I'm getting married
I've met a dozen or so of the forum members, and around half have also met my bride.
I will accept all good wishes from my friends here on WoV.
I think I'm a pretty good guy, but I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet to have found such a bright, beautiful, sexy, strong, and caring woman to share the rest of my life with.
Congrats.
You know what you're doing, sounds like a great deal. Good luck and a happy marriage.Quote: SOOPOOTomorrow. At Hard Rock Hotel Punta Cana.
I've met a dozen or so of the forum members, and around half have also met my bride.
I will accept all good wishes from my friends here on WoV.
I think I'm a pretty good guy, but I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet to have found such a bright, beautiful, sexy, strong, and caring woman to share the rest of my life with.
Seriously Congratulations.
But you should’a done it on Saturday. That way your 50 year anniversary would’ve been 4/20/69.
Quote: RSCongrats SOOPOO.
But you should’a done it on Saturday. That way your 50 year anniversary would’ve been 4/20/69.
Hmmm.... 4/20/69. I think I might recall that date -- I was a draftee going through army basic training!
Oh! You meant in a different century!
Anyway SOOPOO, congratulations from my wife and me, too.
Quote: beachbumbabsCongrats SOOPOO, and best wishes for future happiness.
Marriage happiness, the original
oxymoron.
If you're nervous about what happens on the honeymoon, PM me.
What you just said is like farting in a crowded elevator, keep it in.Quote: EvenBobMarriage happiness, the original
oxymoron.
Quote: onenickelmiracleWhat you just said is like farting in a crowded elevator, keep it in.
Probably worse than that.
Quote: onenickelmiracleWhat you just said is like farting in a crowded elevator, keep it in.
If you don't have a realistic attitude going
in, you're doomed, But he knows that,
this is not his trip to the alter.
Quote: EvenBobIf you don't have a realistic attitude going
in, you're doomed, But he knows that,
this is not his trip to the alter.
We need a thread split.
Quote: FleaStiffThere are threads wherein it would be appropriate to make negative comments about the institution of marriage but that does not make it appropriate to make such comments about a specific member's marriage.
Whenever someone gets married there are always some who make fun of the institution of marriage. It is expected. Always has been a thing and always will be.
I wanted to get married in Vegas, but my wife wanted a "real" wedding. Bah!
Quote: MaxPenWhenever someone gets married there are always some who make fun of the institution of marriage. It is expected. Always has been a thing and always will be.
Yup. The whole point of a bachelor party
is to make fun of the guy.
Quote: EvenBobYup. The whole point of a bachelor party
is to make fun of the guy.
That sounds like a terrible bachelor party.
Quote: FinsRuleI’m going to one on Friday and I doubt we make fun of him once.
Every one I've been to years ago
played pranks on the groom and
made bad marriage jokes at his
expense.
The best one was a couple of us
would hold him and they would
de-pants him and pour blue body
ink on his junk so he would be
embarrassed on his wedding night.
What do they do now, where party
hats act like girls?
Quote: EvenBobEvery one I've been to years ago
played pranks on the groom and
made bad marriage jokes at his
expense.
The best one was a couple of us
would hold him and they would
de-pants him and pour blue body
ink on his junk so he would be
embarrassed on his wedding night.
What do they do now, where party
hats act like girls?
Gee...what fun. Not.
What were you, 12?
Quote: EvenBobEvery one I've been to years ago
played pranks on the groom and
made bad marriage jokes at his
expense.
The best one was a couple of us
would hold him and they would
de-pants him and pour blue body
ink on his junk so he would be
embarrassed on his wedding night.
What do they do now, where party
hats act like girls?
Every bachelor party I’ve been to we’ve done the “pants the groom, paint his junk blue” prank. Don’t worry Bob, it’s everyone else who’s weird. They’re just not party animals like we are.
I briefly attended my two nephews Bachelor parties since I moved here but they were fairly lame.
Quote: beachbumbabsGee...what fun. Not.
What were you, 12?
It was in fact huge fun. It was the 70's
and the point of a bachelor party
was to let the groom have one last
bash on his last night of freedom.
We looked at marriage as a ball
and chain. A guy got married because
she was preggo, he was pussy whipped,
or he was insane. Usually it was because
she was screwing his socks off, he was
23 and thought it would last forever,
and we couldn't talk him out of it.
Do people get married now because
they think it will make them happy?
The only good reason to marry is because
you think you'll have a better way of
life with the person, a notch or two
up from where you are now. Love and
sex should have nothing to do with it,
you can find that anywhere,
It’s also an excuse to relax and have fun.
Pretty simple.
Quote: EvenBobEvery one I've been to years ago
played pranks on the groom and
made bad marriage jokes at his
expense.
The best one was a couple of us
would hold him and they would
de-pants him and pour blue body
ink on his junk so he would be
embarrassed on his wedding night.
What do they do now, where party
hats act like girls?
I guess better a blue d!@$ than blue b@!!$ on your wedding night.
Congrats, Soopoo!
Quote: EvenBobWe looked at marriage as a ball
and chain. A guy got married because
she was preggo, he was pussy whipped,
or he was insane.
If that's the "good old days" so many people are trying to get back to, I think I'll pass.
Quote: EvenBob
Do people get married now because
they think it will make them happy?
The only good reason to marry is because
you think you'll have a better way of
life with the person, a notch or two
up from where you are now. Love and
sex should have nothing to do with it,
you can find that anywhere,
I am currently married for the second time and I love being married. The time between my two marriages I was miserable. I need to be married to be happy. Hopefully I won't have to make that decision again.
We all hated our wives. Our marriages were miserable. We had our Johnsons forcibly dunked in blue paint in front of all our friends.
And we LIKED it! We liked it fine!
WTF??? That sound more like a gay party to me.Quote: RSpaint his junk blue
Quote: AxelWolfWTF??? That sound more like a gay party to me.
Hey, if that's what EvenBob is into, who are we to judge?
I mean, that might explain why he and his friends had such a tough time with women back in the '70's!! ;-D
Quote: AxelWolfWTF??? That sound more like a gay party to me.
It used to be men could do things
together as men and not be called
homo's. Not anymore. Now men are
so terrified of being thought of as
homosexuals, they'll do anything
to avoid it.
Quote: TigerWuI mean, that might explain why he and his friends had such a tough time with women back in the '70's!! ;-D
Yeah, it's totally different now. Not.
42-45% percent of first marriages end in divorce.
60% of second marriages end in divorce.
73% of third marriages end in divorce.
That stat hasn't really changed in a long
time, the average is over 50% of marriages
end in divorce. 70% of divorces are
initiated by women.
Men in record numbers are never getting
married at all. And here's a stat I didn't
know. 62% of divorced men get remarried,
but only 52% of divorced women do.
