Quote: Mosca

It was over 20 years ago.


So now your daughter is old enough to hear the story. Will she be told?
EvenBob
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August 8th, 2011 at 4:19:56 PM permalink
Whats that old saying, the best sex you ever had is the sex you'll
have next time.

I guess...
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