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ZenKinG
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February 14th, 2019 at 4:06:28 PM permalink
I hope all of you enjoy your wonderful Valentine's day and enjoy gloating about it to the world on social media about how wonderfully happy you all are because unfortunately in less than 5-10 years 95% of these couples will either have broken up or divorced or worse yet living secretly miserably together, if not already.

Proof of that is the need to broadcast to the world of how happy you are together. Real couples dont feel the need to broadcast to the world of their wonderful amazing happy relationship. The fact that you need to show the world that youre so happy in the relationship proves how insecure you really feel about it all and need to prove to 'yourself' that youre actually happy.

Psychology 101. Thank me later.

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February 14th, 2019 at 4:09:43 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

I hope all of you enjoy your wonderful Valentine's day and enjoy gloating about it to the world on social media about how wonderfully and happy you all are because in less than 5-10 years, you will either have broken up or divorced or worse yet living secretly miserably together, if not already.

Proof of that is the need to broadcast to the world of how happy you are together. Real couples dont feel the need to broadcast to the world of their wonderful amazing happy relationship. The fact that you need to show the world that youre so happy in the relationship proves how insecure you really feel about it all and need to prove to 'yourself' that youre actually happy.

Psychology 101. Thank me later.



Geez, ZK. Buzzkill! Like VD isn't miserable enough for most people? I don't know anybody over the age of 12 who hasn't had it ground into their face at least one year that it's a miserable excuse to sell flowers and chocolate.

LOL.
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February 14th, 2019 at 4:20:07 PM permalink
You forgot an important part ZK. Barely any of those droned out couples on social media know much of anything about the constitution.
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February 14th, 2019 at 4:21:50 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Geez, ZK. Buzzkill! Like VD isn't miserable enough for most people? I don't know anybody over the age of 12 who hasn't had it ground into their face at least one year that it's a miserable excuse to sell flowers and chocolate.

and it is the busiest day for private detectives, too.

anyway, enjoy it and enjoy abit of the chocolate too.
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February 14th, 2019 at 4:27:47 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

P.S Shout out to the bed bugs who love me unconditionally and come to suck my blood each night without ever asking for anything in return.



That made me chuckle. Nice one.
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:31:51 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

*EXCERPT*in less than 5-10 years 95% of these couples will either have broken up or divorced




This is relevant to my interests
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:35:02 PM permalink
2.5 hours since thread was started and only 5 replies (now 6)? I was expecting at least 5 pages by now. ZK you're slippin'.
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February 14th, 2019 at 6:50:57 PM permalink
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February 14th, 2019 at 7:31:31 PM permalink
Quote: RS

2.5 hours since thread was started and only 5 replies (now 6)? I was expecting at least 5 pages by now. ZK you're slippin'.



It's a rigged holiday. Shocker
Any private business open to the PUBLIC (ie. droned out casinos) cannot have a criminal trespass enforced against an individual without GOOD CAUSE (Disruptive or Disorderly conduct). You will never go to prison for being thrown out of a casino for legal advantage play and then returning because it's simply unconstitutional 'as applied' to the individual. 'As applied' constitutional issues must FIRST be raised in DISTRICT COURT (trial court) to have it thrown out. You CANNOT raise it on APPEAL This is the best kept secret in the world of casinos not just in Vegas but everywhere in the country. Thank me later.
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February 14th, 2019 at 8:08:40 PM permalink
But this thread totally exceeded my expectations for festive holiday wishes from it, right off the bat! With a cozy etymological sweet dreamin' bonus for the night, no less, so no disappointment to me!
Quote: ZenKinG

miserably together

<...>

the bed bugs

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February 14th, 2019 at 9:06:01 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Geez, ZK. Buzzkill! Like VD isn't miserable enough for most people?

When I first saw this, I was wondering....why is Babs telling us about having an STD? lol

Quote:

I don't know anybody over the age of 12 who hasn't had it ground into their face at least one year that it's a miserable excuse to sell flowers and chocolate.

LOL.

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February 14th, 2019 at 9:35:27 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

It's a rigged holiday. Shocker

Sane reason nobody posts on the weekends, because they're at casinos.
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February 15th, 2019 at 2:08:55 AM permalink
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Sane reason nobody posts on the weekends, because they're at casinos.



I have NEVER until this day EVER won a rigged holiday or holiday weekend or super bowl weekend or big event weekend. How sick is that? I swear to god im gonna figure out what casinos are doing, mark my words. Enough is enough.
Any private business open to the PUBLIC (ie. droned out casinos) cannot have a criminal trespass enforced against an individual without GOOD CAUSE (Disruptive or Disorderly conduct). You will never go to prison for being thrown out of a casino for legal advantage play and then returning because it's simply unconstitutional 'as applied' to the individual. 'As applied' constitutional issues must FIRST be raised in DISTRICT COURT (trial court) to have it thrown out. You CANNOT raise it on APPEAL This is the best kept secret in the world of casinos not just in Vegas but everywhere in the country. Thank me later.
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February 15th, 2019 at 4:10:17 AM permalink
I got Mrs. Joeman some pre-shuffled flowers and a box of Chinese prison chocolates. She was very appreciative. Although, she did wonder if the florist had taken out the some of the bigger flowers before he gave me the bouquet!

So, don't be surprised if you see her twitter blow up this morning!
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February 15th, 2019 at 10:18:00 AM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

I have NEVER until this day EVER won a rigged holiday or holiday weekend or super bowl weekend or big event weekend. How sick is that? I swear to god im gonna figure out what casinos are doing, mark my words. Enough is enough.

I have bad new year's day luck. There are only so many days like that, small sample. Others do well.
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February 15th, 2019 at 1:50:17 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

I have bad new year's day luck. There are only so many days like that, small sample. Others do well.



I once got 86'd on Easter.

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February 15th, 2019 at 2:04:49 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

Proof of that is the need to broadcast to the world of how happy you are together. Real couples dont feel the need to broadcast to the world of their wonderful amazing happy relationship. The fact that you need to show the world that youre so happy in the relationship proves how insecure you really feel about it all and need to prove to 'yourself' that youre actually happy.



Who does this, besides high school kids?
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February 15th, 2019 at 4:01:31 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Who does this, besides high school kids?

Gay people, who haven't told their parents.
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February 15th, 2019 at 4:04:19 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG


P.S Shout out to the bed bugs who love me unconditionally and come to suck my blood each night without ever asking for anything in return.


Unlucky at cards, lucky at love.
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February 15th, 2019 at 5:15:19 PM permalink
You missed a bet:

He pretended a date stood him up at Outback Steakhouse on Valentine’s Day. Strangers picked up his tab.

Quote: Washinton Post

By 9:30 p.m., he had finished off an entire loaf of complimentary bread. People in the restaurant were starting to look at him with concern. When the server brought out more bread, Bonser didn’t even bother to slice it before stuffing it in his mouth....

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February 15th, 2019 at 6:19:43 PM permalink
Quote: DrawingDead

You missed a bet:

He pretended a date stood him up at Outback Steakhouse on Valentine’s Day. Strangers picked up his tab.


Article says that some lady asked him out on a date or something. At the end of article it says that Outback invited him back to eat for free, but he has to bring a date this time.

How awesome would that be if he decided to go on that date with the mystery woman to get a free meal at Outback, but she actually stands him up for real?
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February 16th, 2019 at 11:24:58 AM permalink
ZenKinG seems to have a deep obsession with the way other people choose to live their lives. It's obviously working out very well for him (otherwise he wouldn't do it), so perhaps the rest of us should consider taking this same approach
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February 16th, 2019 at 12:17:47 PM permalink
Uh, thanks for the Valentine's Day wishes, to you and yours as well. We always go out for dinner the day BEFORE VD day to avoid the crowds.
There's emptiness behind their eyes There's dust in all their hearts They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
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