AxelWolf
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December 16th, 2022 at 12:01:27 PM permalink
There was a crazy story posted here a few years back about a hooker stealing a guy's Rolex and hiding it up her, you know what.

Here we are again


links: compliments of Dandruff
https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-...s-in-genitals/

https://www.8newsnow.com/investigato...-theft-charge/
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
DRich
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December 16th, 2022 at 1:20:22 PM permalink
Wouldn't you expect to find your Oyster in her pearl?
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TigerWu
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December 16th, 2022 at 1:22:24 PM permalink
It's gonna cost like $1500 to have that thing cleaned and serviced now...
Mission146
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December 16th, 2022 at 1:27:55 PM permalink
I hope it wasn't her time when the Rolex was down there.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
Johnzimbo
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December 16th, 2022 at 1:39:30 PM permalink
Had a girlfriend who would put a Timex there before we got in bed. I asked he why and she said "it takes a licking and keeps on ticking "
MrV
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December 16th, 2022 at 2:12:23 PM permalink
I wonder WHO the victim might have been...who brags about all of his expensive watches?

LOL, that would be just SO fitting...(so to speak)
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December 17th, 2022 at 2:06:25 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

I wonder WHO the victim might have been...who brags about all of his expensive watches?

LOL, that would be just SO fitting...(so to speak)
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I interpret this as a thinly-veiled insult that a particular forum member engages in such behavior as reported in the news stories. Three days.
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ChumpChange
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December 17th, 2022 at 4:55:10 PM permalink
Yeah, you've got to get those new smart watches that upload your assassination coordinates to social media.
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