Reply "Aye," if you've ever gotten this horrible type of handpay! O.O
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April 17th, 2018 at 5:58:39 AM
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The "You won the $2,000 Grand Major!" You guys know where I am going with this, right? I still will say it...;) You await your big paycheck with happy anticipation and management tells you,"Oops,that machine has been malfunctioning all day. We forgot to put it out of service. You actually get nothing." Oh crap! I seriously hope no one on here ever gets a jackpot on a malfunctioning machine. :/
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
April 17th, 2018 at 6:11:49 AM
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Quote: NathanThe "You won the $2,000 Grand Major!" You guys know where I am going with this, right? I still will say it...;) You await your big paycheck with happy anticipation and management tells you,"Oops,that machine has been malfunctioning all day. We forgot to put it out of service. You actually get nothing." Oh crap! I seriously hope no one on here ever gets a jackpot on a malfunctioning machine. :/
This happened to you?
I had to take a double take, I thought this was the ‘legitimate’ handpay thread
April 17th, 2018 at 6:20:29 AM
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Quote: gamerfreakThis happened to you?
I had to take a double take, I thought this was the ‘legitimate’ handpay thread
No, thank God. I have two separate threads. One for never getting a legitimate handpay and one for getting a malfunctioning handpay. ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
April 17th, 2018 at 7:30:20 AM
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Quote: NathanNo, thank God. I have two separate threads. One for never getting a legitimate handpay and one for getting a malfunctioning handpay. ;)
You cant start every thread off with Reply Aye... and then change the last word or two. Its gonna confuse everybody
For Whom the bus tolls; The bus tolls for thee
April 17th, 2018 at 8:28:58 AM
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You're a woman.
April 17th, 2018 at 4:10:45 PM
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Quote: sabreYou're a woman.
Hence why I changed the gender in my profile and mentioned why I went with Nathan in my signature. ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
April 17th, 2018 at 5:17:10 PM
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Fail.Quote: Nathanmy signature. ;)
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
April 17th, 2018 at 5:31:47 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfFail.
I know my signature is really long. ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
April 17th, 2018 at 5:35:29 PM
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Double FAIL!Quote: NathanI know my signature is really long. ;)
Want to go for a triple?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
April 17th, 2018 at 6:02:50 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfDouble FAIL!
Want to go for a triple?
That's what's called a hat trick in gambling. ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
