What's the single most insulting casino offer you have received?
Can you imagine, she actually wanted me to pay HER for having sex.
Hell, she asked me first, she should pay.
Yes, I took serious umbrage at that trollop's pitch.
They spent the money to print and send the mail twice. Pissed off their client base and had to double down the following month to keep their regulars from jumping ship. Casinos are a hoot.
I wonder about printing and postage costs for a mailer offering three dollars.Quote: NathanI and got a "We miss you" offer of $3 for the whole month! That's beyond insulting.
I wonder what the return percentage is for out of state postcards.
Another funny one, I don't remember the exact details, but it was an invitation to another drawing (you have to earn XXX points per entry). It was something like 10 winners share $200 in cash or freeplay, which is like $20/person. And this was at a legitimate casino, not a tiny whole in the wall place (granted, it wasn't like an MGM Grand or Caesars Palace, either). The worst part was, the offer made it seem like the drawing was really really cool and they were giving away a whole bunch'a money.
I've gotten several insulting offers that are like, "Do $1,000 coin in and get $3 (or $5) in free slot play!" Like....bruh, how does this make me want to go to your casino????
Didn't happen to me, but happened to a friend. Long story short, he was playing quite a bit, a host approached him, asked if he could do anything (you know how hosts are, they're always saying they can do this and that, anything you need, don't hesitate to ask, etc. etc.). He said yeah, going to steakhouse tonight with a few friends, can I get it comped or a discount? Host said he'll check, he came back with a whopping $10 comp and played it off like it was some huge comp and said if he needs anything else during his stay, don't hesitate to ask. Like wow, I don't think it can really get any more insulting than that. =\
I've also received mailers for "we miss you... come play $100 and get $5 in free play!"
I haven't had to pay for a hotel room in a long time... so the offers of like "We miss you, check out your AMAZING OFFER!!! ...$65 per night hotel!" are really insulting to me. I think hotel rooms should be one of the easiest comps a casino could offer, especially to someone out of town/state.
No gift, No free play, No comps, NOTHING!
lol that's gotta... take the cake!Quote: FatGeezus"Celebrate your Birthday at our casino"
No gift, No free play, No comps, NOTHING!
Quote: Romeslol that's gotta... take the cake!
I love puns! :D I agree, that's a really insulting thing for a casino to mail to their patrons for their birthday. I have a pun of my own to supplement your cake pun. That casino expects patrons to buy and or bake their own cakes for their birthdays....;)
Limited quantities available.
Quote: FatGeezus"Celebrate your Birthday at our casino"
No gift, No free play, No comps, NOTHING!
Mods please close thread. Can't possibly get worse than this. The end.
LOL
Quote: FatGeezus"Celebrate your Birthday at our casino"
No gift, No free play, No comps, NOTHING!
Casino deserves to be outed. Who dun it?
Yeah I kind of agree... really would like to know lol.Quote: mcallister3200Casino deserves to be outed. Who dun it?
Quote: FatGeezus"Celebrate your Birthday at our casino"
No gift, No free play, No comps, NOTHING!
I got one of those today from boyd. Cant figure out how to post it from my phone.
I also got from a local yesterday play $1000 and get $5 fp or a $5 food voucher.
One of the largest casinos in London sent me an email saying "As one of our well appreciated guests, I’d like to take this opportunity to invite you back here for a free spin on our Super Wheel to win your parking for the month of October."
Basically spinning a Big Wheel game and if it doesn't land on a specific spot, I get free parking in one of the most public transportly dense areas of the country.
Great...
Quote: MoosetonTotal Rewards from a couple months ago was: Earn 66700 tier credits this month, get 7000 tier credit bonus.
That's actually really messed up.
Quote: NathanThat's actually really messed up.
Here it is.
Quote: FatGeezus"Celebrate your Birthday at our casino"
No gift, No free play, No comps, NOTHING!
That's worse then the shitty mcshitterton tupperware set they are always peddling at local casinos
Quote: mcallister3200Casino deserves to be outed. Who dun it?
I can't remember exactly which one it was but it was one of the 4 CET casinos in AC at the time. (Ballys, Caesars, Harrahs, Showboat)
Sounds like the best offer ever.Quote: billryanI recently got a postcard inviting me to come in from 7-8PM on a date three weeks from then for a free A&W Root Beer Float.
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Quote: Mikey75I received a email from Boyd on my birthday. No offers but it did contain a link. The link took me to a page with a animated birthday cake lol.
Sadly, for many on their mailing list, this might be the only birthday card they get.
Quote: AxelWolfSounds like the best offer ever.
Pretty sure I can bring a friend if you want to drive to old Henderson.
Are you asking me on an old-fashioned date? That's so sweet of you! Do you know it's proper to pick up your date and not ask them to drive themselves? (strike one)Quote: billryanPretty sure I can bring a friend if you want to drive to old Henderson.
FYI. This is a Joke. IIRC I seem to remember Ahigh or someone getting suspended for making a date comment.
Had you skipped ALL of them, I might say there's a chance. If you collected some of them, I would think not. Perhaps they will double, and you will get $6 a pop next time.Quote: NathanI wonder if my offers will increase since I wasn't able to use all the free play days.
Quote: AxelWolfHad you skipped ALL of them, I might say there's a chance. If you collected some of them, I would think not. Perhaps they will double, and you will get $6 a pop next time.
LMAO! $3 a day is insulting, but still way better than the horrid $3 for a whole month they offered me. I went to the casino today and was told I have no more offers. Boo. They should have at least offered to let me use my unused free play for the days I couldn't come in. That would have been a good $25 in free play.
I got my first mail from them two months later for... one dollar a week in freeplay, must bring coupon.
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Winner for downright insulting in my book goes to another Laughlin property... two hours of black chipping, barely survived to break even before leaving... three months later (are they putting new members on a quarterly?) I tear open their mailer with some degree of excitement and fascination to receive... the discounted rate of 39 (29?) for weekday nights, call in for weekend quotes. Clearly, they underestimated my stubbornness so they had to sweeten the pot so I wouldn't pitch it into the trash with enough force to knock it over. The month after that, I get the same room rates, plus five dollars matchplay.
We have yet to coin in at that location because we haven't had a good return at any of their properties(one mans trash). I had no idea they could send as low as $1 a week. They may have been hit on that BJ machine and are not giving anything for it. The $1 may not be from the coin in and its just part of some other marketing scheme (are you sure it's not just a typo or somthing?)Quote: VenthusI don't know if this is normal for a Dotty's property, but I ran a decent amount, 25$ a shot (machine limit), on a BJ machine at the River Lodge in Laughlin. (Their food is surprisingly good and decently priced for the area. Also, allegedly the cheapest alcohol and tobacco for the area.)
I got my first mail from them two months later for... one dollar a week in freeplay, must bring coupon.
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Winner for downright insulting in my book goes to another Laughlin property... two hours of black chipping, barely survived to break even before leaving... three months later (are they putting new members on a quarterly?) I tear open their mailer with some degree of excitement and fascination to receive... the discounted rate of 39 (29?) for weekday nights, call in for weekend quotes. Clearly, they underestimated my stubbornness so they had to sweeten the pot so I wouldn't pitch it into the trash with enough force to knock it over. The month after that, I get the same room rates, plus five dollars matchplay.
I guess it could be from other play and zilch off the VBJ. It continued to give bonus points, and regular points, on that machine (or did; my last trip had one bonus in like two hours, as opposed to 7-8 in three, on my prior) so it isn't shut off entirely. I suppose the scant 200-or-so I put through on the other machines is worth 1$FP/wk.
I also like how it's "free slot play". I think I actually had this in my car the last time I was over there, but couldn't be bothered to dig it out of the trunk.
Quote: MoosetonTotal Rewards from a couple months ago was: Earn 66700 tier credits this month, get 7000 tier credit bonus.
That's better than mine, depending on your outlook. That one's giving just over a 10% bonus... mine wanted ~20k for a 500 points bonus.
Quote: VenthusI don't know if this is normal for a Dotty's property, but I ran a decent amount, 25$ a shot (machine limit), on a BJ machine at the River Lodge in Laughlin. (Their food is surprisingly good and decently priced for the area. Also, allegedly the cheapest alcohol and tobacco for the area.)
I got my first mail from them two months later for... one dollar a week in freeplay, must bring coupon.
You're probably being insulting to Dotty's. Whenever I get such mailers, they always double the last week's offer to $2 to make it really worthwhile!
I addressed recent changes in Dotty's in my April 17 column at gamblingwithanedge.com, with the follow-up to that column going to be posted on April 24
When I went to pick it up, the guy swiped my card and said nah you don't get one.
Quote: gamerfreakI got an offer on the TR app for a Diamond gift.
When I went to pick it up, the guy swiped my card and said nah you don't get one.
I think that one wins the award for being the most insulting.
The lowest value one I've ever seen was from Main Street Station. Played about $1,000 on machines; at any other Boyd property that would be worth at least $5 per week. They started sending me coupons for $1 off a steak dinner.
Quote: TomGI think that one wins the award for being the most insulting.
The lowest value one I've ever seen was from Main Street Station. Played about $1,000 on machines; at any other Boyd property that would be worth at least $5 per week. They started sending me coupons for $1 off a steak dinner.
That's really stinky. Play $1,000 and get $1 offof a steak dinner? Smells just as bad as rotten fish that fell in a sewer to me! :/
Quote: gamerfreakI got an offer on the TR app for a Diamond gift.
When I went to pick it up, the guy swiped my card and said nah you don't get one.
What happened to you was disgusting. I'd be steaming mad if I were told I was going to get a Diamond gift only to be told I don't get one when I got there. :/
As promotions go, this is pretty piddly. Except:
Local players already have free play to pick up on Friday or Saturday or Sunday this weekend. If you have to go anyway . . .
They are already offering 2x points for video poker (0.6% rather than 0.3%). If you're a quarter or dollar single-line player they have a variety of games better than 99.5%. (Higher stakes are limited to 98.98%)
For some players (invited guests --- I don't know how extensive the invitation list is) there are drawings at 4, 5, and 6 p.m. where most of your entries are based on coin-in since 4 a.m. Friday morning. I played relatively heavily yesterday (because of a drawing last night) so today's $3,000 coin-in slightly increases my already reasonable chances. I have no solid estimate of my EV (too many unknown variables), but I estimate it is in the "several hundred dollars" range --- which makes it worthwhile to show up.
Playing $2,000 or more video poker coin-in earns you a free buffet --- which retails for $42
Somewhere along the way between Jan 1 - June 30 (or July 1 - Dec 31), you need to qualify for whatever tier status you desire. Playing most or all of that on +EV days makes sense.
My point in all of this is that concentrating on individual offers is just the tip of the iceberg. Would I make a special trip to play $3,000 to earn $25 in free play if there was nothing else going on? Probably not --- although there have been times in my life where I valued my time less and I would definitely have gone.
Is the same promotion worthwhile when everything else is added in? Absolutely! It's like I'm getting an extra $25 on a day where I'm already a pretty big EV favorite. Bring on MORE of these insulting promotions!
Quote: gamerfreakI got an offer on the TR app for a Diamond gift.
When I went to pick it up, the guy swiped my card and said nah you don't get one.
I would not have let that drop with just one guy saying 'nah.'
Assuming we're talking about a phone app that I had with me, I would have asked to see a supervisor and shown him/her the message that says I get the 'whatever it was'. Without being loud or angry about it, I would have explained that i made a special trip just because the app said I was going to get it. If we're talking about something 'valuable' like a TV, I'd me more forceful. If we're talking about a $5 'casino crap' logo cup that matches nothing, I wouldn't make such a big deal out of it.
Supervisors have authority to "make things right." I would have given this one a chance to do that!
Now, if the the supervisor told me there was nothing that could be done, I would have made a judgment call concerning the value of the gift and the likelihood I'd be kicked out if I made a big stink.
Remember, showing anger is an option to be used in special cases when it can be useful. For me anyway, it is not the default.
Quote: IbeatyouracesNow if only their sister properties across the country had similar promos. Hollywood Toledo has $5 NSUD, 9/7 TDB, 35/8/5 BP and the $1 and $2 Triple Deuces Wild (99.92%).
It's hard to imagine a 99.92% game isn't positive. Getting to ICON ($800,000 coin-in every six months) on a 99.92% game costs less than $700 on average --- with considerable swings given that the only hands you really care about are $3,000 or $4,000 if you're playing for dollars, or twice that amount if you're playing for $2.. If you value cruises at all, the heavily discounted cruise is worth considerably more than that. You get a $500 Icon trip each year to another property. Surely you get some mailers and other goodies that are worth something.
Probably the biggest factor in whether that's a positive play is the state tax policy on W2Gs. Triple Deuces at $1 or $2 gives you a W2G every 4000 hands or so --- averaging $120K in W2Gs or so to play $800,000. I don't know Ohio's tax policies.
Another factor is the variance. Triple Deuces has a variance of 96. You need non-trivial bankroll (both financial and psychological) to play this at the $1 or $2 level. For players who get upset at losing a lot TODAY, this is not the game for you. If you don't hit the every-4400-hands deuces or every-45,000-hands royal, you're going to be behind by a lot. And most days you play only a few hours, you're not going to hit one of those premium hands.
Quote: IbeatyouracesOhio's tax policy is the clincher. You cannot write off losses. Being out of state, they automatically deduct state income tax as well. Plus travel to get there. It's an hour and a half drive from my area.
You can file and get a refund of state taxes if you are from another state,but the city taxes you can't get back.