Worst things that other gamblers have done to you in casinos? :/
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March 10th, 2018 at 6:36:43 PM
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I had a woman hit me in a casino for letting someone play on the machine that I "promised" her. First of all, I never actually "promised" her anything. I had just got on a machine about one minute earlier when some woman barked at me to give her the machine when I was done with it. I reluctantly and meekly said something like, "Uh, um, okay," because I felt intimidated by her.
I got up to get change after I got a little up, and lo and behold when I came back, someone else was already on that machine, so I sat at the machine next to it and begun playing. The woman came back, cussed me out and HIT me for letting someone sit on the machine that I had "promised" her. What the hell?Before I could report her butt to casino staff for hitting me, she left. Believe me, I was getting ready to find a casino staff member and report her for putting her hand on me. I didn't even know her before she ordered me to give her the machine when I was done with it and I had just gotten on! She's lucky I am not a violent person! She could have ended up in the ER if I had been a violent person! You don't just hit random people you don't know in casinos! I was just there to have fun and make a little money on the slots, not be cussed out and hit!
I got up to get change after I got a little up, and lo and behold when I came back, someone else was already on that machine, so I sat at the machine next to it and begun playing. The woman came back, cussed me out and HIT me for letting someone sit on the machine that I had "promised" her. What the hell?Before I could report her butt to casino staff for hitting me, she left. Believe me, I was getting ready to find a casino staff member and report her for putting her hand on me. I didn't even know her before she ordered me to give her the machine when I was done with it and I had just gotten on! She's lucky I am not a violent person! She could have ended up in the ER if I had been a violent person! You don't just hit random people you don't know in casinos! I was just there to have fun and make a little money on the slots, not be cussed out and hit!
Last edited by: Nathan on Mar 10, 2018
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March 10th, 2018 at 7:11:51 PM
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Quote: NathanI had a woman hit me in a casino for letting someone play on the machine that I "promised" her. First of all, I never actually "promised" her anything. I had just got on a machine about one minute earlier when some woman barked at me to give her the machine when I was done with it. I reluctantly and meekly said something like, "Uh, um, okay," because I felt intimidated by her.
Was it a "must hit by"? :)
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March 10th, 2018 at 7:25:37 PM
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Quote: RogerKintWas it a "must hit by"? :)
LMAO! I love puns! :D
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March 10th, 2018 at 7:40:39 PM
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Nathan, Remember your New Year's resolution?
FAIL!!!
FAIL!!!
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 10th, 2018 at 7:48:22 PM
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Axel, I actually thought long and hard about this thread before finally posting because her hitting me was something that ticked me off very badly. I said I thought "long and hard," because I pondered if this would look like a stupid thread but I am sure other posters have had other gamblers do messed up things to them in casinos so I decided to go start this thread.
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
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"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
March 10th, 2018 at 9:07:09 PM
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Quote: NathanAxel, I actually thought long and hard about this thread before finally posting because her hitting me was something that ticked me off very badly. I said I thought "long and hard," because I pondered if this would look like a stupid thread but I am sure other posters have had other gamblers do messed up things to them in casinos so I decided to go start this thread.
Fail.
And, no, people don't get to hit children in public any more. Not and keep them.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
March 10th, 2018 at 10:03:22 PM
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Quote: beachbumbabsFail.
And, no, people don't get to hit children in public any more. Not and keep them.
When I started this thread I was thinking of when I was growing up(80's-90's) it was still legal to spank your child. Note that I said spank,not abuse. I may have gone a bit too far with possibly implying that it is okay to hit a child today. I think I will go edit my OP. Though that woman had no right to hit an adult she didn't even know.
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
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"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
March 11th, 2018 at 12:20:23 AM
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Word. That is beyond beyond messed up Nathan!:(
March 11th, 2018 at 5:39:01 AM
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No need to hit a child anymore, just threaten to take away their cell phone/Ipad.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 11th, 2018 at 6:01:49 AM
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Quote: AxelWolfNo need to hit a child anymore, just threaten to take away their cell phone/Ipad.
To be fair, I got rid of the part in my OP where I possibly indirectly implied it was okay to hit children.
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
March 11th, 2018 at 6:05:54 AM
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This didn't happen to me personally, but I heard someone arranged a meeting for the first time in a casino.
One of the people was playing a strange game about where he was, but the other person was under the impression that he was meeting a man but in reality the other person was a woman.
I think one of them ended up seeing the other but didn't know it because of that, so they didn't meet, and it ended up being a huge waste of time.
One of the people was playing a strange game about where he was, but the other person was under the impression that he was meeting a man but in reality the other person was a woman.
I think one of them ended up seeing the other but didn't know it because of that, so they didn't meet, and it ended up being a huge waste of time.
March 11th, 2018 at 6:44:50 AM
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Yep, we missed out on having little WizardOfNathans running around.Quote: Dalex64This didn't happen to me personally, but I heard someone arranged a meeting for the first time in a casino.
One of the people was playing a strange game about where he was, but the other person was under the impression that he was meeting a man but in reality the other person was a woman.
I think one of them ended up seeing the other but didn't know it because of that, so they didn't meet, and it ended up being a huge waste of time.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 13th, 2018 at 1:54:48 PM
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I get dirty looks and catch nasty remarks now and then because I play the dark side on the craps table. Once in awhile somebody curses at me outright when my 7 hits (usually when they're down to the felt). Nothing worse.
"I should have bet black." - Winston Churchill .
March 13th, 2018 at 4:51:43 PM
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Was in a small BJ tournament at the Trop in Laughlin. Forget the prizes but I think First might have been $500-$1,000.
Second and last round before the Final Table. There were limits on the bets until this last hand. One woman has had a great tournament, and is a lock for the finals- where everyone starts even. She puts out a token bet while everyone else goes all in. I'm first to act and draw an Ace/Seven vs Dealer Ten. I hit and draw another ten.
Everyone else has a pat hand and the dealer turns over a six. Had I stood, he'd have busted. Needless to say, the next card is a four and the dealer wins every hand. As he is scooping up my chips he reminds everyone that had I stood, they all would have won. None of us would have moved on anyway so it was kind of moot but this one guy starts mouthing off to me. He's tall and lean, dressed in overalls and quickly becomes a dick. Floor guy tries to quiet him down but he gets more aggressive.
First guard is a tub of lard who is pretty useless. Next two are a bit better but the guy is still making threats and trying to get around them. Then this monster of a guard shows up. Six six if he's an inch and a bit on the portly side, but not someone to screw with. In very short order the guy is down ,hogtied and dragged out, all the while threatening to kill me.
He never followed through.
Second and last round before the Final Table. There were limits on the bets until this last hand. One woman has had a great tournament, and is a lock for the finals- where everyone starts even. She puts out a token bet while everyone else goes all in. I'm first to act and draw an Ace/Seven vs Dealer Ten. I hit and draw another ten.
Everyone else has a pat hand and the dealer turns over a six. Had I stood, he'd have busted. Needless to say, the next card is a four and the dealer wins every hand. As he is scooping up my chips he reminds everyone that had I stood, they all would have won. None of us would have moved on anyway so it was kind of moot but this one guy starts mouthing off to me. He's tall and lean, dressed in overalls and quickly becomes a dick. Floor guy tries to quiet him down but he gets more aggressive.
First guard is a tub of lard who is pretty useless. Next two are a bit better but the guy is still making threats and trying to get around them. Then this monster of a guard shows up. Six six if he's an inch and a bit on the portly side, but not someone to screw with. In very short order the guy is down ,hogtied and dragged out, all the while threatening to kill me.
He never followed through.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
March 13th, 2018 at 7:18:01 PM
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Quote: Dalex64This didn't happen to me personally, but I heard someone arranged a meeting for the first time in a casino.
One of the people was playing a strange game about where he was, but the other person was under the impression that he was meeting a man but in reality the other person was a woman.
I think one of them ended up seeing the other but didn't know it because of that, so they didn't meet, and it ended up being a huge waste of time.
Not one of my better ideas. ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
March 13th, 2018 at 7:55:02 PM
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Oh, I forget an oldie but a goodie which mostly happens at the Blackjack table.
"Dammit, stop eating my card!" Curses the guy on your left
I'm sure we've all met this guy since it's a franchise
"Dammit, stop eating my card!" Curses the guy on your left
I'm sure we've all met this guy since it's a franchise
"I should have bet black." - Winston Churchill .
March 28th, 2018 at 5:48:49 AM
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I had a guy presumably attempt to steal my bag(Not my purse, ;))when I stepped away for a few seconds to get change out of the nearby TITO machine. I didn't see my bag when I came back and I asked out loud "Where's my bag?" A guy hesitated for a few seconds before admitting he had it(He had put it on the opposite side of himself) and nervously said something like "I was just holding this bag to give to a Casino Worker!" :/ He gave it back to me and I thanked him. :/ :)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
March 28th, 2018 at 8:04:12 AM
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An attractive woman flirted with me while I was in MGM; initially I was flattered, smugly thinking "I've still got it:" then it dawned on me that she was a whore.
Crestfallen.
Crestfallen.
"What, me worry?"
March 28th, 2018 at 9:35:14 AM
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I was playing pai gow while waiting for the wifey to wake up from her nap. I always leave a red chip and a few dollars on the felt for the dealer to collect commission. A guy left of me had previously won a modest hand with a bonus, so the dealer laid out a bunch of chips on the felt. He then took my commission chips, which I called him out on. He then called the pit over and claimed it's his chip. The dealer backed me up, yet he didn't back down. He requested the eye on the sky to review. Everybody at the table was pissed that the action has stopped. I was fed up, I told him to just take the chip, and he became passive aggressive and said no.
After 10 minutes, the pit got a call and told the man that they were my chips. He then gave me an attitude and told me to put my chips on the other side. I waited for my drink, cashed out and left. Some people hate being wrong and will not apologize.
After 10 minutes, the pit got a call and told the man that they were my chips. He then gave me an attitude and told me to put my chips on the other side. I waited for my drink, cashed out and left. Some people hate being wrong and will not apologize.
March 28th, 2018 at 9:50:55 AM
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That reminds me of one of my first times playing craps... this guy next to me was saying something about a stack of winnings on odds in a thick accent that I couldn't make out so I just smiled and shrugged. He gets really angry at me about that and, eventually, I realize he wants me to take the winnings off the felt so it won't be confused with his bet. Plot twist: They were HIS winnings.
March 28th, 2018 at 10:56:53 AM
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Quote: VenthusThat reminds me of one of my first times playing craps... this guy next to me was saying something about a stack of winnings on odds in a thick accent that I couldn't make out so I just smiled and shrugged. He gets really angry at me about that and, eventually, I realize he wants me to take the winnings off the felt so it won't be confused with his bet. Plot twist: They were HIS winnings.
HAHA. I see the resemblance, but that's definitely the opposite of worst thing somebody can do to you at a casino. Free money.
March 31st, 2018 at 5:51:52 AM
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Quote: MrVAn attractive woman flirted with me while I was in MGM; initially I was flattered, smugly thinking "I've still got it:" then it dawned on me that she was a whore.
Crestfallen.
She might not have been a whore. She may have been a gold digger hoping you would give her some winnings for being so nice to you. ;)
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
"Olive oil is processed but it only has one
ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D
I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;)
Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D
"For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
March 31st, 2018 at 4:32:32 PM
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So many bad things, bad people, can't single any out.
I am a robot.
March 31st, 2018 at 4:45:16 PM
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It's still flattering to some degree and always good for a laugh later.Quote: MrVAn attractive woman flirted with me while I was in MGM; initially I was flattered, smugly thinking "I've still got it:" then it dawned on me that she was a whore.
Crestfallen.
I am a robot.
April 1st, 2018 at 2:35:25 PM
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Had to close a $5 crapless game on a Friday night because a dude who was losing decided to stick his hands down his pants and put a nice brown streak on the layout.
What's worse, is after we stated that we had to close the game down, someone said "just put a towel over it"
What's worse, is after we stated that we had to close the game down, someone said "just put a towel over it"
April 1st, 2018 at 4:31:21 PM
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Quote: GlenGHad to close a $5 crapless game on a Friday night because a dude who was losing decided to stick his hands down his pants and put a nice brown streak on the layout.
What's worse, is after we stated that we had to close the game down, someone said "just put a towel over it"
OMG. You really do see it all, don't you.
Ugh.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
April 1st, 2018 at 5:09:39 PM
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Quote: GlenGHad to close a $5 crapless game on a Friday night because a dude who was losing decided to stick his hands down his pants and put a nice brown streak on the layout.
What's worse, is after we stated that we had to close the game down, someone said "just put a towel over it"
At your casino, that is still probably the cleanest part of the joint.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
April 1st, 2018 at 5:12:54 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesAt your casino, that is still probably the cleanest part of the joint.
Pretty much
April 1st, 2018 at 5:45:18 PM
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I am a robot.
April 1st, 2018 at 6:52:14 PM
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Quote: GlenGHad to close a $5 crapless game on a Friday night because a dude who was losing decided to stick his hands down his pants and put a nice brown streak on the layout.
What's worse, is after we stated that we had to close the game down, someone said "just put a towel over it"
Well I guess he did want to play crapless:)
Happy days are here again
April 1st, 2018 at 8:34:03 PM
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We have a different opinion on this matter. I think he didn't want the game to be crapless craps anymore.Quote: HunterhillWell I guess he did want to play crapless:)
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
