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February 15th, 2018 at 11:54:24 AM permalink
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The only correct answer is Chuck Norris. The second pick is irrelevant.



Crocodilo Dundy could kick Chuck Norris ass Any day!!!!!
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February 15th, 2018 at 11:54:52 AM permalink
Since alligators can drive, we got this. https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/HT_pet_alligator_01_mm_160317_4x3_992.jpg

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February 15th, 2018 at 12:03:33 PM permalink
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Crocodilo Dundy could kick Chuck Norris ass Any day!!!!!

Not if you arm Chuch with a few stingrays. (-;
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February 15th, 2018 at 12:10:29 PM permalink
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Not if you arm Chuch with a few stingrays. (-;



Too soon, axel. Not cool.

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February 15th, 2018 at 12:13:45 PM permalink
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Everyone in this thread is high as a kite if you're not down with the gorillas and lions. They're both kings of their own jungles for a reason.



Because there are no bears in the jungle.

You wanna talk blacks or golden, fine. Point made. That pic though is of a griz, and there is zero, none, nada chance that 5 gorillas could beat just one full grown female. Yes, I've seen gorillas fight. And chimps, bonobos, howlers, you name it. Vicious, hateful, disgusting creatures, the lot. And a griz would hate f#$% them so hard the lions would die of fright.

There is but one word for those whose lists do not include bears...

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February 15th, 2018 at 3:34:33 PM permalink
You don't think a group of eagles would discourage a grizzly from whatever it was he thought he wanted? Especially fifty eagles dropping rats on them from 100 feet up?
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February 15th, 2018 at 3:53:19 PM permalink
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You don't think a group of eagles would discourage a grizzly from whatever it was he thought he wanted? Especially fifty eagles dropping rats on them from 100 feet up?



I've been staying as within the bounds of reality as possible. If we're gonna go video game logic, things might change. 10k rats would be insane if all operating with hive mind, but since they don't...

And I wasn't stating an opinion. Brown bears run off packs of wolves, polar bears, and Siberian tigers, in the real world. Swat moose and elk right to the ground, they will. 1,200lb ruminant, WHACK! Dead with one slap. What's a 12lb bird gonna do, really?

The only way anything is losing to the birds is if that thing is Australian.
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February 15th, 2018 at 4:59:32 PM permalink
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I've been staying as within the bounds of reality as possible. If we're gonna go video game logic, things might change. 10k rats would be insane if all operating with hive mind, but since they don't...

And I wasn't stating an opinion. Brown bears run off packs of wolves, polar bears, and Siberian tigers, in the real world. Swat moose and elk right to the ground, they will. 1,200lb ruminant, WHACK! Dead with one slap. What's a 12lb bird gonna do, really?

The only way anything is losing to the birds is if that thing is Australian.

I Agree, on land you would want an 800-pound grizzly bear if you also take the hunter so he doesn't take them out. I still think you're dead. Other than the alligators, none of the other animals are going to do well crossing long distance deep water, especially while fighting. None of the other animals can fly so that has to be some kind of advantage. The others don't swim well, so that has work in your favour as well. As long as I can take out the hunter(so he doesn't find a way to get the animals on my island) it should be at least a stalemate.
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February 15th, 2018 at 7:12:11 PM permalink
I don't like the fact that the human with the gun is only one. Why not have 10 humans with guns? 10 humans with 10 guns defending you is a lot better than just one human with one gun.
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February 15th, 2018 at 8:16:06 PM permalink
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I don't like the fact that the human with the gun is only one. Why not have 10 humans with guns? 10 humans with 10 guns defending you is a lot better than just one human with one gun.

You're very smart this time. We do assume he'll survive having a gun, but he'd probably become overwhelmed and be taken out. A single gun isn't always enough, many armed people have been killed by these animals.
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