Hey, where's my Rolex?
December 16th, 2022 at 12:01:27 PM
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There was a crazy story posted here a few years back about a hooker stealing a guy's Rolex and hiding it up her, you know what.
Here we are again
links: compliments of Dandruff
https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-...s-in-genitals/
https://www.8newsnow.com/investigato...-theft-charge/
Here we are again
links: compliments of Dandruff
https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-...s-in-genitals/
https://www.8newsnow.com/investigato...-theft-charge/
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
December 16th, 2022 at 1:20:22 PM
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Wouldn't you expect to find your Oyster in her pearl?
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
December 16th, 2022 at 1:22:24 PM
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It's gonna cost like $1500 to have that thing cleaned and serviced now...
December 16th, 2022 at 1:27:55 PM
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I hope it wasn't her time when the Rolex was down there.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
December 16th, 2022 at 1:39:30 PM
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Had a girlfriend who would put a Timex there before we got in bed. I asked he why and she said "it takes a licking and keeps on ticking "
December 16th, 2022 at 2:12:23 PM
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I wonder WHO the victim might have been...who brags about all of his expensive watches?
LOL, that would be just SO fitting...(so to speak)
LOL, that would be just SO fitting...(so to speak)
"What, me worry?"
December 17th, 2022 at 2:06:25 PM
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Quote: MrVI wonder WHO the victim might have been...who brags about all of his expensive watches?
LOL, that would be just SO fitting...(so to speak)
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I interpret this as a thinly-veiled insult that a particular forum member engages in such behavior as reported in the news stories. Three days.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
December 17th, 2022 at 4:55:10 PM
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Yeah, you've got to get those new smart watches that upload your assassination coordinates to social media.
