100xOdds
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December 31st, 2017 at 7:54:44 PM permalink
Mine is to figure out what to do with my time besides gamble, surf the web, and hookers/blow when I have enough $ to quit working early 2019.

Note: I'm not yet 50
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EvenBob
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December 31st, 2017 at 7:59:45 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

Mine is to figure out what to do with my time besides gamble, surf the web, and hookers/blow when I have enough $ to quit working early 2019.

Note: I'm not yet 50



Get married, your wife will gladly figure
all that out for you.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
RS
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December 31st, 2017 at 8:09:33 PM permalink
The same as every year: Not to have a new years resolution for the following year.

I'm not sure if I've succeeded or failed every year. Meh.
GWAE
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December 31st, 2017 at 8:26:05 PM permalink
Probably going to try to lose weight again for the 3rd year in a row.
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MaxPen
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December 31st, 2017 at 9:05:05 PM permalink
My New Year's Resolution years ago was to not follow any New Year's Resolutions.


RS
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December 31st, 2017 at 9:40:26 PM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

My New Year's Resolution years ago was to not follow any New Year's Resolutions.


I figured your new year's resolutions would be to....

1. Build another new and improved apocalypse bunker.
2. Always stay stocked up on plenty of fresh tin-foil. It'd be disastrous to be caught without good high quality tin-foil.
3. Make sure the entire USA knows the dangers of drinking tap water, because the government puts traces of mind-control chemicals into it.
4. Figure out how the government has been able to hide "Operation ChemTrails" from the public for so long, without ever leaking even a tiny shred of proof.
5. Find all those aliens they're hiding in Area-51 and why they're hiding them there.
6. Other stuff that most people think is batsh** crazy.
7. [WARNING: This one's normal] - Finally invest in cryptocurrency.

:-) :-)
MaxPen
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December 31st, 2017 at 10:03:05 PM permalink
Quote: RS

I figured your new year's resolutions would be to....

1. Build another new and improved apocalypse bunker.
2. Always stay stocked up on plenty of fresh tin-foil. It'd be disastrous to be caught without good high quality tin-foil.
3. Make sure the entire USA knows the dangers of drinking tap water, because the government puts traces of mind-control chemicals into it.
4. Figure out how the government has been able to hide "Operation ChemTrails" from the public for so long, without ever leaking even a tiny shred of proof.
5. Find all those aliens they're hiding in Area-51 and why they're hiding them there.
6. Other stuff that most people think is batsh** crazy.
7. [WARNING: This one's normal] - Finally invest in cryptocurrency.

:-) :-)



That there is everyday stuff to maintain although I do need to apply myself more to #5🤓😃 As for number 7.......🤔
EvenBob
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December 31st, 2017 at 10:23:40 PM permalink
Quote: RS


7. [WARNING: This one's normal] - Finally invest in cryptocurrency.



It should be 'cryptic currency' because nobody
can figure out why the crap should have any
real value. It doesn't, of course. Even Monopoly
money has value within the game. And crypto
has the same kind of value in the game you
have constructed around it. A Beanie Baby by
any other name..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
bobbartop
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December 31st, 2017 at 11:03:14 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

Mine is to figure out what to do with my time besides gamble, surf the web, and hookers/blow when I have enough $ to quit working early 2019.

Note: I'm not yet 50




I can count on two hands the reasonably close friends of mine who are dead because of cocaine. 100% negative EV. One really has to be an idiot to even try it. Not even once out of curiosity. There's no upside.

That could be your resolution. If you weren't kidding, then resolve to never use that crap again.
'Emergencies' have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.
OnceDear
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December 31st, 2017 at 11:55:44 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

Mine is to figure out what to do with my time besides gamble, surf the web, and hookers/blow when I have enough $ to quit working early 2019.

Note: I'm not yet 50

Similar, except I had enough money to retire a year ago. I did and that just gave me MORE time for gambling, drinking, hookers and blow gardening.
Psalm 25:16 Turn to me and be gracious to me, for I am lonely and afflicted. Proverbs 18:2 A fool finds no satisfaction in trying to understand, for he would rather express his own opinion.
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